A Bar Tale … from Philly …. written by Big Virge 23/7/2013

So, yes folks, chilling as per, but damnit man, feeling a lil’ rough right now, probably due to having a rather fragile hammock give way under me on Saturday (Samantha & Fire !!!)

So, think me spine and neck may have ended up where they’re not used to being, so, struggling a bit, as I was, one sunday night, at my hotel in Philly.

I was genuinely feeling below par, so, merely went down to the bar to get som food in before everything shut down, well, here is where this particular bar story takes a journey beyond anything I could of expected !!!

The Radisson, being what it is, had held proms & weddings, during my stay, and there had been a wedding earlier, this particular Sunday, thus, fortunately, a young employee by the name of Ty, welcomed me downstairs, and fixed up my order ….

I’d ordered to go, as I was intent on getting back to my room, only to hear from a white girl, who was with a rather hench looking white guy ….

“Come and have a drink as you look like an interesting guy !”

The white guy was like yeah, so, I joined, out of curiosity ….

Now this was to be the beginning of one of those interactions, that, in many ways, typifies, what drink can do, and also, how some people really don’t have the first clue how to just be cool, and not overdo things, especially when, clearly, in unfamiliar company/territory.

So, conversation flowed, and you know what, names escape me now, because this couple were just the stereotypical, slightly tipsy white folks, who look and sound the same after a while, ya know ….

” Sounds familiar, that line !!! ” ….

Anyway, after getting the basic intros out the way, then madame drops the bombshell on my man, who was clearly looking for some sexy times ….

My food arrives, and she’s like,

“Eat it downstairs, what you going up for ?” ….

Once again, Mr. Aus, cos’ he was from Australia, concurred, even if a little reservedly, but, in fairness to him, he seemed cool, but now, I am getting vibes that make me play the game, but, I put my man at rest, by explaining that, I currently had a situation with a woman who was, most probably, the love of my life, which was still running hot in my mind.

Thus, drinks were bought, conversation jumped from, madame’s moving to Australia, on a whim, and then, somehow, via the wonders of the web, hooking up with, I believe, the girl, who got married, which resulted in them becoming friends, and her staying in Australia for a considerable period of time ….

Amazing, how some folks get through … !!!!!

Anyway, he was an ex pro-golfer, stopped, due to injury, and she now worked in the corporate fold of golf promotion, at a very high level …..

This is not unfamiliar teritory for me as I used to be pretty good at golf and know my ish, when it comes to the sport ….

One of the funniest things said, in the whole conversation, was her telling us that she was having dinner with this guy at some function, and she, clearly being oblivious, asked this man, so, what do you do … ?

He replied, “I used to play a bit of golf … ”

She later found out that, this particular man was …. JACK NICKLAUS !!!!

I mean, if ever there was a sign that this was gonna be a most interesting, inter-action, there it was, she works in the field of top level golf, and had no clue who Mr. Nicklaus was … !!!!!

Now, at this point, she couldn’t help herself, and apologetically asked,

“Can I touch your hair !!!”

Thankfully, Mr. Oz didn’t want to indulge, but, here was the moment that defined how I was now going to be, polite and nice, but, mindful of the level of let’s say, hidden agendas, that could support her calling me over, and then doing this stuff, in front of said, Horny Aussie Beefcake !!!!

He was being, ” Ultra Cool “, but, surely, had to be feeling a little threatened by the FACT, that, lil’ Ms. Hottie, may have been getting, just a little bit wet, from touching my head !!!!!

Now, the funniest thing is the amount of times in my life that i’ve had white girls play that line, with boyfriend, or possible partner for the night, in tow ….

Could you imagine doing something like that …. ?!?

My ex would of been, incensed, by such an action ….

Anyway, all of a sudden, another couple come in from the wedding party ….

An interesting looking white chick, and, an older looking white guy, who was quick to state, THAT ….

“We’ve just had sex !”

I mean, SERIOUSLY, talk about feeling insecure & threatened, by something that, hadn’t even been visualised in my mind, as I was trying to maintain my P’s & Q’s, with the first couple ….

Incredible !!!!!!

So, now it got to, the second couple explaining that they wanted couple No.1, to join them at a bar they were going to ….

Well, I was kind of glad that this vibe was offered up, but, wouldn’t you guess, Mr & Mrs. Oz, weren’t interested at all, and in fact more drinks were bought and my relationship issues, were the main subject of discussion now, lots of advice was offered, as if these two could tell me how I should deal with my situation !!!

So, everything was running, drinks, talk, jokes, etc, however, all the time, it was as if, she was trying to entice me into sumthin’, maybe with the 2 of them !!!!!

NOT how I get down !!!!!

…. and he was becoming more and more tactile with her, as if staking his claim to her being, ” HIS “, when clearly, if that was the case, I don’t believe for one second, that i’d be sitting with them drinking …. having just popped in to get some food, on my own …..

Then, in front of him, again, she drops another bomb, “Oh, we just met today, we’re not an item like that !!!”

At this point, i’m just watching his body language and keeping mine, very static …..

Now, after all this, about an hour later, the 2nd couple return, a bit worse for wear, so, as I was in the chair, I offered to buy them a drink, to which they both said no.

So, Mr. & Mrs. OZ were on their way out, so, also said no, but then Mr. Oz, proceeded to pass two extra drinks they had to couple No.2, and amazingly …

Not … !!!!!

They drank the drinks … “HE” … gave them …. !!?!!

Now, girlie number 2, having heard the topic of discussion, gets up in my face whilst her man, for the night, looked on nervously.

Now she, like her friend, was in her late 20’s, and then starts to quietly explain her vibe with sex & relationships, she then says to me that,

“She isn’t about anything longterm, as most men bore her within 45 minutes !!!!!”

I wonder if she was talking about the sex-capade, that, her current squeeze was so quick to shout out about, before even introducing himself to me …. !!!

Now, as she and I got closer, the energy was very intense, she had quite the pair of eyes, and as with most girls in wedding outfits, she had that, “Wedding Sexy Vibe”, going on, she explained that she was a mix of German/Irish & sumthin else, which upon looking at her closely, rang true to me.

She, even with her rather thicker body & tan-lines, at 1.30 in the morning began to look quite appealing …..

(NOTE TO SELF) – Watch those Alcohol-filled Goggles ….

Especially when the … “White Sharks”, are swimming around …..

So, suffice to say, everything ended nicely, but, interestingly, Ms. Oz had this thing about us all meeting in a years time in Hawaii … ?!?

…. to the point where, rather than give her a card, I gave her my e-amil address, to see how, “Interesting”, I really was to her …..

Well, a good few weeks down the line, No e-mail,

Surprised … Hell NO … !!!!

It just verifies what I could see from the beginning, she would flirt and do all the talk, as long as she had her, White Knight, by her side …..

After what we’ve seen regarding recent issues of race in the states, I can totally confirm, that on the surface, YEAH, it’s all great, but, don’t get tie up people, like England, it’s all veneer and rhetoric, when it comes to it, yes, ofcourse the white girls be on some Black Dick now, they always have been, in many ways, like now, if they can get away with it, without you being visible, they’ll play away ….

But at the the end of the day, unless you’re in places where money resides, then you’ll only be a ride for the night, unless they’re, WELL PAST … their prime, then, they’ll happily pay for some, probably from the proceeds of the divorce from the wealthy white man who was of the right ilk to provide, but, who she probably, never actually loved, more than his status & money !!!!

Anyway, to end this bar tale, Ty’s boyfriend was sitting the other side of the bar, a pretty cool white guy, and yes Ty is black folks, and ladies, in terms of his looks, would of been a heartbreaker, either way, for most of you ladies, but, his boyfriend and he, after everyone had left, explained to me that, the whole scenario was so contrived, but, highly entertaining …..

The idea that, oh, I was the guy in the middle of these couples, who essentially was the catalyst, for all this pent up, interest, from the girls, and pent up, passive aggressive, behaviour from the guys, who now know, I don’t play like that, NOT AT ALL.

Ty’s boyfriend, was like, man, “You were so cool”, and in fact, after a while, that made it worse, because when each individual had toilet moments, it could of been on, but, I just strung them along, as people like these are supposed to be ….

So, to end my evening, I sat with the guys, and asked Ty’s boyfriend, what the REAL DEAL was, with the whole, larger than you’d expect, Gay Community in Philly, to which he said, yeah, it’s there, but, what is shocking, is the amount of men, and, he specified, black men, who work with him, who know he is gay, who be pulling out their dicks, in the back of the restaurant he works at, fronting him and basically saying, ” What do you think, interested ?!? ”

Believe if you will, dismiss if you want, but, I got those words straight from the proverbial, ” Horses Mouth “.

Absolutely incredible right, guys who you’d never think would be swinging, oh, yeah, they be swinging …. !!!!!!

As long as … much like the white girl situation ….

It’s kept ….. “undercover” …..

As i’ve said in most of my blogs about my time in Philly …..

All I can say is this folks ….

Philly is one …. CRAZAaaaaY … City !!!!!

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