“Why are you being … Such A Sphincter ?” … A Poem written by Big Virge 24/8/2006

I was with a …. female friend
when our conversation … led …

to ……
” Condescending Sinners ” … !!!
who are … CLEARLY …
…. ” Walking Sphincters ” …. !!!!!

Those who … THINK … ?
Their SHIT … DON”T STINK … ?!?!?

and think their views …
are … “Ever so” … COOL … !!!

which of course … Allows Them …
to … Talk Down … to you … ?!? …

Now ….
If you don’t know … ?
what a … ” Sphincter ” … is … ?

It’s a muscle that’s … shaped …
Kind of like …. ” A Ring ” ….

Like the one that … OPENS …
when you’ve … got to … GO … !!!!!

or in other words …
what we call … ” AN ASSHOLE ” … !!!!!

Now …
You know … ” The Type ” … !!!
about whom … I write …

Those who …
Talk to you …
Whilst looking down …

“Their Nose” … !!!

“Ignorant Clowns” …
who should …..
Keep their mouths …

….. “Closed” …… !!!!!!!

I’ve seen them come …
I’ve seen them … ” GO ” …

Many of … “THEM” …
Claim to … ” Write Prose ” …
and … some of them … “attempt” …
to host …. ” Live Shows ” ….. !!! …..

“Spoken Word”
or … ” Radio ” … ?

Many of them …
Really Should … STAY HOME … !!!!!

Instead of making …
” Ridiculous ” … quotes … !?!
That Clearly … SHOWS …
What’s Up … ” Their Nose ” … !!!!!

TV’s …. The Same …. !!!

because of … ” FAME ” … !!!!!

These people … ” THINK ” …
They’re … ” Oh So Slick ” … !!!!!
when clearly … they’re …

” The Weakest Link ” … !!!!!

Come on now folks … !!!

Haven’t you had enough ?!?
of … ” Sphincter Clowns ” … !!!
whose noses are … BROWN … !!!

They’re Clearly … SICK … !!!
because they … ” Lick ” …
THAT … ” Anal Hole ” … !!!!!!!

Where …
SHIT … comes out … !!!!!

Now ….
Captain Kirk and his crew …
May Be ….. ” Quite Bold ” ….. !!!

But …
That’s a … ” Black hole ” …
They Won’t … Boldly Go … !!!!!

YES …..
That’s a … JOKE … !!!
but … Trust Me … folks …

” Human ” … sphincters …
have sold … Their Souls … !!!

Let those words … SOAK …
Beyond … The Sphincter …
You call … Your Throat …

Who … do you know ?
who … Acts like … this … ?

Men that … “snitch” … ?
or … Women who … “Bitch” … ?

We all know … ONE … !!!
who lives by … “Tricks” …
and think that … THEY …
are … ” Oh So GREAT !!! ” …

or …. ” Intellectuals ” ….
who think they’re … COOL …
because they’ve been …
” To ” ….. Festivals …..

Where … Hip Hop played …
and they heard … Reggae …

“I say, I say !!!
Have you heard, that tune ?!?
by those two, coloured youths ?
They were so good
that i’m, down with the hood !!!”

Now ….
Replies like … THIS …
tend to leave them …
… ” Flustered ” …

“You said that, they were,
coloured, could you be,
more exact, were they
Green, Pink or Yellow ?
or, are you saying ?
They were black ?”

“So now, you’re down !
with the hood !!!
Don’t you live in ?
St. John’s wood !?!
In actual fact,
don’t you have,
another flat ?
Somewhere in, Upper Sheen
A place where, coloured people
are rarely ever, seen, unless
they’re there, to clean !!!?!!!”

These people live in …
……. ” Dreams ” …….
in … ” Comfort Zones ”
with ….. MEANS ……

A stash of cash …
that could buy …
Ki’s of … “GREEN” … !!!!!
YES … Ki’s … of weed … !!!
Enough to … FEED …

Drug families … !!!
Right here and … Overseas … !!?!!

Trust me … ” BELIEVE ”
Rich People … aren’t …
all … ” Squeaky Clean ” … !!!!!

That’s why …
” STRAIGHT SPEAK ”
Makes them …
” Feel WEAK ” … !!!!!

When my friend and I
sat and … “Analysed”

I said to her ….

“These human sphincters
make me sick !!!
I’ll write a script
that, lyrically flips,
and sheds some light,
on these, Bourgeois Types,
who think they’re right
whether day or night,
because they’re living,
life alright !!!!!”

“They” … aren’t afraid …
of more … price HIKES …
because their father,
sets the price !!!

To Ensure … that he …
gets a …. ” BIG SLICE ” …. !!!!!

to pay for his home …
In The … ” Countryside ” …

“His” … Second Home … !!!
Oh Yes …. That’s Right …. !!!!!
and the … ” Four by Four ” …
for his … ” Greedy Wife ” …
who cannot drive … but …
Wants the car because …
It’s Price is … ” HIGH ” … !!?!!

These people live …
A … DIFFERENT … life …

Then … talk to us like
We … DON”T HAVE … a mind !!!

But …..
What about … “Those” … ?
who are … EVEN WORSE … !!!!!

” Bourgeoise ” … WANNABEES … ??!??
who … Try to be … like …

…. ” The Bourgeoisie ” ….

when they live at …. Number 9
down the … ” Very Next Street ” … !?!

Living in …. DEBT
Like … everyone else … ?!?

ALL SHOW … !!!
and … NO TELL … ???

with their nose … “In The Air”
cos’ they … Don’t Like …

……. ” The Smell ” ……..

of … their own …
” Fake Lives ” …
and their … ” Fake Insights ” …

The Only Time …
They’re … NOT FAKE …
is when … THEY LIE … !!!!!

Take a minute and … THINK …

Then …
Rewind that line
Inside ….. Your Mind ….. !!!

The lives … they lead …
are so … ” CONTRIVED ” …

That’s why …
They Don’t Like …
The words I write …

“Condescending” … Termites …
Well …. ” REALITY BITES ” ….
and as time …. ” Flies ” ….

They may just find … ???
That thoughts they … “TRUST”
May leave them … ” STUCK ” … !!!!!

and … Those of them …
who live life … ” Blinkered ”

WILL …. Fall Foul of ….
Those of us … Who Are …

….. ” THINKERS ” ….. !!!!!!!!!

Who …
Look at them thinking …

“Why are you being
Such a SPHINCTER !?! “

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Quick question … ” Which Man are You ? ” … A Poem written by Big Virge 28/11/2005

” Which Man are You ? ” … A Poem written by Big Virge 28/11/2005

Are you …
The … “Top Man” … ???
or the … “Middle Man” … ???

or the man … below
wanting to be … ” Them ” … !?!

I’m … NONE … of these … !!!
I’m … Simply … ME … !!!

A man who tries
to … live my life
and … NOT CONTRIVE …
to … ” Follow ” … guys …
who are … ” UNWISE ” … !!!!!
and … ” Fall In Line ” …

” Corporate Thieves ” …
Who … Lie and Cheat … !!!
to make … A Life …
that’s … ” incomplete ” …

Money and Drugs …
and … “Other Stuff” …
Don’t make you … ” Tough ” … !!!
and … do not help you …
Find … ” True Love ” … !!!!!

Being …. ” ON TOP ” ….
is a … ” Dangerous Spot ” … !!!

because people … “Plot” …
to see you …. ” Drop ” …. !!!

It’s a … ” Long Way ” … down … !!!!!

Be Careful …. now …. !!!
You may fall where …
you can’t be … found … !!!
just like those …
who … “Cherish” … pounds …

“Pounds” … in cash …
or pounds of … ” Hash ” …
can burn you … like …

… ” A Lightning Flash ” … !!!!!!!!

No chance to see …
A …. Recovery …. !!!!!

That’s why I write …
My … Poetry …
to leave the youth …
… ” My Legacy ” …

One that … proves …
it’s cool to be …

” A Humble Man ” …
who deals in … Truth …
and being … ” Cool ” … !!!

NOT … ” A Fool ” … !!!
who moves through life …
with …. EVIL CREWS …. !!!!!!

Crews who use ….
REAL … Shady Moves … !!!

Moves that use ….
…. ” Manipulation ” ….

to gain …. ” Elevation ” ….
to … “Higher” … stations ….

One … ABOVE … !!!

“See you later bruv !!!”

People like these ….
“Sometimes” …. use guns ….
and are the ones’ ….
who’ll sell you … drugs … !!!

” bottom ” …. of the pile …
They … “Rarely Smile” …
and …. normally have ….

” A Blemished File ” … !!!!!

Now …. i’m not trying …
to …. ” Criticize ” ….
but wonder ….. ???

Is it … ” Really Wise ? ” …

to … ENVY … those …
with … ” Lavish Lives ” … ?!?

Money makes ….
your life … ” Contrived ” …
and brings you … ” Lows ” …
as well as …. ” Highs ” …. !!!!!!

to … ” Better Yourself ” …
requires … ” No Wealth ” … !!!

But money … ” Helps ” …
in … ” Modern Times ” …

But … not as much as …

….. ” Use of Mind ” ….. !!!!!!!!

An allie of ….
The … ” Middle Guy ” …

Now …
This Guys Eyes …
Stay Open …. ” WIDE ” …. !!!!!

He makes … ” Strong Ties ” …
but does …. Not ride ….
with those who … TAKE …
To Feed … Their Lives … !!!!!!

Those involved in …
… ” Corruption ” …

Especially those …
who use … ” Truncheon ” … !!!!!!

These are … men …
Who … KILL … for fun … ?!?

and have … NO FEAR …
of using … ” Gun ” … !!!!!

Men like … ” These ” …
will sell … ” Their Son ” … !?!
or their … ” Daughter ” … !?!

and leave them ……
… ” Slaughtered ” … !!?!!

” WHY ” …. to fuel ….
Their … ” Foolish Pride ” … !!!!!
and to prove … they are …

……. ” Top Guy ” ……… !!!

See …
Once you’re … “IN” …
and … Flying High …

You may … survive …
and live life … ” Nice ” … ?!?

But nowadays ….
” Greedy ” …. displays ….
can make a man ….
” Layer ” …. your cake ….

and leave you with ….
an … ” Empty Plate ” … !!!

and an … ” Early Date ” …
With … ” Fate ” …
That’s … ” Grave ” … !!!!!

” Everyone ” …
is NOT … your mate … !!!

Words like these …
Need … ” NO DEBATE ” … !!!!!

Heed them … Please … !!!

Don’t make … Mistakes … !!!!!

because … you may pay …
A price that’s … ” Great ” … !!!!!

” I want to change ! ” …

” Sorry, too late !!! ” …

Don’t … cut your nose …
to spite … your face … !!!

Check these words …
I now … relate …

I’m saying … YES …
Make … ” Upward Moves ” …

But please … be shrewd …
Trust in …. YOU …. !!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOT …. ” Shady Crews ” ….

Crews like these …
will watch you … ” Bleed ” … !!!!!

If … Your Downfall …
Feeds … Their Needs … !!!!!

” Greed ” … is now …
what life’s … about …

But …
Greed can lead …
to seeing … ” Frowns ” …
and may … just be …
what brings you … ” down ” … !!!!!

” All of us ” …
Including … ” ME ” …
Life is not …
” about money ” … !!!

” Aspire ” …. YES ….
to … ” eleVATE ” …
and get your share …
of … ” Corporate Cake ” …

Don’t just … ” TAKE ” … !!!
and Don’t be .. ” FAKE ” … !!!!!

” JEALOUSY ” ….
leads to …. ” Mistakes ” …. !!!

Now fellas …. DON’T ….
Get it … confused … !!!!!!

Bottom, Middle,
or … The Top …

Ask yourself …..

” Which man …
are You … ? “

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