“Come In, Come In … !!!” … A Poem written by Big Virge 3/1/2006

With the Migrant situation being on a lot of peoples’ minds currently ….

The current situation reminded me of this piece that I wrote, upon reading a news story about some of the ” Alleged ” … Shenanigans, said to have been going on at Lunar House, Immigration Centre, when it was Brazilians & Russians, rather than Syrians en masse …. who were trying to enter England ….

Well, alls’ I can say to the Syrians is …

Good Luck with British Immigration … !!!!!

To become … English Citizens
It’s been … ” Alleged ” …

Some women are willing …
to spread ….. Their Legs ….. !!!

I guess … ?
You Really … Can’t blame them … !?!

” Lunar House ” …
down there in … Croydon …

A centre … used …
for … Immigration

has got some staff…
Pulling … ” A Scam ” …

UGLY … folk … !!!!!
Don’t have … A chance … !!!!!

Their passport photos …
get …. NO STAMP …. !!!!

They’re … STUCK … on walls … !!!
so staff can … ” Joke “…
about their ….. hopes …..
of … ” Coming In “…

while … ” Pretty ” … faces
get their … places …

Visas… YES…
for … ” Sexual Favours “… !!!!!
Europeans and Brazilians…
are dealt with … BEFORE … Indians
So … heaven help … Poor Africans … !!!!!

Unless they’re … WHITE … !!!
Then they’re … ALRIGHT … !!!!
Once they’re prepared …
to SPREAD … their thighs …

Don’t be … surprised … !!!
if some are … Guys …

Gay people …
are now … Not Shy …

Security checks …
” Come ” … SECOND … to sex … !!!!!

It’s NOT … just men …
in … Terrorist Sects … !!!!!

BNP … man …
like those … “within” …
The … Ku Klux Klan …
are NOT … All Gay … !!!!!!

Some like … woman … !!!

That’s bound to get …
Racists … UPSET … !!!!!

But …..

” American History X “…
Showed … who they sex …
when those … within …
start to …. DEFECT …. !!!!!

So ……
Mister McNulty …
something smells … FUNNY … !!!!!

He’s …
” Home Office Minister ” …

Your staff are … ” Allegedly ” …
………… SINISTER ………….. !!?!!

Who told them to … ” Administer ” … ?
Their duties based on … ” Double D’s ” … !?!
or basically … for … ” Sexual Deeds ” … ?

I’m saying …..
What’s your … ” Policy ” … ?!?
to simply spread … Sexual Disease … !!!!!

If girls like …. These ….
Will Spread … Their knees …

What will they do … ?
to make … Money … !?!

Lapdance … in clubs …
and … ” Such and Such ” …

Girls like these …
You … CANNOT TRUST … !!!!!

Sexual PLEASERS …
for a …. VISA … !!!!!!!!!

” Prostitution ” …
is their … “Keeper” … !!!

Or …. is it … !?!

Once they’re in …
will they … RESIST …
Using … Their Bits … ?!?

“Not likely mate !”

They’ve found their trade … !!!

Getting paid …
for getting … Laid …

So …..

“WHERE THEY AT … !?!?!”

I hear you say …

Where …
QUICK CASH … is … !!!
Turning … ” Tricks ” …
for ……. ” Mister Dick ” ……
and … ” Licking Clits ” …
for ……. ” Missus Rich ” ……

Just for … CASH …
so they can … Live … !!!

How could your workers …
Be …… SO SICK …… !?!?! ……

Have things now … REALLY …
come to ……. THIS …….. ?!?!?

Or …. is this how ….
It’s … ALWAYS BEEN … ?!!!?

Well … ” History ” …
Proves … ” Colour Screens ” …
Have … ” clouded ” …
” Immigration ” … Dreams …

but now because ….
You’re deemed … UGLY … !!!!!

WHO makes … THAT CALL … ?!?
She’s Beautiful and … Usable …
and then decides …
to spread … her thighs …

” WHO ” …. On Earth …
Recruits … THESE GUYS … ?!?

“GIVE US A JOB !!!
I’LL GIVE IT A TRY !!!!”

That’s a … JOKE … !!!

I’m NOT … a bloke …
who would … ” Coerce ” …
Just for … sex …
with … ” Pretty ” … girls … !!!

Girls like these …
Have … STD’s …
and nowadays …
are spreading … AIDS … !!!!!

So minister …
What do you say … ?

“An inquiry of course !
Yes, RIGHT AWAY !”

“Okay, that’s great !”

Isn’t it a … BIT LATE …
to ask … HOW MANY …
have been … laid …
and who in … ” Your Crew ” …

…… ” Discriminate ” …… ?!?!?

You’ll do the … USUAL …
….. ” Cover Up ” …..

UNLIKE … These women …
with …. NICE CUPS ….
and …. SEXY Bums … !!!!!

and those who’ve made …
Your workers … ” Ummmmm ” … !!!!!!!

Comply to … ” Try ” …
Guidelines … designed …
to keep the … ” Ugly Ones ” … in line …
and … ” Keep ” … your country’s …
Race ….. Streamlined ….. !!! …..

By … ” Keeping ” … whites …
at the … TOP of the … ” Pile ” …

That’s … Nothing New … !!!
We Know … your style … !!!
as these girls … KNOW …
How low … you’ll go …

Can’t they just … ” Charm ” …
A … pretty girl … ?!?
without the need …
to … ” Twist Their Arm ” …

Well … as i’ve said …
it’s CASH … they want …
Immigration … staff …
can’t be on … much …
to … FORCE … women …
to give them … ” Fun ” …

But … as i’ve said …
What in turn … happens to … MEN … !?!?!

Do they end up … ?
in bed with … them … ?

Those … EMPLOYED …
by … Government … ?!?!?

That’s a …
Dangerous question … !?!

So … let’s leave that …
to your … newsmen …
and see what’s … shown …
on …. News at Ten …. !!!

This poem’s … DONE … !!!

Writing this …
has been … Quite Fun … !!!

But ….
NOT … as much as welcoming …
Sexy Pretty … Young Women …
into your bed … cos they’re … IMMIGRANTS … !!!!!

Who … having kissed …
and … ” Slowly ” … licked …
DESPERATE … workers …
for … ” SICK KICKS ” … !!!!

Do this … to hear …

” COME IN … COME IN … !!!!! “

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“Why are you being … Such A Sphincter ?” … A Poem written by Big Virge 24/8/2006

I was with a …. female friend
when our conversation … led …

to ……
” Condescending Sinners ” … !!!
who are … CLEARLY …
…. ” Walking Sphincters ” …. !!!!!

Those who … THINK … ?
Their SHIT … DON”T STINK … ?!?!?

and think their views …
are … “Ever so” … COOL … !!!

which of course … Allows Them …
to … Talk Down … to you … ?!? …

Now ….
If you don’t know … ?
what a … ” Sphincter ” … is … ?

It’s a muscle that’s … shaped …
Kind of like …. ” A Ring ” ….

Like the one that … OPENS …
when you’ve … got to … GO … !!!!!

or in other words …
what we call … ” AN ASSHOLE ” … !!!!!

Now …
You know … ” The Type ” … !!!
about whom … I write …

Those who …
Talk to you …
Whilst looking down …

“Their Nose” … !!!

“Ignorant Clowns” …
who should …..
Keep their mouths …

….. “Closed” …… !!!!!!!

I’ve seen them come …
I’ve seen them … ” GO ” …

Many of … “THEM” …
Claim to … ” Write Prose ” …
and … some of them … “attempt” …
to host …. ” Live Shows ” ….. !!! …..

“Spoken Word”
or … ” Radio ” … ?

Many of them …
Really Should … STAY HOME … !!!!!

Instead of making …
” Ridiculous ” … quotes … !?!
That Clearly … SHOWS …
What’s Up … ” Their Nose ” … !!!!!

TV’s …. The Same …. !!!

because of … ” FAME ” … !!!!!

These people … ” THINK ” …
They’re … ” Oh So Slick ” … !!!!!
when clearly … they’re …

” The Weakest Link ” … !!!!!

Come on now folks … !!!

Haven’t you had enough ?!?
of … ” Sphincter Clowns ” … !!!
whose noses are … BROWN … !!!

They’re Clearly … SICK … !!!
because they … ” Lick ” …
THAT … ” Anal Hole ” … !!!!!!!

Where …
SHIT … comes out … !!!!!

Now ….
Captain Kirk and his crew …
May Be ….. ” Quite Bold ” ….. !!!

But …
That’s a … ” Black hole ” …
They Won’t … Boldly Go … !!!!!

YES …..
That’s a … JOKE … !!!
but … Trust Me … folks …

” Human ” … sphincters …
have sold … Their Souls … !!!

Let those words … SOAK …
Beyond … The Sphincter …
You call … Your Throat …

Who … do you know ?
who … Acts like … this … ?

Men that … “snitch” … ?
or … Women who … “Bitch” … ?

We all know … ONE … !!!
who lives by … “Tricks” …
and think that … THEY …
are … ” Oh So GREAT !!! ” …

or …. ” Intellectuals ” ….
who think they’re … COOL …
because they’ve been …
” To ” ….. Festivals …..

Where … Hip Hop played …
and they heard … Reggae …

“I say, I say !!!
Have you heard, that tune ?!?
by those two, coloured youths ?
They were so good
that i’m, down with the hood !!!”

Now ….
Replies like … THIS …
tend to leave them …
… ” Flustered ” …

“You said that, they were,
coloured, could you be,
more exact, were they
Green, Pink or Yellow ?
or, are you saying ?
They were black ?”

“So now, you’re down !
with the hood !!!
Don’t you live in ?
St. John’s wood !?!
In actual fact,
don’t you have,
another flat ?
Somewhere in, Upper Sheen
A place where, coloured people
are rarely ever, seen, unless
they’re there, to clean !!!?!!!”

These people live in …
……. ” Dreams ” …….
in … ” Comfort Zones ”
with ….. MEANS ……

A stash of cash …
that could buy …
Ki’s of … “GREEN” … !!!!!
YES … Ki’s … of weed … !!!
Enough to … FEED …

Drug families … !!!
Right here and … Overseas … !!?!!

Trust me … ” BELIEVE ”
Rich People … aren’t …
all … ” Squeaky Clean ” … !!!!!

That’s why …
” STRAIGHT SPEAK ”
Makes them …
” Feel WEAK ” … !!!!!

When my friend and I
sat and … “Analysed”

I said to her ….

“These human sphincters
make me sick !!!
I’ll write a script
that, lyrically flips,
and sheds some light,
on these, Bourgeois Types,
who think they’re right
whether day or night,
because they’re living,
life alright !!!!!”

“They” … aren’t afraid …
of more … price HIKES …
because their father,
sets the price !!!

To Ensure … that he …
gets a …. ” BIG SLICE ” …. !!!!!

to pay for his home …
In The … ” Countryside ” …

“His” … Second Home … !!!
Oh Yes …. That’s Right …. !!!!!
and the … ” Four by Four ” …
for his … ” Greedy Wife ” …
who cannot drive … but …
Wants the car because …
It’s Price is … ” HIGH ” … !!?!!

These people live …
A … DIFFERENT … life …

Then … talk to us like
We … DON”T HAVE … a mind !!!

But …..
What about … “Those” … ?
who are … EVEN WORSE … !!!!!

” Bourgeoise ” … WANNABEES … ??!??
who … Try to be … like …

…. ” The Bourgeoisie ” ….

when they live at …. Number 9
down the … ” Very Next Street ” … !?!

Living in …. DEBT
Like … everyone else … ?!?

ALL SHOW … !!!
and … NO TELL … ???

with their nose … “In The Air”
cos’ they … Don’t Like …

……. ” The Smell ” ……..

of … their own …
” Fake Lives ” …
and their … ” Fake Insights ” …

The Only Time …
They’re … NOT FAKE …
is when … THEY LIE … !!!!!

Take a minute and … THINK …

Then …
Rewind that line
Inside ….. Your Mind ….. !!!

The lives … they lead …
are so … ” CONTRIVED ” …

That’s why …
They Don’t Like …
The words I write …

“Condescending” … Termites …
Well …. ” REALITY BITES ” ….
and as time …. ” Flies ” ….

They may just find … ???
That thoughts they … “TRUST”
May leave them … ” STUCK ” … !!!!!

and … Those of them …
who live life … ” Blinkered ”

WILL …. Fall Foul of ….
Those of us … Who Are …

….. ” THINKERS ” ….. !!!!!!!!!

Who …
Look at them thinking …

“Why are you being
Such a SPHINCTER !?! “

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