” The Black James Bond ” … Prod by Strat Carter

Well, after Idris Elba’s, recent suggestion, that the world is ready for a Black or Female Bond ……

WTF …. ???

I think it’s time to once again throw this guys name into the mix …….

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” Subject Matter ” … A Poem written & performed by Big Virge

So folks …..

Here we are in 2018 …. !!!!!

and this is how it starts …..

Government Shutdown in President Trump’s … GREAT AMERICA …

Remember the mans’ slogan people … !!!!!

Racial slurs of a quite extreme nature regarding a certain, Meghan Markle from the partner, Uh Hmmm …… of UKIP’s current leader, Henry Bolton.

Now this is the woman he left his wife, Tatiana Smurova, a good ol’ British name, for……

Some topless model, Jo Marney, who probably should reserve her commentary on people, as she is hardly, the hottest white chick that ever walked the earth.

It’s incredible how they seem so deluded about their, white whatever, and by ” They ” ……

YES i’m including, President Trump, who clearly had, or maybe, has no issue with sleeping with Porn Pro’s, like Stormy Daniels no less, with her Big Fake Titties, and, flat old butt ….

Now don’t get me wrong, she’s a damn site better than Boltons bit on the side, but, the idea that these people can speak in such derogatory ways about foreign people and their nations, in the case of Trump, and just about any immigrants, EXCEPT THEMSELVES, in the case of the UKIP faithful, who, like Mr. Trump, vehemently denies any form of racist attitude ….. ?!?!?

Hmmmm … well, let’s move on, and of course, as a new year begins, money matters become a hot topic, although, right about now, not so many appear to be flossing quite like they used to.

Barbados seems reluctant in an election year, to resolve a DISGUSTING, Sewage issue on it’s South Coast, which has apparently drawn attention from British, Canadian and US Tourist Boards, who are advising tourists that it’s not quite so much of a Caribbean Island Paradise getaway, right now !

So, moving on, we have an abundance of Gay / Whatever issues, from poor old Ginuwine’ being accused of being Trans-Phobic ….

WHATEVER The Fuck that means …. !!?!!

I guess i’m Trans phobic too ….

Maybe of being Trans-Warped into a world where people who are straight are vilified, for merely expressing a preference to stick to what they like, rather than jump on the LGBT Train, to make the poor little whatevers’, feel comfortable.

This leads me to Mr. Chappelle’s, ” Equanimity “, stand up show, which drew some attention for his LGBT routine, rather than his Emmett Till, race / immigration segment, which was not only a very serious reminder of the issues of black people, in America and across the globe, but also a very clever piece of stand-up comedy !

Now I def’ have my issues with much of Daves’ past material, however, one thing that can’t be denied is his comedy genius, when directed appropriately, but as he would probably say,

“Hey, i’m just f’ing around, and why the fuck are people so sensitive ?”

Indeed ……

As he relates stories of his varying issues with audience members, at his live shows, regarding everything from inter-racial relationships, to the whole taboo subject of well, not falling in line with the pink parade, it does seem increasingly ridiculous, the levels of importance being placed on a recently formed movement, whilst the struggles of black folks, are still demeaned, and in fact, ridiculed now, as some form of satiric attempt to wake racists up.

Hmmm …..

YEAH ALRIGHT …..

…. and this leads me to my viewing of Dear White People, the series, written by Justin Simien who has affirmed that the main character, who is a nerdy journo wannabee’, who happens to have his sexuality issues. Issues which are resolved by him affirming that he’s into men, underpinning the issue of racism on college campuses, especially those that have been quite open about having, black face parties of recent.

Well, I have to say, perhaps a little less, freaky, sexual stuff, and more grit regarding the race issue, would have been nice to see, especially in Trumps America !

Instead, what we get is an abundance of quite, crass humour, about a subject that, in this day and age of racist outbursts, from leaders, actors, sports people ….. etcetera etcetera, this Netflix show could of been more than some attempt to give white folks something, to dismiss as being, light-hearted fodder for them to be able to say, they see the problems we face and get it now ….

Something that, I very much doubt that they’ll get from the show if they got past the first couple of episodes, which quickly shift from race to sexuality, and back again, within a 30 minute show, attempting to cover college life.

Suffice to say, much like Django before it, it just shows me how differently black folks from America, and those from places like Barbados, now think.

It’s quite worrying, to say the least, when it comes to what’s important, regarding matters of racism, and our part in the whole allowance of it, in todays world.

Hiding behind comedy and media, is not what the debate needs, it needs to get REAL, and stop diluting the discussion, by placing it alongside Trans-whatev… issues, as if, as Chappelle puts it, they are the Olympic Champs of suffering & oppression, when it’s quite clear the level of power they possess, and have had for a considerable time, even if they were behind closet doors, wielding it.

This leads me to Molly’s Game, Chastain and Idris, going at it, to represent the trials and tribulations of skier, Molly Bloom, who, essentially ran the biggest, underground poker games of recent times, that had the likes of Tobey Maguire, Matt Damon, and Ben Affleck, amongst it’s participants, alongside Russian Mafia and some of the richest men in the world, as she states in an interview with Ellen, one of whom lost 100 Mill one night, and came back and paid his debt the next day !!!!!

CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY ….. !!!!!!

Elba and Chastain are EXCELLENT, in my humble opinion, even though Idris’s character is fictional, their scenes together, are something to behold.

Amazingly, Bloom’s story seems to stick to the subject, rather than throw in random subject matter, to forward agendas.

It’s a straight up film about a very crazy passage in this womans’ life, suffice to say I really enjoyed it, as I did the new Star Wars, apart from it being Disneyfied’, a little too much, which would also be my only issue with the new Thor.

A Very Entertaining ride, but for something as dark as Ragnarok, the end of times, it did lean a little too much perhaps, towards being light hearted and funny …..

So, in assessing how things seem to be heading this year, I think this post is as appropriate a piece as any, to start this year with, because it was inspired by what I feel is the weakening of material in many areas of entertainment now, in some vain attempt to, not offend.

Well, I for one, will never stop pushing that button, that apparently, President Trump, and his North Korean nemesis, keep claiming they’ll push, if the other doesn’t behave.

Well, let’s hope they’re just waving their respective genitalia around for show, and don’t end up blowing holes in this world, because as this poem suggests, I think we have enough that currently need filling ……

There’s so much more that could be included in this post, however, for now, this month’s subject …. is ….

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“The Black James Bond” … A Poem written by Big Virge 29/11/2005

Now DON’T … get me wrong … !!!

I rate … Sean Con’ …
as the BEST EVER … Bond … !!!
but there’s not been a …..

” Black James Bond ” … !!!!!

I’m … UP FOR IT … !!!
and do … INSIST …
that …. I should write the story …
” Using ” … scripts in rhyme … !!!

“Please move along, Mr. Brosnan !
I’m coming through, Big Virge,
Black Bond !”

I’m … lyrically slick …
with … ALL THE … chicks … !!!!!

and …..
TRUST … in this … !!!

When my trousers …
they …. UNZIP …. !!!!!

I’m packing a … ” Gift ” …
that’ll make them … ” Lick ” …
and … OPEN UP …
Their … ” Pretty Lips ” … !!!!!

Now …
Q would … NEED …
to have … ” Equipped ” …

An ASTON … with …
Enough Music … !!!!!!!!

CD Changer …
Thousand Disc … !!!!!

I’m moving with …
A … HEAVY STACK …
so girls would … end up …
on their …. ” Back ” …. !!!!!!!!

My … Policy …
would … simply be …
to breed … NUFF’ SEED … !!!

Enough to … ” Grow ” …
A …. ” 00 ” … Tree … !!!

Now ….
as for my … ” Identity ” …

NO … ” 00 ” … Seven
or … ” 00 ” … Three

Just … ” 00 ” … Me
Big Virge … BELIEVE … !!!

or … better still …
” 00 ” … Ladies … !!!

I’m JOKING … !!!
I’d be … ” 00 ” … V …

I’d have the …
” Coolest ” … weaponry … !!!

Guns that … ” I ” …
Wouldn’t … have to aim …
The Black … James Bond …
and ….. ” David Blaine ” ….. !!!!!

Trousers … THAT …
could hold a … Gat … !!!

They’d have to … girls …
and that’s a … FACT … !!!!!

My missions’ … would be
STRICTLY … ” Women ” … !!!

from the … END …
back to … Beginning …

EVIL …. men ….
just cause … ” Problems ” …

So … ” 00 ” … Ten

“You’re assigned to them !”

Okay …
There’s … SHAFT …
and … ” Action Jackson ” …

But Don’t … get me wrong …
I’d rather be … ” BOND ” … !!!!!

Because … Bond’s connections …
are ….. ” TOO STRONG ” ….. !!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES … The British …
… “Secret Service” …

What a team … !!!

Their cashflow’s … ” Sweet ” …
like ….. Good Ice Cream ….. !!!!!

NO … Money worries … !!!
EVERY Night … A Different Sight …
and YES … A … ” Different ” …
Pair of … ” Thighs ” …

FEMININE … Eyes …
That’s … No Surprise … !!!

See …
Now i’m … ” Bond ” …

EVERY GIRL … says … YES … !!!
when I say … ” It’s time for bed ! ” …

I should just mention …
I’m a …. ” Dread ” ….

” Dreadlock Bond ” … !!!!!

“Fi Tru’, come on !”

Who’d suspect … ?
that i’d protect …
The world from future ….

….. ” Dr. No’s ” ….. !?!

See … even as Bond …
My wordplay …. Flows ….

I’m … Telling You … !!!
I’d be … So Cool ……….. !!!!

You Know … i’d groove
in …. ” Tailored Suits ” ….

” Saville Row ” … to Tokyo …

” Mister Moore, just had to go !
I’m 00V, so, fix me up bro,
you know, neatly !
No cameras please !
I’m glad you liked my, Rap CD !
I’ve got to go, there’s Octopussy !”

I’m BOND …
HELL YEAH … I would emcee … !!!

Eminem … would change …
Careers …. QUICKLY …. !!!!!!!!
because fans of … his …
would now … CHEER ME … !!!!!!!!

I’m The ….
” Black James Bond ” … folks …

Don’t you see … ?!?
YES … ” 00V ” …

The … ” Coolest Dude ” …
to … walk the streets …

Guns for FREE … !!!
ENOUGH … Money … !!!
Weaponry and … ” Hot Ladies ” … !!!!!

Life would simply …
be a … ” DREAM ” … !!!

“Wake up you fool
it’s poetry !”

OKAY … Okaaayyy …
but that’s the way …
my role would go …

I’d save the world …
then … chill at home …

But truth be known …
You know i’d NEVER … be alone …
I’d have …. Lots of Company ….. !!!!!

My …. ” 00 ” … seeds
‘ 00 ” … Junior …
” 00 ” … Marley …
and Yes … Of Course … !!!

” 00 ” … BB …

Come on … you know …

” 00 ” … Black Bond … !!!!!

I’m a fan of … ” Moore ” …
” Connery ” … and … ” Brosnan ” …

But …..
NONE of them …
Believe … NOT ONE … !!!!!!

NOT EVEN … Denzel Washington … !!!

could play the role …
with more … ” Aplomb ” …

than me … ” Big Virge ” …

The … ” Black ” …
….. James Bond …..

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The Black James Bond (Street Version !) … written 29/11/2005 Performed by Big Virge

Okay so….

I’m much less inclined to share my views of how things run currently, because people are either in “Denial-Land” … or, are in some, “Self-Righteous”, fukry’ land, where their only form of response are retorts of well… for want of a better word, ” Spiteful ” … in nature

But, as insignificant as it is in the grand scheme of the madness that continues toe ensue, across the globe, in various ways

Has their been some kind of Ku Klux re-union, that has avoided the all seeing eye of the media. because, once again, migrant talk seems to be incessantly, spoken about, from the people, who migrated, then dictated how nations should be, in lands where they were, essentially …

INVADERS, and I don’t mean of the space kind, although, these days, it really does seem like some white folks are chameleons, shape-shifters, and the most devious kind of bullshit spitters … !!!!

This time, it’s Bond, and one of it’s new writers, a certain, Jewish chap, by the name of Anthony Horowitz, who according to Wikipedia, was ….

” born in Paddington, London, into a wealthy Jewish family, and in his early years lived an upper-middle class lifestyle. ”

who seems to have the low down on who and what’s … ” Street ” … and thus, made reference in a Daily mail interview, to the fact that, NOT ONLY, is Idris Elba, too street to play Bond, but also, not, ” Suave Enough ” ….

Amazingly, having read the news this morning, I now see that he has apologised now ….

Hmmmm …..

Why because,

FOOT in Mouth of White man, is causing him to be deemed a racist ????

So, it seems, he still doesn’t wanna say what’s really on his mind ……. !!!

Poor … Oops,

That should be, WEALTHY, Confused, Mr. Horowitz …

Folks, his background is worth checking out, if Wikipedia is accurate, regarding the echelons of society, this individual comes from …..

Now I am NO ADVOCATE, for a Black Bond, but, Anthony Horowitz needs to shut his claat Fo’ REAL !!!!!

Let’s get this straight … !!!

Idris is … ” Sorry ” … “Too Street” …

and apparently, NOT … “Suave Enough ” ?!?

LMFAOL ….. !!!

What a joke !

Just say he’s, ” Too Black ” … man, cut the bullchit’, and let’s cut to the chase.

Oh and obviously, when I say … TOO BLACK, i’m being, FACETIOUS … !!!

Just the ol’, Willie Lynch Syndrome, kicked in, for a sec there …. !!!!!!

So, Mr. Horowitz has written, having been, ” COMMISSIONED “, by the “Fleming Estate”, NO LESS … !!!!

I REPEAT …. The Fleming Estate !!!!

…. some new, Bond script / book or crutch …. ” Trigger Mortis ” ….

GREAT … !!!

Adrian Lester is okay apparently ?

…. but, Idris is some different shade of dark, that is less acceptable, and INSANELY, somehow, less capable of playing Bond ….

Sounds a bit like the classic, English Racists line and defence …..

“Your alright mate, but, it’s the other blacks that are f’ckd up !!!!!” …. Bullchite !!!!!

What an ass !!!!!

…. who needs it handed back to him, so he can eat the shit he be talking man !!!

He may have actually sealed the deal now, with his ignorant statement and sudden apology, as if, as he claims, due to his … ” Clumsily ” … delivered, use of language, which, hmmm … i’m pretty sure he makes plenty of money, for doing.

I hope Idris gets the Rasshole’ role now, because that should be lots of fun on set, for, ” Mr. Horodick’ ” … if his Trigger Mortis gets made into a film … as he tries to explain how he would like Idris to be a little, ” Whiter “, when saying lines, that, ANY actor, worth their pay cheque, should be able to deliver, and tailor, to exhibit the qualities of said, character ….

I got something for him though … PRICK … !!!!!

So what now …. ?!?

…. because Hulk Hogan & Trump and all the other, bigoted white folks, are now returning to just expressing their bigotry, for all to see, he felt he could run such Ignant’ talk …. ???

To be fair, i’m about more frankness, but, this is the worst kind of racism/racist…
,
The one that tries to shield itself behind, Political Incorrectness, or Correctness, and then makes the whole,

“It wasn’t meant like that” …. bullchit claim

Eedyats’ like him, would get my respect if they’d just, wear their Klan Hoods out in the open, for us to see, and run their talk, cos’ at least I and the rest of us, would know what we’re dealing with …..

Make him gwaarn …

I got sumtin’ for he and his breed of … ” Ignant Ass People “, who seem to be all too prevalent in amongst this entertainment & arts industry, that is so accepting, all of sudden, of us, darker skinned peoples …..

I think … NOT …. !!!!!

I know that the ladies got to have an opinion on this Fukry … cos’ now he’s the … ” Hot Ticket ” … I know many would love to see Mr. Elba play the, Great White, Fictional Legend …. !!!!!

Are any of the people who rule Hollywood, told, when they go to roles, or provide scripts, that, they are hmmmm ….

“Too Jewish” … I wonder … ????

Chuh ….., as per the below post/s …

The Double Standards continue …..

So, here it is folks…..

I never thought of it, when writing it, ten odd years ago, as, anything more than throw away words about this, ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS Ideal, but hey, I was merely the vessel ….

So, if he thinks Idris is Street, well, like Jack says in the original Batman reboot…..

“Wait til’ he gets a load of me !”

Additional vocals provided by Strat Carter

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What are we descending into … huh … ?!? … written by Big Virge 29/8/2013

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23882735

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2401788/Sex-tourism-Meet-middle-aged-middle-class-women-Britains-female-sex-tourists.html

Okay people, well, I try, these days, not to write about news stories, because so much is contrived, twisted, and bent out of shape, that, it fuels the type of anger in me, that I don’t like to feel or see, but, God Fucking Damnit Man …. !!!!!!!

What the fuck is this shit … I mean … REALLY !!!?!!!

The judge, (Todd Baugh), in this, Montana, 30 day sentencing of a KNOWN … predator, whose victim, is now dead, having committed suicide, is truly, one of the most disturbing indictments of the judicial system in America !!!!!

I think most decent people, are still in shock over Trayvon, but, this has to be one of the most Ridiculous, firstly, and secondly, Disgraceful judgements, in recent times.

I mean, I still think those involved in the initial Stephen Lawrence, murder trial should be, locked away, with no key … !!!!!

…. but, this judge, as far as i’m concerned, must be buddies with this sick rapist & paedophile, Stacy Rambold, or, must be part of one of these rings of sexual predators, that seem to be surfacing, more and more !!!!!

Rolf Harris today, with recent evidence, which seemingly, proves his continual predatory nature, which may well have been running for the 50 or so years he’s been in entertainment, around children !!!!!

Seriously WRONG ….

But ladies, as terrible as the suicide & prior molestation of 14 Year old Cherice Moralez, clearly is … !!!!!

I’m also going to comment on, the second news article, regarding sexual encounters, that, white girls, seemingly, from England/Britain, are engaging in, with the local black, ‘bumsters’ in Gambia, ‘Rastitutes’ or ‘beach boys’ in the Caribbean and ‘sanky pankies’ in the Dominican Republic.

Well, what a surprise …. NOT !!!!!

I have been saying this for years, and now, YOU … White Boys know, if you were in denial before, that, unfortunately, these women who you thought, had some, ” Genuine Love “, for you, and your kind, have probably been, loving the idea of some, let’s say, darker meat, from before you even put rings on their fingers, Stupid Motha Fucka’s … !!!!!

….. but, as the article, and men like me, have been saying for years, it’s the pressure of peers, racism, within their families and friends, that has been stopping them, that’s all !!!

Which, BTW … I don’t see as cool, because what does that really say about these women huh … ??? …. but anyway ….

It’s all different now though, right ???

….. all these pretty, fair-skinned, brothers and sisters, who are products of inter-racial relationships, have gotten into the spotlight, opening doors for the likes of the new brigade of … “Dark Skin Sexy”, Idris Elba, etc,

So, now …..

Oh, rather than just, deal on the REAL ….. !!!!!

Oh No …..

Divorcees with the money they’ve done taken from these white men, are now spending that hard earned cash, (Once again …. NOT !!!!), to purchase ….

NOT on ….

Some DECENT …. Dark Flesh …. ??!??

…. but the … BEACH BUMS and such, to, “Love Them Up !!!”, because ofcourse, now that they’re old and shrivelled up, it’s okay to give a black man some, because, even the desperate old white bwoys won’t touch all yuh, with the, ” Proverbial Barge Pole !!!!! “, anymore.

Ahhhh, but, impoverished black males, who would rather sell some dick, than, educate themselves, so that they can, at least play, on an even playing field, are now targets for what …. ” Holiday Romances ” ….. Yeah alright girls …. !!!!!!

….. STRAIGHT UP … PROSTITUTION, is what it is … !!!!!

….. but, having established that, many of these women, have been, “Prostituting themselves”, for the security of the, ” White Sheet Klan Man “, for the duration of, long relationships and marriages with children … !!!!!

….. it is indeed, a very steady descent into debauchery and sadly, in the case of the judge and the teacher involved, in the aforementioned rape case, a lack of any kind of RESPECT, for the innocence of youth, in young women, and, RESPECT, on any level, for women, who have clearly lied & denied themselves the very thing, that, they claimed not to be interested in, whilst, young, fit and healthy looking ?!?

As i’ve said before, old foolish wrinkled pussy, can keep their stinking cuntholes from being around me, unless you’ve been dealing with my tings’ … Fa Time !!!!!

…. otherwise, form an orderly line, and face the kind of inspection and rejection, that you’ve been stupidly, dishing out to men of substance, for years !!!!!

It is an awful situation that I think the relationship realm now finds itself in, where young women are being abused before they get a chance to GROW, and learn about themselves, but, on the flip side ….

…. What & Who, have many women, “Chosen”, to lie down with, that, when all becomes transparent, proves them to be worthy of little more, than the treatment and attitudes of the new breed of black studs, that now play, such a huge part in the tourism business of African and Caribbean Countries !?!?!?

I feel so saddened by it, that, once again ….

“It’s so serious, i’m f’ing laughing …. !!!!!”

However, I cannot end this without STRESSING, that I, DO NOT, condone any such behaviour, as exhibited, in the two stories posted !!!!!

Violence or molestation of any kind, towards women, is a NO NO !!!!!

Fellas, grow some balls, and learn to use the, ” Big Ball “, inside your heads, but, as said…..

Ladies, stop with all this bullshit you be pushing, about men, you do … or … don’t like,

Especially, when you’re young, because …

“All that glitters, is not gold, especially when, deep down you know ….
You want a sumthin’ DARKER … filling up your hole !!!!!”

Yeah, it sounds cold ….

But it’s a … “Cold World” …. which shows …. sadly ….

What we are now … ” Descending Into ” … !!!!!

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