Fa’ REAL … “What You Waiting For !?!” … A Poem written by Big Virge 8/10/2006
Posted by Virge | Filed under Deliberating, Musings
Listen Man … !!!!!
“What you waiting for ?!?”
A Housewife and Mother …
who acts like a … ” WHORE ” … !?!
Good Luck with that man !!!
If you find one like … THAT … !!!
Trust me … She’s … ” Unique ” … !!!
A … ” Sexy Ass ” … FREAK ..
Who’s … Happy to … ” Clean ” …
Then … get in the kitchen …
and cook … ” Happily ” …
Then act like a … SLUT …
in a ….. ” Porn DVD ” …… !!!!!
If you’re waiting for … “Her” …
to just …. ” Come Along ” ….
I have to …. ” Infer ” ….
that your hopes are ….
… ” Quite Wrong ” … !!!!!
It’s …
One or … The Other …
That …. you’ll get ….
… ” My Brother ” … !!!!!!!
But …
If you are … ” Lucky ” … !!!
Two … Out of … Three …
is a … Pretty Good … Deal … !!!
Why wait for …
” A Dream “… !!!
that will … NEVER …
… Be … ” REAL ” … !?!
You may wait …
… ” FOREVER ” … !!!
and that’s not so …
… ” CLEVER ” … !!!!!!!
This is the …
” REAL WORLD ” … !!!!!
Where … women and girls …
are making things … ” Tough ” …
for men to find …. ” Love ” ….
Now Don’t ….
Get it … ” Confused ” … !?!
There still are … ” A Few ” … !!!
who TRULY … are … ” Cool ” … !!!
But …
” Trust ” … in this man … !!!
Most Women … Now Choose …
to live in ….. ” Wonderland ” ….. ?!!!?
Just like …. ” Alice ” …
Confused and Bemused … ???
with … All kinds of …
…. ” BAGGAGE ” …. !!!!!
On Drugs that cause ….
…. ” DAMAGE ” …. !!!!!!!!
These days ….
They’re … CLEARLY … !!!
Felling … ” Malice ” … !!!
and driving men to …
” Smoke Di Chalice ” …
Filled with … CRACK … !!!
Down The Pipe … !!!
To … The Point …
Where they’ll ….
” TAKE LIFE ” …. !!!!!
Now …
That’s … NOT RIGHT … !!!!!
” Taking Life ” …
Through … SUICIDE … !!!!!
Not just … ” Their Own ” … !!!
Nowadays … Some Children …
Have … No Guides … !!!!! …
because of …..
” Jealousy ” …
and … ” Pride ” … !!!!!
Now girlfriends … DIE … !!!
and … EVEN … Wives … !!!
because of … men …
who’ve … LOST … Their Minds … !!!!!
LOST …
Their … ” Patience ” … !!!
or …. ” Their Child ” …. !!!
“Come on now man !
What you waiting for ?”
You KNOW … The Score … !!!
Don’t wait for a … ” WHORE ” … !!!!!
Try …
Waiting for a … Girl … !!!
who’s got … much more … !!!!!
Like ….. LOVE ….. !!!
to … Help You …
“Stay On” … Course … !!!!!
and …
Find a … LOVE …
That’s … RICH … !!!
NOT … ” Poor ” … !!!
Now …
Hold on a minute … !!!
Let me ask you … THIS …
“Young Lady,
What you waiting for ?
Are you waiting for him ?
to be a man,
instead of a kid !?!”
Let me … Quickly …
Balance … my script …
Now …
If he treats you …
Like a … ” Bitch ” …
What you waiting for ?
Get … RID of … Him … !?!
Don’t … wait for a time … !!!
when you … start to find …
that he makes you … Frown … !!!
instead of … ” Smile ” ….
Or …
EVEN WORSE … !!!
Wait for him to say …
“I’m sorry, I
punched you,
In you face !
I was angry babe,
it won’t happen again !”
cos’ that’s … NOT OKAY … !!!
and is … Bound to … HURT … !!!
If your man is … ” The Type ” …
to … ” Smash Up ” … Your Face …
Just because …
He can’t … have … ” His Way ” …
and you find … you can’t take …
his ways … ” ANYMORE ” … !!! …
Walk Out …
The Front Door …
“What you waiting for !?!”
I Know… it’s … HARD … !!!!!
to just ….. ” Walk Away ” …..
In …..
ACTUAL FACT …
That’s …
Not quite … TRUE … !!!
If something …
” Feels Wrong ” …
THAT’S IT …
I’m … GONE … !!!!!
No … ” Playing Games ” … !!!
or … ” Calling Names ” … !!!!!!
When all’s …
Said and Done …
What’s the point of that … !?!?!
I Must be … DUMB …
or the … ” Only One ” … !!!
to believe that … Things …
“Should Be” … More Fun … !!!!!
I guess that’s down to …
” Governments ” … ?!?
The … ” Media ” …
and how they’re … RUN … !?!
“Promotion” … of … WAR … ?!?
and …. ” Other Stuff ” ….
is …. ” Making Us ” ….
…. ” Not ” ….
Want To … LOVE … !!!!!
What are … Your Thoughts … ?
Do you stand for … ” LOVE ” … ?
or … Want … MORE WARS … !??!??!
From …
Religious Fights …
Home and … ” Abroad ” …
to … ” Oil Pipelines ” …
for … ” Good Ol’ George ” … !!!
“So Many” … LIES … !!!!!
while soldiers … ” Die ” …
That’s …
Their … ” CHOICE ” … !!!
So … Should I … ” Cry ” … ?!? …
They have …
” Their Cause ” …
and … So Do … I … !!!
To … ” Elevate Minds ” …
Who … “ignore” … SIGNS …
That …
ALL THESE WARS … !!
Need to … STOP …
…. ” For Sure ” …. !!!!!
If you want to see … MORE …
than … Violence … ” SOAR ” … !!!!!
Like a world of …
… ” Happiness ” …
….. ” For ” …..
” One and ALL ” … !!!!!
Do …..
“Your Bit” … NOW … !!!!!
” What You Waiting For ? “
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“The Relationship Game” … A Poem written by Big Virge 10/01/2013
Posted by Virge | Filed under Deliberating
So ….
What is … ” The Deal ” … ?
with the … ” Relationship Game ” … ?
because ….
Truth be … REVEALED … !!!
I Can’t …
Take … ” The Strain ” … !!!
It’s ALWAYS … “Drained” … !!!
and left me … ” Pained ” … !!!!
When …
” Rejections ” … come …
From …
THAT … someone …
You … Want to … SEE …
in … ” Your Bedroom ” …
“Beneath” … the sheets … !!!
What is … ” The Thing ” … ?
that makes you … Want To …
…….. ” Let Them In ” ……. ?!?!?
” Into ” … Your World …
Let me ask you girls … ???
Is it … ” The Skin ” … ???
that makes you … ” Think ” …
Your Game … is … SET …
For The …. BIG WIN …. !!! ….
or is it … CASH …
That … This Man … HAS … ?!?
That Makes … You Say …
“I’m open today !
for more than just
a passing, Hey !”
cos’ that … Fa Sure … !!!
may prove to be … ” Flawed ” … !!!
when you know … DEEP DOWN … !!!
You’re just a … WHORE … !!!
whose choice was made …
just to …. GET PAID …. !!!!!!
and …. NO …. !!!
NOT IN … that …
” Simple Way ” …
of … Getting Paid …
for a … Working Day …
Your Type of … wage …
” Resembles ” … THOSE …
who face … TIRADES …
because they’re … HO’s … !!!!!
who trade in … LAYS … !!!
Now that’s … ” A Game ” …
that’s … ” Long Since ” …
” Paved ” … a wave of ways …
for girls … to … PLAY … !!! …
The … ” Wife for Hire ” …
whose just a … LIAR … !!!!
Relationship … BLISS …
WITHOUT … ” A Kiss ” … !!!
and … Without … ” Honey ” …
cos’ things get … BITTER …
Without … THAT MONEY … !!!!!
So fellas … !!!!!
What’s the deal with … US … ?!?
Do we … deal in …
…… ” LOVE ” ….
or just … ” Quick Ones ” … !!!!!
Yup … you now whats … !!!
with …. ” Dirty Sluts ” … !!!!!!
whose … ” Game is Lame ” …
cos’ they have … NO SHAME .. !!!!!
“I’ll do you
if you buy me food
and rough me up
like i’m used to !”
What kind of game … ?
” Abides ” … such rules … !?!
When … what we do …
borders on … ABUSE … !!!!!
” Abuse ” … of …
… Each Other …
because of what … ?
….. ” Colour ” ….. ?!?!?
or …
because of … PAIN … !!!!!
from a … ” Previous Game ” …
Rejection … HURTS …
Until you … OBSERVE …
The Pain … some girls …
have in … ” Their Worlds ” …
Like … CHESS … they move …
EXPOSING …. Breasts ….
and … Showing … THIGHS … !!!!!
So Fellas …. BE WISE …. !!!!!
Don’t Push …
” Your Knight ” … !!!!!!
where there’s … NO LIGHT … !!!!!!
Make SURE … Your Game …
is …. ” Tight and Right ” ….
before …. YOUR SIGN …..
… ” Any ” …
Dotted Lines … !!!!!
INVADE … The Space …
but … Don’t You Waste …
” Your Tools ” … Desire …
to … COCK … then … FIRE … !!!!!
The Rules of … ” The Game ” …
Seem Strange … TODAY … ???
Treat a girl like a …
…… BITCH ……
you get tru’ … QUICK … !!!!!
Play the …
” Nice Guy ” …
You … MIGHT … get a slice …
but only …… IF ……. ???
Your Miss … is … NICE …
By that I mean …
She … APPRECIATES … !!!!!
A man whose … ” Sheen ” …
is … Basically … CLEAN …
Even when … he dreams …
cos’ …
He Dreams …
of…… YOU ……
and ….
Sharing Food …
and …..
Sharing Love …
til’ you fill …
” Your Cups ” …
The cups that … RUN …
When The Game is … WON … !!!
because … Your Game …
ELEVATES … Beyond … !!!!
The … ” Petty Stuff ” …
that often … STUNS … !!!!!
The … ” Cheating and Lying ” …
whilst ALWAYS … “Implying” ….
A LOVE … that runs …
WHEREVER … They Come … !!!
BELIEVE … It’s True …
So ….
Don’t be fooled …
and know the rules …
Don’t fall for … The Game …
of what people …. SAY …. !!!!!
Talk is … CHEAP …
while action speak
of … So Much More …
when it comes to … SCORES …
and … ” Relationship Awards ” …
How many have … WON
when their time is … DONE …
and how many now … ” Lose ” … ?
when things … ” Fall Through ” …
Quite … A FEW …
I’d Suggest … !?! …
But … TRY YOUR BEST …
to find … ” That One ” …
You … TRULY LOVE … !!!!!
As I age in … these days …
I find myself … RESTRAINED …
When it comes to …
EVEN … ” Playing ” …
and runnin’ …
The … ” Old Saying ” …
“Hey there baby !
You Look Great !
Can I take you ?
On a date ?”
cos’ I like … My Plate …
….. “FILLED” ……
WITHOUT … ” The Guilt ” … !!!!!
of claiming …
What is … FAKE … !!!!!
A Partnership …
That’s …. GREAT …. !!!!!
“within” … this ….
” Human Maze ” …
that drives many …
….. INSANE ….. !!!!!!!
The one we …
” Choose ” … to name …
as … YES …
” The ” ….
” Relationship Game ” … !!!!!
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“They Make Me Laugh” … A Poem written by Big Virge 30/11/2006
Posted by Virge | Filed under Musings
As a follow up to my last post about the …
Luverrrllyyy ladies of today …..
Some girls and women …
…… ” Nowadays ” ……
REALLY ….
Make Me …. Laugh …. !!!!!
They … ” Clearly Think ” …
…. ” They’re Smart !!! ” ….
So …..
Choose to … ” Play ” …
The … ” Chase Me ” … Game … !!!
Well ……
“Not me babe !!!” …..
Many take … ” Cocaine ” … !!!!!
So … can’t explain …
The things that they did …
……. ” Yesterday ” …… !!!!!!! ? !!!!!!!
That’s a … JOKE … ofcourse … !!!
but fellas … Don’t get caught …
by girls who …. ” Snort ” …. !!! ….
then start to … Talk …
as if they’re ….. ” IT ” ….. !!!!!
They’re bound to be ….
Full of …. ” BULLSHIT ” …. !!!
So …
What about … ” Those ” … ?
who … ” Don’t ” … take drugs … ?!?
The type whose nose …
is … SO … High UP … !!!!!
Her Nose …. is in ….
The … ” Mile High Club ” … !!!!!!!!
Now …
It’s … NOT … Just ME … !!!
Trust me … ” Believe ” … !!!!!
Enough men … SEE …
The way … ” They Be ” …
“No man deserves !!!
to have us girls !!!
unless he’s got,
the things we want !!!!”
Well girls … it seems … ?
You’ve … got it … WRONG … !!!!!
What about the men … ?
who’d … FULFIL … Your Needs … !!!
We’re NOT … like fruit …
You can … ” Pick ” … then refuse … !!!!!
Ofcourse … you should … !!!
“Pick” …… ” Carefully ! ” ……..
But …..
Remember … ” The Rules ” … !!!
We’re …. ” Picking ” …. TOO …. !!!
We’d … LIKE … to see …
what’s … GOOD … in you …
which … Simply Means …
No Fallacies … !!!!!
Come On … Ladies … !!!
” Everyman ” …. ALSO …
Has his … ” Needs ” … !!!!!
Girls … ” Don’t Believe ” … !!!
That …. Your Pussy ….
is made of … ” GOLD ” … !!!!!!!
It’s merely … ” A Hole ” …
Used for … ” Sexual Stuff ” … !!!
Once it’s been … ” DUG ! ” …
if your head’s … ” Messed Up ” … !!!
Most Men … will hunt …
for …. ” Another One ” …. !!!!!
whose head is …. ” NOT ” …. !!!
Unless … ” They’re DUMB ” …. !!!
We see … Your Moves … !!!
You play the fool …
when you … are young …
Okay …. that’s cool ….
But … when you get … OLD … !!!!!
and your looks …
Start To … ” Goooo ” … !!!!!!!!
May I just … ask you … ?
” What you gonna do ? ”
” Complain ” …. when men ….
walk straight … Past You … !!?!!
because they’ve seen ….
” Your Attitude !!! ” ….
when you … HAD … your looks …
” Back in ” …. Your Youth ….
Think it … through … !!!
DON’T … act like a … MULE … !!!!!
when you … KNOW … your looks …
will ….. ” Desert You ” ….. !!!!!
Plastic surgeons may … Help …
You get … Attention for yourself … ?!?
But ……
” Younger models ” … will come …
and have …. men … RUN …
UP … under them … !!! …
to share … Their Bed … !!! …
and have … ” Some Fun ” … !!!!!
Remember the days ………….
when … ” YOU ” … were a
……… ” BABE ” ……… ?!!!?
who liked to play … ” Games ”
and … make men … ” CHASE ” … !!!
Well ….
As you age ….
The rules of the game …
” Start to … SWAY ” …
The …. ” OTHER ” …. Way …. !!!!!
Most men will … ” age ” …
MUCH BETTER than … YOU … !!!!!
Come on now girls …
You … KNOW …
It’s TRUE … !!!!!!!!
Our dicks will remain …
in the … Very Same Place … !!!!!
but when you look at your breasts …
and …. ” Made-Up” …. face …. !!! ….
Answer this for me babe ….
” Can you say the same ??? ! ??? ”
You CAN’T … can you … !!! ? !!!
and that’s the … TRUTH …
So ….
what’s with … ALL …
The moves you … ” Pull ” … ?
when you are … ” Young ” …
and …. Full of …. ” Youth ” …. ?!?
“No relationships,
because i’m a chick,
who’s a free spirit !”
“Well i’m a free spirit too !
so, we should be cool !
Let’s go for a drink,
so that we can see !!!
One thing i’ll guarantee,
is your spirits will be free
if you’ll part your lips
and, FREELY, SUCK MY DICK !!!”
“Well, EXCUSE ME !
I’m not that free !!!
Exactly what ?
Do you take me to be !?!”
“Well, not quite what,
you initially seemed !
It would seem you’re a spirit
who’s, NOT SO FREE !!!”
See ….
It’s a JOKE … to me … !!! …
how … Some Girls … now be …
” Many ” … Lie to Themselves … !!!!!
about … what they … NEED … !!!
and how they’d … Like …
Their man to … be …
They’re watching …
TOO MUCH … MTV … !!!!!
where girls now … ” Sing ”
some quite … ” Sexist Songs ” … ?!?
Now if a man did that ….
They’d say …. ” We’re WRONG !!! ”
Well …. ” FORGET ” …
… ” The Spice Girls ” … !!!
and the … ” Pussycat Dolls ” … !!!
It’s … NOT … their world …
and they write … ” Crap Songs ” … !!!!!
” Rich Men ” … Have Marked …
Their cards … from the start … !!!
But …..
Ofcourse they’ll … contend …
that they … ” DON’T NEED MEN ” … ?!?!?
So … ???
They dress like … ” Tarts ” … ?
just to …. ” Top The Charts ” …. !?!?!
cos’ … what they call … ” ART ”
is a musical …. ” FARCE ” …. !!!!!!!!
These days …. ” The Chase ”
has gone …. ” TOO FAR ” …. !!!!!!!
which is probably why … ?
Some women … Now Claim … !!!!!
” That ” ….
“They” … are from … VENUS … !?!
and that ….
“Men” … are from … MARS … !?!
Which is why this poem’s called …
” They Make Me Laugh !!! ”
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