“The Black James Bond” … A Poem written by Big Virge 29/11/2005

Now DON’T … get me wrong … !!!

I rate … Sean Con’ …
as the BEST EVER … Bond … !!!
but there’s not been a …..

” Black James Bond ” … !!!!!

I’m … UP FOR IT … !!!
and do … INSIST …
that …. I should write the story …
” Using ” … scripts in rhyme … !!!

“Please move along, Mr. Brosnan !
I’m coming through, Big Virge,
Black Bond !”

I’m … lyrically slick …
with … ALL THE … chicks … !!!!!

and …..
TRUST … in this … !!!

When my trousers …
they …. UNZIP …. !!!!!

I’m packing a … ” Gift ” …
that’ll make them … ” Lick ” …
and … OPEN UP …
Their … ” Pretty Lips ” … !!!!!

Now …
Q would … NEED …
to have … ” Equipped ” …

An ASTON … with …
Enough Music … !!!!!!!!

CD Changer …
Thousand Disc … !!!!!

I’m moving with …
A … HEAVY STACK …
so girls would … end up …
on their …. ” Back ” …. !!!!!!!!

My … Policy …
would … simply be …
to breed … NUFF’ SEED … !!!

Enough to … ” Grow ” …
A …. ” 00 ” … Tree … !!!

Now ….
as for my … ” Identity ” …

NO … ” 00 ” … Seven
or … ” 00 ” … Three

Just … ” 00 ” … Me
Big Virge … BELIEVE … !!!

or … better still …
” 00 ” … Ladies … !!!

I’m JOKING … !!!
I’d be … ” 00 ” … V …

I’d have the …
” Coolest ” … weaponry … !!!

Guns that … ” I ” …
Wouldn’t … have to aim …
The Black … James Bond …
and ….. ” David Blaine ” ….. !!!!!

Trousers … THAT …
could hold a … Gat … !!!

They’d have to … girls …
and that’s a … FACT … !!!!!

My missions’ … would be
STRICTLY … ” Women ” … !!!

from the … END …
back to … Beginning …

EVIL …. men ….
just cause … ” Problems ” …

So … ” 00 ” … Ten

“You’re assigned to them !”

Okay …
There’s … SHAFT …
and … ” Action Jackson ” …

But Don’t … get me wrong …
I’d rather be … ” BOND ” … !!!!!

Because … Bond’s connections …
are ….. ” TOO STRONG ” ….. !!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES … The British …
… “Secret Service” …

What a team … !!!

Their cashflow’s … ” Sweet ” …
like ….. Good Ice Cream ….. !!!!!

NO … Money worries … !!!
EVERY Night … A Different Sight …
and YES … A … ” Different ” …
Pair of … ” Thighs ” …

FEMININE … Eyes …
That’s … No Surprise … !!!

See …
Now i’m … ” Bond ” …

EVERY GIRL … says … YES … !!!
when I say … ” It’s time for bed ! ” …

I should just mention …
I’m a …. ” Dread ” ….

” Dreadlock Bond ” … !!!!!

“Fi Tru’, come on !”

Who’d suspect … ?
that i’d protect …
The world from future ….

….. ” Dr. No’s ” ….. !?!

See … even as Bond …
My wordplay …. Flows ….

I’m … Telling You … !!!
I’d be … So Cool ……….. !!!!

You Know … i’d groove
in …. ” Tailored Suits ” ….

” Saville Row ” … to Tokyo …

” Mister Moore, just had to go !
I’m 00V, so, fix me up bro,
you know, neatly !
No cameras please !
I’m glad you liked my, Rap CD !
I’ve got to go, there’s Octopussy !”

I’m BOND …
HELL YEAH … I would emcee … !!!

Eminem … would change …
Careers …. QUICKLY …. !!!!!!!!
because fans of … his …
would now … CHEER ME … !!!!!!!!

I’m The ….
” Black James Bond ” … folks …

Don’t you see … ?!?
YES … ” 00V ” …

The … ” Coolest Dude ” …
to … walk the streets …

Guns for FREE … !!!
ENOUGH … Money … !!!
Weaponry and … ” Hot Ladies ” … !!!!!

Life would simply …
be a … ” DREAM ” … !!!

“Wake up you fool
it’s poetry !”

OKAY … Okaaayyy …
but that’s the way …
my role would go …

I’d save the world …
then … chill at home …

But truth be known …
You know i’d NEVER … be alone …
I’d have …. Lots of Company ….. !!!!!

My …. ” 00 ” … seeds
‘ 00 ” … Junior …
” 00 ” … Marley …
and Yes … Of Course … !!!

” 00 ” … BB …

Come on … you know …

” 00 ” … Black Bond … !!!!!

I’m a fan of … ” Moore ” …
” Connery ” … and … ” Brosnan ” …

But …..
NONE of them …
Believe … NOT ONE … !!!!!!

NOT EVEN … Denzel Washington … !!!

could play the role …
with more … ” Aplomb ” …

than me … ” Big Virge ” …

The … ” Black ” …
….. James Bond …..

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“I Use It Like” … A poem written by Big Virge 14/10/2013

A piece inspired by a freestyle session,
with a fellow poet, and, i’m proud to say …
A Friend of mine, who goes by the name of

…. Inity Fire ….

Ya know … I use it like …
A … Nine to Five …
but that’s … NOT my line … !!!
I Don’t … ” Plagiarise ” … !!!

These words were … Inspired …
by …. Inity Fire ….

Now ……
This Proves … I’m … NO LIAR … !!!
More like a … ” Good Friar ” …
who uses what’s … DIRE … !!!!!!
to … Elevate hiGHER …
just like … frequent fliers
use points to … ” Acquire ” …

Ways to … get around …
Without … using pounds …

Now …..
This piece may … ” Confound ” … ?
Writers … who are … ” Crowned ” …
as the … ” HOTTEST in Town … !!!!!!!!!
because they are …. ” Proud ” ….
to … Use It Like … ” CLOWNS ” … !!!

I use it like … WOW … !!!

I’ve heard it from … ” Crowds ” …
and those who wear … FROWNS … !!!
when my words … Hit the grounds …
of where they … ” Rule The Roost ” …
of poets who use …
this thing like it’s …. ” Cool ” ….
to use it like …. ” Fools ” …. ?!!!?

They’re ….
CLEARLY NOT SCHOOLED ….
in … ” Using This Tool ” …
to share what is … TRUE …
within their … “Dark Moods” … !!!

I use it like … ” Dudes ” …
with … Machine Guns to shoot … !!!

Firin’ SHOTS … !!!
through wordplay that’s … HOT … !!!!
and rocks … ” Different Spots ” …
Like …. Dalmatian Dogs …. !!!!! …..

I use it to … “Plot” …
The Downfall … of … wrong … !!!

I use it to … SHOCK …
” Logically ” … like … Tuvok … !!!

or maybe …. Sherlock … ???
when dealing with … Cops …
ASSHOLES … like Lestrade’ … !!!
who just … AREN’T THAT SHARP … !!!
and Don’t … use it with strength …
cos’ that’s … ” Beyond ” … their depth …

My style’s more like … ” Shaft ” …
” African ” … in my heart … !!!! …

Who Will … TEAR APART …
those who use it like … SHARKS … !!!

Who … use it to write …
and buy into … ” HYPE ” … !!!
that … They Are … GREAT WHITES … !!!

But … as we now know …
That story’s for … SHOW … !!!

They use it to … cause …
people to … ” Applaud ” …
as if they saw … ” JAWS ” …

A Great Big White … FRAUD … !!!!!

I use it like … ” Bond ” …
or Yes … ” Roger Moore ” …
because i’m the one …
who keeps Jaws … on the run … !!!

So I use it like … Movies …
by …. ” Connecting Dots ” ….

So … sometime it’s moody …
and filled with … “Dark Blots” … !!!
and Guy Fawkes type … PLOTS … !!!!

I … BLOW UP … but shrewdly …
with wordplay that’s … GROOVY … !!!
that … Calmly and Smoothly …
Tastes Good … like a … ” Smoothie ” … !!!
to those who have … ” Taste ” …
for more than what’s … FAKE … !!!!!

Lyrics … that are made …
to be thrown in the waste …
or thrown in the …. TRASH …. !!!

I DON’T USE IT LIKE THAT … !!!!!!

I use it with … PACE … !!!
and use it with … GRACE …
and use it in … ” Ways ” …
that puts most to … SHAME … !!!!
because their game’s … LAME …
and needs … ” Zimmer Frames ” …
before … ” All it can claim ” …

is …. dumbing down brains … !!!!!

So YES …..
Sometimes I use it …
in verse that’s … ABUSIVE … !!!!!

But Only … in Defence … !!!
when people make threats …
or make those attempts …
to act as if … I …
DO NOT … use it right … ?!?

Is there such a thing …
as … ” Poetic Bling ” … ?

HELL YES … There are people …
who use it for …. EGOS …. !!!
because they are … “feeble” …
and Nothing Like … ” Viggo ” …

LEADERS or … KINGS … !!!
or … ” Lords of ” … Their Rings … !!!

I use it like … FIGHTERS …
NOT THESE … ” Nine to Fivers ” …
who are REALLY … ” Part Timers ” …
who … ” Claim to be ” … writers …
when they should …. ” retire ” …. !!!!!!!!!

So …
Just for the haters …
Beraters’ and Slaters’ …

I’ll get to your capers …
and Ignorance … LATER … !!!

Who are they to judge … ?
what man puts on paper …
when they’re … NOT above …

“low down ” … Booty Shakers … !!!

I use it … ” Just Fine ” …
WITHOUT … Prose filled lines …
cos’ it … ISN’T A CRIME …
to rhyme … All The Time … !!!!

It’s … ENVY … I find …
that DEFINES … their insights …
because when they try …
They Can’t … Use it like Mine … !!!

Refined … and … Inclined
to speak about life …
The Strain … and … The Strife … !!!
and YES … The … ” Good Times ” …
But … WON’T EVER … Contrive …
to use it … Just for … ” Smiles ” …

or … for it to be … LIKED

You don’t like it …
That’s … FINE … !!!

But ….
Don’t be surprised …
if one day … You find …
A vision or … sight …
that reflects … what I write …

cos’ I … use it like … ” Lights ”
that each day … we walk by ……..

I use it like … ” Fights ” …
we see … ” Taking Lives ” … !!!

I use it like … ” Wars ” …
Behind … CERTAIN DOORS … !!!!

I use it like … ” Lords ” …
Use It … on the … poor … !!!!!

Sometime I feel sure …
I Can’t Do … ANYMORE … !!!!!!

But that’s when I find …
Energies … ” Close to Mine ” …
that QUICKLY … ” Inspire ” …

Like … ” Inity Fire ” …

and on the last … quote …
that’s all that I wrote …

It’s Really …
NO … Nine to Five … !!!
when I sit and write …

It’s more like …
Something wise …
that reflects on … This Life …

Through Good and Bad Times …
which i’m proud to now find …
is what …

” I Use It Like ” …

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” I use it like… ” … A Poem written & performed by Big Virge

These days I see…

Quite a few, girls and guys NOT … using it right … !!!

So this is why …

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Recorded at Triple E Studios, Barbados

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Funny !!! Samuel L …. Strikes Back !!!

This did make me laugh, just a lil’ …

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