” Pretenders ” … Written & Performed by Big Virge

So, quite the month it’s been people ….

All kinds of industry awards for film and music, pretenders to thrones being disappointed, whilst other pretenders to thrones, getting their props, from their peers.

In Hollywood, it’s such a farcically, perverted place, that it’s hard to truly believe that awards are given to individuals, solely based upon the quality of their, respective works, or merely because they sucked the right persons whatever, these days … !!!!!

Politically, well it seems that the Brits’ have got their noses out of joint over, alleged, covert, Russian Misbehaviour, on British Soil … ???

Now, this in turn, has garnered support from a lot of nations apparently … ???

…. and of course, the US, via it’s President, has let Vladimir, and his foreign diplomats know, that they apparently are no longer welcome, where they once were.

Also, the North Korea situation has been hitting headlines, as it appears that recent exchanges between America and North Korea, that were quite tempestuous, were no more than a lot of hot air, as, not only has Kim Jong Un, met with the Chinese Premier, President Xi Jinping, but apparently, he’s now cool with The Trumpster’, and other leaders, who seem to rather quickly be joining the queue to talk with a man who, barely months ago, was being labelled as a dangerous, out of control, tyrannical leader ….. ???

Something isn’t quite adding up people ….. ???

As comedian, George Carlin would i’m sure of suggested, the viagra seems to have worn off, and dick swinging has stopped for a while at least, so that the limp dick leaders of this world, can prove that, ” Pretense “, is indeed, along with those little pills, their greatest ally.

Also, the word is that, Donald will never get to build his wall, to keep the Mexicans out, as he so vehemently claimed he would do, on his way to the Whitehouse !

(which, as a sidetone, quickly reminds me, is Guantanamo still open ???)

Okay back to Americas’ current big shot caller ….

It also seems that he won’t get to bed, a certain, Stormy Daniels, ever again, as their relations have become somewhat strained now !

LMFAOL ….. !!!!!!

…. and of course, there’s been the customary firing of members of Donalds’, US Administration, continues to baffle and bemuse the people who keep believing that these people, that he chooses, are actually supportive of the somewhat beleaguered President.

Seems like a great many PRETENDERS, are out there, which finally leads me to the admission by David Warner, Cameron Bancroft & The Australian Cricket Captain NO LESS, Steve Smith, that the pretence of them being decent, honest, fair cricketers, has been nothing more than a rather LARGE VENEER, that also has led to their, poor old coach, Darren Lehmans’ sudden resignation, after apparently being backed by the Australian Cricket Board …… just days before ….. ???

The same Darren Lehmann who had to apologise for using racist language with regard to Sri Lankan opposition, not so many years ago, who was also quick to join Yorkshire, a county who were seemingly pressured into reversing their policy of basically, not having anybody from outside of Yorkshire, be part of their team, especially if they had a bit too much colour …. !!!!!

You had to be of Tendulkar, or Richie Richardson Levels, to have even have had a chance back in those days, let’s not forget !!!!!

Hmmmm, nice blokes these lot and it sounds like there are a great many pretenders in Australia, maybe not just confined to the upper echelons of Aussie Cricket !!!!!!

It’s so laughable that it’s seriousness may be being dismissed, as nothing more than a blot on the landscape of Australian Sportsmanship,

It’s only Ball Tampering after all, so what, they just got caught for a change … !!!!!

However, one should not dismiss the level of vitriol aimed at anyone who wasn’t whiter than the whitest cricket ball, if they were accused of cheating, without any admission of guilt, previously.

The South Africans can hardly get too upset, as Hansie Cronjes name, has to be quickly brought up, when it comes to deceitful actions surrounding cricket, in the past.

In a world seemingly filled with so many liars, cheats and thieves, this month’s piece reflects on this pastime that seems to be so popular amongst so many bods’ on this planet of ours, including just one name i’ll mention from the poem, a certain Ryan Lochte, whose behaviour in Brazil not so long ago, with other US Olympic swimmers, should serve as a very important reminder of how white pretenders get treated in comparison to us darker folks, when we are foolish enough to get caught doing things that we perhaps, shouldn’t ……

So, as much a warning as an assessment of the Pretenders we all have to face at various point in our lives ….

Check it out ……..

and remember folks, HONESTY, is the best policy, however,

ONLY BEFORE, you decide not to be !!!!!

NOT ….. The other way round !!!!!

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Fa’ REAL … “What You Waiting For !?!” … A Poem written by Big Virge 8/10/2006

Listen Man … !!!!!
“What you waiting for ?!?”

A Housewife and Mother …
who acts like a … ” WHORE ” … !?!

Good Luck with that man !!!

If you find one like … THAT … !!!
Trust me … She’s … ” Unique ” … !!!

A … ” Sexy Ass ” … FREAK ..
Who’s … Happy to … ” Clean ” …

Then … get in the kitchen …
and cook … ” Happily ” …
Then act like a … SLUT …
in a ….. ” Porn DVD ” …… !!!!!

If you’re waiting for … “Her” …
to just …. ” Come Along ” ….
I have to …. ” Infer ” ….
that your hopes are ….

… ” Quite Wrong ” … !!!!!

It’s …
One or … The Other …
That …. you’ll get ….
… ” My Brother ” … !!!!!!!

But …
If you are … ” Lucky ” … !!!
Two … Out of … Three …
is a … Pretty Good … Deal … !!!

Why wait for …

” A Dream “… !!!

that will … NEVER …
… Be … ” REAL ” … !?!

You may wait …
… ” FOREVER ” … !!!
and that’s not so …
… ” CLEVER ” … !!!!!!!

This is the …

” REAL WORLD ” … !!!!!

Where … women and girls …
are making things … ” Tough ” …
for men to find …. ” Love ” ….

Now Don’t ….
Get it … ” Confused ” … !?!

There still are … ” A Few ” … !!!
who TRULY … are … ” Cool ” … !!!

But …
” Trust ” … in this man … !!!
Most Women … Now Choose …
to live in ….. ” Wonderland ” ….. ?!!!?

Just like …. ” Alice ” …

Confused and Bemused … ???

with … All kinds of …
…. ” BAGGAGE ” …. !!!!!

On Drugs that cause ….
…. ” DAMAGE ” …. !!!!!!!!

These days ….
They’re … CLEARLY … !!!
Felling … ” Malice ” … !!!

and driving men to …
” Smoke Di Chalice ” …

Filled with … CRACK … !!!

Down The Pipe … !!!
To … The Point …
Where they’ll ….
” TAKE LIFE ” …. !!!!!

Now …
That’s … NOT RIGHT … !!!!!

” Taking Life ” …
Through … SUICIDE … !!!!!

Not just … ” Their Own ” … !!!
Nowadays … Some Children …
Have … No Guides … !!!!! …

because of …..
” Jealousy ” …
and … ” Pride ” … !!!!!

Now girlfriends … DIE … !!!
and … EVEN … Wives … !!!

because of … men …
who’ve … LOST … Their Minds … !!!!!

LOST …
Their … ” Patience ” … !!!
or …. ” Their Child ” …. !!!

“Come on now man !
What you waiting for ?”

You KNOW … The Score … !!!
Don’t wait for a … ” WHORE ” … !!!!!

Try …
Waiting for a … Girl … !!!
who’s got … much more … !!!!!

Like ….. LOVE ….. !!!
to … Help You …
“Stay On” … Course … !!!!!

and …
Find a … LOVE …
That’s … RICH … !!!
NOT … ” Poor ” … !!!

Now …
Hold on a minute … !!!

Let me ask you … THIS …

“Young Lady,
What you waiting for ?
Are you waiting for him ?
to be a man,
instead of a kid !?!”

Let me … Quickly …
Balance … my script …

Now …
If he treats you …
Like a … ” Bitch ” …

What you waiting for ?
Get … RID of … Him … !?!

Don’t … wait for a time … !!!
when you … start to find …
that he makes you … Frown … !!!
instead of … ” Smile ” ….

Or …
EVEN WORSE … !!!

Wait for him to say …

“I’m sorry, I
punched you,
In you face !
I was angry babe,
it won’t happen again !”

cos’ that’s … NOT OKAY … !!!
and is … Bound to … HURT … !!!

If your man is … ” The Type ” …
to … ” Smash Up ” … Your Face …

Just because …
He can’t … have … ” His Way ” …
and you find … you can’t take …
his ways … ” ANYMORE ” … !!! …

Walk Out …
The Front Door …

“What you waiting for !?!”

I Know… it’s … HARD … !!!!!
to just ….. ” Walk Away ” …..

In …..
ACTUAL FACT …

That’s …
Not quite … TRUE … !!!

If something …
” Feels Wrong ” …

THAT’S IT …
I’m … GONE … !!!!!

No … ” Playing Games ” … !!!
or … ” Calling Names ” … !!!!!!

When all’s …
Said and Done …

What’s the point of that … !?!?!

I Must be … DUMB …
or the … ” Only One ” … !!!
to believe that … Things …
“Should Be” … More Fun … !!!!!

I guess that’s down to …
” Governments ” … ?!?
The … ” Media ” …
and how they’re … RUN … !?!

“Promotion” … of … WAR … ?!?
and …. ” Other Stuff ” ….
is …. ” Making Us ” ….

…. ” Not ” ….
Want To … LOVE … !!!!!

What are … Your Thoughts … ?
Do you stand for … ” LOVE ” … ?
or … Want … MORE WARS … !??!??!

From …
Religious Fights …
Home and … ” Abroad ” …
to … ” Oil Pipelines ” …
for … ” Good Ol’ George ” … !!!

“So Many” … LIES … !!!!!
while soldiers … ” Die ” …

That’s …
Their … ” CHOICE ” … !!!
So … Should I … ” Cry ” … ?!? …

They have …
” Their Cause ” …
and … So Do … I … !!!

To … ” Elevate Minds ” …
Who … “ignore” … SIGNS …

That …
ALL THESE WARS … !!

Need to … STOP …
…. ” For Sure ” …. !!!!!

If you want to see … MORE …
than … Violence … ” SOAR ” … !!!!!

Like a world of …
… ” Happiness ” …

….. ” For ” …..
” One and ALL ” … !!!!!

Do …..
“Your Bit” … NOW … !!!!!

” What You Waiting For ? “

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“Corrupt” … A poem written by Big Virge 29/1/2009

So ….
What does it mean … ?
to be …. ” Corrupt ” …. ?!?

Well these days …
It would seem …

A good place to start …
is within … ” Government ” … !!!

Allegations of moves …
” Corrupters ” …. use ….
is … ” Regular News ” …
from … Government Crews … !!!

So …
What’s the score … ?
with … Government Lords … ?!?
who have … Powers to enforce …

” Some ” …. it seems
are now …. ” Bought ”
to affect the course …
of … Future Laws … !!!!!

Surely …..
Something’s … UP …
when those … CLEARLY IN …
A position of … ” TRUST ” …
Affect the lives of ….

…. ” ALL OF US ” …..

because of …. Bribes ….
from …. ” Corporate Ties ” …. !!!!!

So …..
Does this mean … ?
that … Corporate Teams …
who make … ” BIG MONEY ” … !!!!!

” Cannot ” …. make bucks ….
without being … ” Corrupt ” … ?!!!?

” SURELY NOT !!!!! ” ….

Those at … THE TOP …
I’m sure would say …

“We don’t get paid,
to cook up plots !”

So …..
What’s the need … ?
to bribe …. MP’s ….
or … worse still … LORDS … !!!
to …. ” MODEL ” …. Laws ….
that … Don’t Help … The Poor …

It’s been done before …
and that’s for … ” SURE ” … !!!

and it … ” Rarely Seems ”
that they’re found … ” GUILTY ” … !?!
or face …. ” Penalties ” …. ?!? ….
that affect … ” Their Rights ” …
to … AVOID … Prison Time …
for what’s clearly … ” A CRIME !!! ” …

They affect … The Masses lives …
just for …. A Money Prize …. !!!!! …

” Corruption and Lies ” ….
seems to be … ” Their Life ” …

But ….
” Corruption ” … It’s Clear …
doesn’t end with … ” Peers ” …

” Corrupted Files ” ….
seem to set the … Profiles …
of those …. Online ….
with … ” Corrupted Minds ” …
Like …. ” PAEDOPHILES ” …. !!!!!!!!

So …..
If your P.C. …
Starts to … STALL …
You’ve been … Surfing ….

TOO MUCH PORN …. !!!!!!!!!!!

The clear sign being ….
……. Ofcourse …….
what is called a …….

….. ” Trojan Horse ” …… !!!!!!!!!!

NOT THAT …
I would know … !!!!!

“Somebody” ….
Told me so …. !!!!!!!!!

I’ve watched my share of shows …
that feature …. ” Ho’s and Pro’s ” …

Does that make ME …
……. ” Corrupt ” …….. ?

Well …
I guess … ?

It kinda … does … !?!

But …. ” Corrupted Flows ” …. ?
Within …. My Prose …. ???

Well ….
Just like coke ….

My answer’s …. NO …. !!!!!

So ….
” Corruptive ” … quotes …
I choose to … ” CHOKE ” …

No Tell ….
No Ho ….

But … corruption now …
is how … cameras roll …

and that’s just how …
the story goes …
in most of these …

…. Net Videos …. !!!!!!

Does corruption mean
A need to see …
These girls in scenes …
that were … Once Deemed …
as being … ” UNCLEAN ” … !!!!!

Well ….
I guess … that’s me … !???!

But ….
What about …. THEM …. ???

Women … YES …
who … OPEN LEGS …
and … Show Off … breasts …
to get … FAT Cheques … !!! …
for ….. Having Sex ……

Are they …. ” Corrupt ” …. !?!
for doing …. Stuff ….

That … in the past …
would of had them … cast …
as … You Know … What …

…. ” A Dirty Slut ” …. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well …
NOT …. nowadays ….
as long as they ….

…….. GET PAID …….. !!!!!!!!!

Now … i’m no prude …
But … ” Corruption’s ” …

…… MOVED ……

in how it’s … Viewed … ???

which is why I asked …
at the … Very Start …

” What does it mean …
to be … Corrupt … ??? ”

It seems to me …
that … being corrupt …
can fulfil many dreams …
of … ” Living It Up ” … !!!!!!

So ….
what would you do … ?
if you met a … crew …
who … Offered you …
A … ” Load of Cash ” …
to … “Kill” … another man …
or to … Build a plan …
to … ” INVADE ” …
” Foreign Lands ” …

Well ….
if you would … ” Accept ” …
that type of … ” Payment ” …

Do you think … ?
” You should ” … ?!?

” Corruption ” … could …
Affect … You Too … !!!!?!!!!

or people … who ….
are … ” Close to You ” …

which goes to prove ….
” Corruptive Moves ” ….
can lead to … Abuse …

The kind of … Abuse …
that has … ” Moral Issues ” … !!!

So …..
Maybe it’s … ” Morals ” … ?
that have … ” Hit the Rocks ” …
and have now been … ” Lost ” …

So …..
What’s the … ” COST ” … ?

A lump sum … payment
to affect … ” Government ” …
which may well … Affect You …
more than it does … ” THEM ” … !!!

So ….
Do you think it’s … COOL
when this causes … ” Problems ”

Like todays ….
” Credit Crunch ” … !?!

i’ll leave that to you …
to … Consider … your view …

But ….
Here’s my last question … ?
for corruption to … LESSEN …
in this …. ” Modern Age ” ….
where … “CASH” … is the aim …

whether by … ” Getting Laid ”
or by … ” Law Breaking Ways ”

When you think of this stuff …
What does it mean to you … ?

To be one who’s …..

…. ” Corrupt ” ….

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