” I Really Love Sex ” … written & performed by Big Virge

Following on from my previous post, in a month deemed to be … ” Poetry Month ” … by, Certain, US Poets, a few years back, it only makes sense to share something that defines my Passion & LOVE, for, using words to create, rhythmic, cryptic, Exquisite, ” Poetic Turns ” … !!!!!

So, in a similar vein to, Commons’ Classic, Ode to Hip Hop,

I Used to Love H.E.R.

This is my, Ode to Poetry ….

Saucy title, but hey, why not … ???

Enjoy !!!!

…. as this piece hopefully shows, how much I ENJOY, as well as a thousand other adjectives, writing and creating stuff that could be deemed as being a little bit …… Poetic …..

So here is ….

I REALLY LOVE … SEX …

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” I Really Love Sex ” … written by Big Virge 20/03/2006

World Poetry Day was not so long ago, being the 21st of March,

So, this piece expresses my love for this art form….
Don’t let the title fool ya, or, excite the perverts among ya …… !!!!!

I hope y’all enjoy the vibe, as much as I enjoyed writing it,
because the truth is that……

I … REALLY LOVE … Sex …
ESPECIALLY with … My New girlfriend … !!!

I Love … women …
but really can’t be doing ….
with … Arguments … !!!

That’s why … My … ” Pen ” …
is my … New girlfriend …

We make … ” Love ” …
and Love the touch …
of pen to page ….

When we … Engage …
It feels just like …
A … Sexual High …

NO … NOT That Way … !!!
You’ve got a … SICK BRAIN … !!!!!

There’s Nothing … quite like
Sexy … Feminine Thighs … !!!
but … after sex …
and … Cigarettes …

Some girls give … STRESS …
to their … boyfriends … !!! …

That’s why I like …
to … sit and write …

Because ……..

I Don’t get stressed …
by my … New Girlfriend …

Her name … is … ” Pen ” …

NOT … Penny …
or … Penelope … !!!

Should I …
say it again … ?

My … ” Pen ” … is now
My New … girlfriend …
and YES … we have …
INCREDIBLE … Sex … !!!!!!

The kind of sex
WITHOUT … the stress …
of …… HIV ……
or other types of … STD’s … !!!!!

Sex like this …
is … TRULY … Bliss … !!!

NO Condoms …
and NO … Colons … !!!!!!!!!

Except … for those …
that fit in … Prose …

So … NO Assholes …
and NO … Mistakes … !!!

Helping us to … avoid …
Long Term … Headaches … !!!

But … EVEN If …
by chance … they do …

Trust in this … !!!

They’re just … ” Removed ” …
Without … tissues … !!!

Or … with trips …
to … ” THOSE ” … Clinics … !!!!!

If … During …
or … because of … sex …
We make a … Mistake …

NO … Pregnancy tests … !!!
or … Arguments …

Our friend … ” Tipp-Ex ” …
is our … ” Best Mate ” …
Just like … THAT …
Mistake … ERASED … !!!!!!!!!!

I’m telling you … Straight …
Our sex is … GREAT … !!! …

I think that … Pen’s …
My New … ” Soulmate ” … !!!!!

She’s … ” Tall and slim ” …
and at a … ” Whim ” …
Can change the colour …
of her … Skin …

And …………… If I think …
She’s a bit …. ” TOO BIG ” … !!!

She Doesn’t … fume …
if she gets … Ditched …
for … Another Pen …
I choose to … ” Pick ” …

This simply is …
The way of things …
in our … Sex Relationship …

” IT’S … ONLY SEX ! ”

is what she says ………

but makes sure that …
it’s NEVER … Bad …
when she’s attached …
to my … ” Notepad ” … !!!!!!

She’s … QUALITY … man … !!!!!
and i’m … SO GLAD …
that she … ” Found Me ” …
Through … ” Poetry ” …

She told me ….

” Virge, I love your rap … !!! ”

but then … Of course …
I answered back …

“Come on now Pen,
It’s not just rap !
Don’t get it confused
like certain crews !
This is something
Beautiful !
What we do,
leaves people moved,
just like you,
whenever you choose,
to sex it up,
in my front room !!!”

She simply said,

“Big Virge that’s true !
How about this view ?
Your way with words
makes our love work !”

I’m … Telling You …… !!!

She’s a … SPECIAL … girl …
who makes me feel …
On … TOP OF THE WORLD … !!!!!

She loves me with …
Her heart … FREELY … !!!!!

and chooses to ….
Just …. let me be ……..

Until it’s time …
to just … recline …
and let our souls …
Make Love … through scrolls …

It’s MORE THAN … sex …
when this …. Unfolds ………………….

NO GIRL … provides …
Such … ” Loving ” … vibes …
WITHOUT … ” Conditions ” …

That’s … THE CRIME … !!!!!

Whenever I write …
It’s a … JOYOUS … Ride … !!!

Even when …
My Anger … finds …
A place within ….

” Poetic ” … lines …

But … EVEN … then …
” My Pen ” … Still Shines … !!!!!

and let’s me know …

” Hey Virge it’s fine
I’ll Love You til’,
the day you die !”

She is …” My LIGHT ” …
and my … SUNSHINE … !!!!!
and is … ” The Love ” …
that … FILLS … My Life … !!!!!!

When I just ………. sit ………..
and HOLD …….. ” My Pen ” …….

She ALWAYS sends …
My brain … these scripts …
that … in the end …
are … Celestial Gifts … !!!!!!!!!!

Negative … or … Positive
The balance reached ….

REJECTS … needless
……….. Vanity ………

but Welcomes … MORE …
………. Humility ……….

That’s why … The Sex …
is … SO DAMN GOOD … !!!!!

because … My Pen ….
will NOT BE …. ” Pulled ” …
Away from … ME …
for Cars … Babies …
or …. BIG MONEY …. !!!

She just … ” LOVES ME ” …
Through … ” Poetry ” …

Like My Mother …
did … DAILY …

From … UP ABOVE …
These days … My Mum’s …
STILL LOVING … Me …
Through … ” My Pen ” …

UNCONDITIONALLY … !!!!!!

So … NO WOMEN …
NO … Arguments …

Just …..

Me and … ” My Pen ” …
as …. ” Sexual Friends ” …

Until … I FIND …
within … ” This World ” …

A Truly … SEXY …
SPECIAL Girl …

Who … in the end …
when we’re in … Bed …

Makes me … ” Feel ” …
just like … ” My Pen ” …

and makes these words …
run through … ” My Head ” …

Because of her … WOW …

I Really … Love Sex … !!!!!!!!!

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“Why are you being … Such A Sphincter ?” … A Poem written by Big Virge 24/8/2006

I was with a …. female friend
when our conversation … led …

to ……
” Condescending Sinners ” … !!!
who are … CLEARLY …
…. ” Walking Sphincters ” …. !!!!!

Those who … THINK … ?
Their SHIT … DON”T STINK … ?!?!?

and think their views …
are … “Ever so” … COOL … !!!

which of course … Allows Them …
to … Talk Down … to you … ?!? …

Now ….
If you don’t know … ?
what a … ” Sphincter ” … is … ?

It’s a muscle that’s … shaped …
Kind of like …. ” A Ring ” ….

Like the one that … OPENS …
when you’ve … got to … GO … !!!!!

or in other words …
what we call … ” AN ASSHOLE ” … !!!!!

Now …
You know … ” The Type ” … !!!
about whom … I write …

Those who …
Talk to you …
Whilst looking down …

“Their Nose” … !!!

“Ignorant Clowns” …
who should …..
Keep their mouths …

….. “Closed” …… !!!!!!!

I’ve seen them come …
I’ve seen them … ” GO ” …

Many of … “THEM” …
Claim to … ” Write Prose ” …
and … some of them … “attempt” …
to host …. ” Live Shows ” ….. !!! …..

“Spoken Word”
or … ” Radio ” … ?

Many of them …
Really Should … STAY HOME … !!!!!

Instead of making …
” Ridiculous ” … quotes … !?!
That Clearly … SHOWS …
What’s Up … ” Their Nose ” … !!!!!

TV’s …. The Same …. !!!

because of … ” FAME ” … !!!!!

These people … ” THINK ” …
They’re … ” Oh So Slick ” … !!!!!
when clearly … they’re …

” The Weakest Link ” … !!!!!

Come on now folks … !!!

Haven’t you had enough ?!?
of … ” Sphincter Clowns ” … !!!
whose noses are … BROWN … !!!

They’re Clearly … SICK … !!!
because they … ” Lick ” …
THAT … ” Anal Hole ” … !!!!!!!

Where …
SHIT … comes out … !!!!!

Now ….
Captain Kirk and his crew …
May Be ….. ” Quite Bold ” ….. !!!

But …
That’s a … ” Black hole ” …
They Won’t … Boldly Go … !!!!!

YES …..
That’s a … JOKE … !!!
but … Trust Me … folks …

” Human ” … sphincters …
have sold … Their Souls … !!!

Let those words … SOAK …
Beyond … The Sphincter …
You call … Your Throat …

Who … do you know ?
who … Acts like … this … ?

Men that … “snitch” … ?
or … Women who … “Bitch” … ?

We all know … ONE … !!!
who lives by … “Tricks” …
and think that … THEY …
are … ” Oh So GREAT !!! ” …

or …. ” Intellectuals ” ….
who think they’re … COOL …
because they’ve been …
” To ” ….. Festivals …..

Where … Hip Hop played …
and they heard … Reggae …

“I say, I say !!!
Have you heard, that tune ?!?
by those two, coloured youths ?
They were so good
that i’m, down with the hood !!!”

Now ….
Replies like … THIS …
tend to leave them …
… ” Flustered ” …

“You said that, they were,
coloured, could you be,
more exact, were they
Green, Pink or Yellow ?
or, are you saying ?
They were black ?”

“So now, you’re down !
with the hood !!!
Don’t you live in ?
St. John’s wood !?!
In actual fact,
don’t you have,
another flat ?
Somewhere in, Upper Sheen
A place where, coloured people
are rarely ever, seen, unless
they’re there, to clean !!!?!!!”

These people live in …
……. ” Dreams ” …….
in … ” Comfort Zones ”
with ….. MEANS ……

A stash of cash …
that could buy …
Ki’s of … “GREEN” … !!!!!
YES … Ki’s … of weed … !!!
Enough to … FEED …

Drug families … !!!
Right here and … Overseas … !!?!!

Trust me … ” BELIEVE ”
Rich People … aren’t …
all … ” Squeaky Clean ” … !!!!!

That’s why …
” STRAIGHT SPEAK ”
Makes them …
” Feel WEAK ” … !!!!!

When my friend and I
sat and … “Analysed”

I said to her ….

“These human sphincters
make me sick !!!
I’ll write a script
that, lyrically flips,
and sheds some light,
on these, Bourgeois Types,
who think they’re right
whether day or night,
because they’re living,
life alright !!!!!”

“They” … aren’t afraid …
of more … price HIKES …
because their father,
sets the price !!!

To Ensure … that he …
gets a …. ” BIG SLICE ” …. !!!!!

to pay for his home …
In The … ” Countryside ” …

“His” … Second Home … !!!
Oh Yes …. That’s Right …. !!!!!
and the … ” Four by Four ” …
for his … ” Greedy Wife ” …
who cannot drive … but …
Wants the car because …
It’s Price is … ” HIGH ” … !!?!!

These people live …
A … DIFFERENT … life …

Then … talk to us like
We … DON”T HAVE … a mind !!!

But …..
What about … “Those” … ?
who are … EVEN WORSE … !!!!!

” Bourgeoise ” … WANNABEES … ??!??
who … Try to be … like …

…. ” The Bourgeoisie ” ….

when they live at …. Number 9
down the … ” Very Next Street ” … !?!

Living in …. DEBT
Like … everyone else … ?!?

ALL SHOW … !!!
and … NO TELL … ???

with their nose … “In The Air”
cos’ they … Don’t Like …

……. ” The Smell ” ……..

of … their own …
” Fake Lives ” …
and their … ” Fake Insights ” …

The Only Time …
They’re … NOT FAKE …
is when … THEY LIE … !!!!!

Take a minute and … THINK …

Then …
Rewind that line
Inside ….. Your Mind ….. !!!

The lives … they lead …
are so … ” CONTRIVED ” …

That’s why …
They Don’t Like …
The words I write …

“Condescending” … Termites …
Well …. ” REALITY BITES ” ….
and as time …. ” Flies ” ….

They may just find … ???
That thoughts they … “TRUST”
May leave them … ” STUCK ” … !!!!!

and … Those of them …
who live life … ” Blinkered ”

WILL …. Fall Foul of ….
Those of us … Who Are …

….. ” THINKERS ” ….. !!!!!!!!!

Who …
Look at them thinking …

“Why are you being
Such a SPHINCTER !?! “

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Indeed I am … “A Different Type” … A Poem written by Big Virge 2/12/2005

“A Different Type” … A Poem written by Big Virge 2/12/2005

I’m a …
… ” Different Type ” … !!!
to those … who fight …

But ….
Have a … Bark … !!!
and YES … A Bite … !!!!!

So …..
” DON’T ” … Advise … !!!
” Young Guns ” … to try …
“Aiming ” … at me … !!! …

I don’t … Turn Green … !!!
but … can get … ” MEAN ” …
and hit from … angles …

” THEY ” … Won’t see … !!!!!

If … They … start to …
Mess with …. me ….

” THEY ” …..
Won’t Like … when …
I get …. ANGRY …. !!!!!

…. ” My Poetry ” ….
Fulfils …. My Need ….
to vent … My Anger …

… ” Peacefully ” … !!!!!

This …
Helps me stay …
“Clear of ” … Police … !!!!!

because … Some of THEM …
are … ” Different Types ” … !!!!!
and give … ” Black People ” …

… ” NO RESPITE ” … !!!?!!!

That’s Why … I write …
and now … ” RECITE ” …
Instead of walking …

” Streets at Night ! ” …..

The streets are … NOW …
A place for … ” CLOWNS ” … !!!
and … Drunken Fools …
in ….. ” Many Towns ‘ ….. !!!

Gun type … sounds …
Youth wearing … Frowns … !!!

” Peace and Love ” ….
are being …. ” Drowned ” …. !!!!!

by …. Desperate Deeds ….
in the name of …. ” GREED ” ….

Deeds that … YES …
make people … BLEED … !!!!!

” Killing Sprees !!! ”
… ” Negativity ” …

… Where’s the … ???
… ” Positivity !?! ” …

cos’ … Nowadays …
I … do not see …
Much of … THAT …
and that’s a … FACT … !!!

I guess that’s … cos’ …
I’m young and … Black …
and see that …. things ….
are … Waaayyyyy off … Track … !!!!!!!!

While Many … Think …
that … ” Drugs and Drink ” …
will help them … Find …
Some … ” Peace of Mind ” …

Well …..
They’re … Resigned …
to walking … Blind …
and may … Enjoy … !!!
Their … ” Party Time ” … !!!!!

til’ … they fall … ” Victim ” …
of minds now … ” Primed ” …
to …. ” Commit ” …. Crimes …. !!!!!

Date Rape … for one …
is NOT … Much Fun … !!!!!!
cos’ guys … Right Now …
will use … their pounds …
to buy … ” Those Drugs ” …
that … Lay Girls … DOWN … !!!!!

and …. Nowadays …
it seems … Some Strays …
will … ” RAPE A MAN ” … !?!?!

Check out … THIS CASE … !!!!!

Three … EVIL … men … !!!
aimed … Gay Hatred … ???
at their ….. victim …..
and then … Oh Yes … !!!

They … turned around …
and … ” Gang Raped ” … Him … !?!?!?!

I’m saying …..

What is …..

WRONG WITH THEM … !!!!!! ? !!!!!!

The Man … OFCOURSE …
is in … A State … !!!!! …
and is now feeling …
Far from ………. GREAT ……… !!!!!

Are you …. Amazed …. ???

“BELIEVE” … I am … !!!!!

Men like … These …
should now be … ” DAMNED ” … !!!!!

Like … ” Marvin said ” …
” What’s going on ?!? ” …

when people … KEEP …
Doing … These Wrongs … ?!?!?

Well …..
As i’ve said ….

I’m a …
” Different Type ” … !!!!!

and …. Don’t Fit ….
STUPID … ” Stereotypes ” … !!!

Say … “What you like !” …
I’m not like … ” Mike ” …
but do … Use Mics … !!!
to offer … Light …

That Shines … ” The Truth ” …
Instead of …. ” Lies ” …. !!! ….
that are … ” Designed ” …
by …. ” Different Types ” …. !!!!!!

Types like … ” Shady ” …
” Government Slime ” … !!!

It may seem like … ?
I am …. ” DIVINE ” ….
and think i’m …. ” Worthy ” ….
of a …… ” SHRINE ” …….

Well …..

YEAH … That’s Right … !!!!!

I’m Better than …
These … ” Paedophiles ” … !!!!!!
who take … Advantage …
of …. Young Child …. !!!!!!

I’m Better than …
RAPISTS … in life …
who … ” RAPE Humans ” …
of … ” Different Types ” …

I’m Better than …
” RACISTS ” … who try …
to … DESTROY … those …
who … Do Not Match …
“Their” … Colour Type … !!!

My … Use of Rhyme …
is … Waaayyy ABOVE …
People …. who write ….
to feed … themselves …

” Deluded ” … sights … !!!

Their talk is …. ” HYPE ” ….
and breeds …. ” Insight ” ….
that …. Clearly Proves …. !!!

……. They …….

SHOULD NOT … write … !!!!!!

These Fools … Define …
A … ” Waste of Time ” … !!!!!

and are … The Ones …
who feed … Young Minds …
with words that … breed …

… ” Insidious Crimes ” …

‘THOSE” …. like …. THIS ….
are … ” Different Types ” … !!!

Following … ” Them ” …
… is … ” Most Unwise !!! ”

“Gangster Guys” …..
who will … ” Comply ” …
with … ” Taking Life ‘ … !!!!!

” Different Types ” ….
Pay a … ” Different Price ” … !!!
when it’s … time …
for them to …. ” DIE ” …. !!!

Nonsense leads to …
…. ” Consequence ” …. !!!!!

and this can … bring …

… ” A Long Sentence ” … !!!!!

while … sentences …
of … My Design …

” Utilize rhymes ” …
of … ” Different Types ” …
that … ” REALLY DO ” …
Deserve …. ” BIG HYPE ” …. !!!!!

But ….
Right now … THOSE …
Who … CLAIM …
… ” The Crown ” …

are … YES …
You’ve guessed …

” Poetic Clowns !!! ”

Rappers … Poets …
…… and …..
Pop Stars … ” Drown ” …

Those … whose words …
” Keep ” … Breaking Down …

” Fallacies ” … from …
” Different Mouths ” … !!!!!

North and South …
and … East and West …

Words I hear …

Do NOT … Impress … !!!!!

Devils … Dare …
to … spread …
Their … ” Wares ” …

But …..
Things they … say …
prove they … ” Don’t Care ” …

About anyone ….
” Except ” … Themselves …
and their … Pursuit …
of …. ” Personal Wealth ” …. !!!!!

Humans … like these …
have … ” Different Smells ” … !!!!!

I’m … DIFFERENT … folks
and that’s … NO LIE … !!!!!

from …..

Gangsters, Thugs …
and Paedophiles … !!!!!!!!!

” Corporate Guys ” …
with … ” Shady Ties ” …

and … Most of All …
from those who choose …
to tell us ….. LIES ……. !!!!!!

Words of … MINE …

CLEARLY … Define …
that … Like the poems …

I now … write …

I’m … Clearly of …

… ” A ” …

” Different Type ! “

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