Sex & Texts … Written & Performed by Big Virge (Explicit Language)

In keeping in tune with, my last poem about the old, relationship game … some further reflections on some past, personal, and, not so personal, experiences …..

However, this piece deals with some of the, newer things, we seem to have incorporated into our relationship dealings, sexual and otherwise ….

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Don’t think i’m the only one !!! … “Enough” … A poem written by Big Virge 17/12/2013

MAN … !!!
I’ve had … ” ENOUGH ” … !!!
of … Lies that … Run …
from … ” Fork-Tongued ” … mouths …
Who … Act like … ” Clowns ” … ?!!!? …

” Enough ” …
of their … ” smiles ” …
and … CLEAR … ” Denial ” …
of … TRUTH … They REFUSE …. !!!!! .…
to … Accept … as … ” TRUE ” … ??!?? …

What’s with … THESE FOOLS … ?!?
who … ” think ” … They’re Cool …
when … ALL THEY DO …
is act like …. ” Tools ” …. !!!!! …

NOT … The ones … !!!
that are … put to …
… GOOD USE … !!!

More like … ” The Guns ” …
That … Policemen Shoot … !!!!!

I’ve had …
ENOUGH … of … ” Them ” … !!!!!
and … ” Criminals ” … TOO … !!!!!!

who cause … PROBLEMS …
when they … LOSE … Their Heads … !!!
and then … Cause … ” Bloodshed ” … !!!

BLOOD … that runs …
like … ” My Pen ” … Now does …
” When My Thoughts “… Transcend …
Into …. ” Written Poems ” ….

Have I written … ” Enough ” … ???
of this …. ” Poetic Stuff ” …. ?!?

for me to … Get Respect …
and those … Fat Cheques … !!!!!
from … ” Corporate Heads ” …
Who … SET … ” The Trends ” …

I’ve had … ENOUGH … of them !!!
and … Who They … ” Select ” …
to ….. ” Represent ” …..
THIS … Art Forms … BEST …

When … Who They Select …
…… CLEARLY ……
Seem to … Care Less … !!!
about … ” What ” … They Present …

I’ve NOW …
Had … ENOUGH … !!!
of … So Called … ” Friends ” … !!!

….. Who …..
” Run Their Gums ” … !!!

“V, you haven’t made it,
because your words,
aren’t good enough !”

… and they’re …
MY FRIENDS … !!!!!

I’ve had … ENOUGH … of them … !!!!!
and Their … Disrespect …
for … My Poems …

… when they …
DO NOT … take the time …

… to … Ingest …
These words … I Rhyme …

because …
The Stars … THEY LIKE …
Don’t Shine … Up In … ” The Sky ” … ?!?

They’re ones … whose art …
comes out …. ” Their Arse ” …. !!!!!
and thus … are on … PRIMETIME … !!!!!

and of course … !!!
Their views … online …
are … Enough to … ” Ensure ” …
that they’ll be … ” Liked ” …
Long After They Have … ” DIED ” … !!!!!!!!!!

But …..
ENOUGH … About Death … !!!!!
and …. ” Killing Trends ” ….

How About … ??!??
More Lines …
of … ” This Here Type ” … !!!

“Oh, you’ve had, enough !
Here’s the deal man, TOUGH !”

Man ….
ENOUGH with … dismissing …
Wordplay … that breeds …
………. THINKING ……… !!!!!!!!!

Humanity’s … “SINking” … !!!!!
Just …… “Check” ……
How We’re Living … !!!!!!! …

ENOUGH … !!!
with … ” The Net ” … !!!
and … FAKE … ” Online Friends ” …

It’s … ALL …
A … “Pretence” …
That … Doesn’t make …
…… ” Sense ” …… ?!? ……

Haven’t you … had …
……. ” Enough ” …….
of … messages from …

People … who … SEE YOU
but … Don’t … ” REALLY ” …
…… ” See You ” …….. ??!?? …….

The Pretense … is … SO …
….. SEE THROUGH ….. !!! …..

ENOUGH … !!!
with these … ” People ” …
Who … “click” … to be … ” Friends ”
But … QUICKLY … Get Upset … !!!?!!!

when things that … you post …
start … ” Rocking ” … Their Boat … !!!

ENOUGH … !!!
About … ” Boats ” …
with … ” Coc ” … Up Their Nose … !!!!!

It seems that … ” Nigella ” … ?!?
Does deals with … ” Coc’ Sellers ” … !?!?!

I’m meaning … Cocaine … !!!
ENOUGH … for … Her Brain …
for … Charles Saatchi .. to say … !!!

” Some ads’,
can bring pain !
from which I refrain !”

ENOUGH with …
” Campaigns ” … !!!

Do you get … ?
what i’m … Saying … ?!?

ENOUGH … advertisers … !!!!!
should now be … ” Retired ” … !!!
just like …. ” Marketeers ” …. !!! ….

Whose plans are to … ” Steer ” …
what’s … ” Between Your Ears ” …

to …
” Material Planes ” …
where you … DON’T …
Use … ” Your Brain ” … !!!

ENOUGH … of … ” The Games ”
These Ho’s … Like to play … !!! …

ENOUGH of … ” Racism ” … !!!
” Sexism ” ….. ALL Ism’s ..… !!!!!

ENOUGH … of the vision … !!!
of Blacks … “FILLING PRISONS” … !!!!!

ENOUGH … with … ” Conditions ” …
That … Poor People … LIVE IN … !!!!!
That … ARE NOT … Forgiving … !!!!!!!!

While … Rich Folk … COMPLAIN … ?!?
about stuff that’s …. ” INSANE ” … !!!!!
because things have changed …
to the point where … they’re saying …

that ….

“Pressure’s engaged in
touching their gauge !”

and … ANGER …
They … ” CLAIM ” … !!!

cos’ their ……
” Golf Time’s ” … RESTRAINED … ??!??

Enough of … This … POKING … !?!
and Racist Folks … ” Joking ” … ?!?

About … EVERYTHING … !!!
from our … Lips …
to our … Skin … !!!!!

As if that’s … The Way …
for them to … ” Maintain ” …
PROOF … that their … ” Status ” …
Isn’t That … of … ” Race Haters ” … !?!

Man … ENOUGH … !!!
cos’ it’s … BLATANT … !!!

that their … brain space …
is … Vacant …
cos’ it’s on a … ” Hiatus ” … !!!!!

Enough with these … ” Fakers ” … !!!
I Won’t … ” Waste The Paper ” … !!!!!!!

So …..
What about …. ” Work ” …. ?!?

Haven’t you had … ENOUGH … !?! …
of … working with … ” JERKS ” … !!! …
whose gums always … ” Run ” … !!! …
” Until ” … The Boss … comes … !!! …

Up In … Their … ” MOUTHS ” … !!!!!

What’s wrong with … ?
These … CLOWNS … !!!

I’m talking bout’ … ” Colleagues ”
who run round like … ” Collies ” … !?!

But … ENOUGH …
about … ” Them ” … !!!

because … This Poem …
has now reached … It’s End …

So …..
If you’re like … ME … ?
and see … what i’m seeing …
in …. how most are being …
and …. ” Society ” ….

If you see … How Tough …
Life’s … CLEARLY … become …

Do you ever … ” Sit back ” …
and say to … yourself …

Enough is …..

……. ” Enough ” ……. !!!

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“Enough” … A Poem written & performed by Big Virge

Well, it’s clear the likes of Katie Hopkins has had enough of migrants & immigrants

…. and that ….

Black people in the US of A, have had enough police showing them that, for the most part, Black Lives DON’T MATTER ….

Well, here are a few things that i’ve also … Had ENOUGH OF … !!!!!

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The Road to Hana … written by Big Virge 27/11/2014

….. and my final blog post covering my trip to Maui, well, it has to speak on the AMAZING …….

” Road to Hana ! “ 

Okay so, to end my Hawaii journal, more good stuff now peoples’ ….

…. and I do mean … GOOD STUFF !!!

The road to Hana is a Maui excursion that actually has a T-Shirt named after it, which I am now proud to say I own … !!!

…. and the T-Shirt gives a very clear indication of just how extraordinary the journey is, and the reason is because the T-Shirt states, in no uncertain terms ….

” I survived the road to Hana !!! ” 

So, to give you a clue as to why it says that, well, if you’ve ever watched, Ice Truckers, or, any of those shows that give you visions of … The Most Dangerous roads in the World … !!!

Well, this is clearly, one of those roads !!!!

Blind spots and bends, as well as single lane bridges, and parts of this road, that two cars, simply, cannot pass !!!

However, it is a road filled with wonder, from black sand beaches, to caves where, figures from this islands past, allegedly hid, to avoid all sorts of horrific things !

One particular spot has a clear water pool that is basically, part of a cavern. So, it’s a fresh water pool. Extremely clear, as well as being, SERIOUSLY COLD !!!
Cold enough for me, from just looking at it, to keep my black ass out of it !!!

Anyway, this road happens to be, one of those roads, that, if you’re a little too cocky…. Well, bad things can happen to ya !!!!

This part of Maui, is filled with forests of green, hiking trails, and waterfalls galore, from smaller versions, to some breathtaking visions, that seem to just appear out of the side of these, precipitous hillsides, to cascade into pools of water, that are now used, through expansive irrigation, to feed the huge sugar cane cultivation, that is a massive part of Mauis’ economy, and sugar exports. 

There I was thinking the Caribbean had the lions’ share of sugar exports, until hearing of the massive crop of sugar cane that is grown and harvested in Maui, that can grow up to 18 ft or so, and requires, huge amounts of water to ensure a fruitful yield !!!

Anyway, I digress, the road to Hana is indeed, as picturesque, as it is dangerous !!!!

The plant life, which in many cases, has been brought into the island, is varied, colourful, and in some cases, has proven to be invasive, to the point where some plants have had to be removed due to their wish to overrun, their fellow, brothers and sisters, like the worst kind of corporate styled, takeover !

Anyways, the usage of the waterfalls, and, subsequent water flows by the East Maui Irrigation company, is indeed impressive, considering the terrain that they have to navigate the water through …. and it is when you see their trucks driving along this road, that you realise the dangers of driving through this area, with any level of irresponsibility !!!

Do it … At Your PERIL !!!!!!!

…. Especially, once you pass through the quaint area of Hana, which is home to a very small community, a very small school and NO HOSPITAL !!!

Airlift bizness be running, to help anyone who is in need of any SERIOUS ATTENTION, in a hurry !!!!

Pretty crazy, but, this is how remote this part of Maui is. I cannot define it in words, as hard as I might try, but, believe me when I say, you need to see it, and should probably let an expert drive you, before you play … “Billy Big Bollocks”, and hire a Mustang or some other fancy ride to prove to yourself, or your partner, how cool you are ….. as you may just find yourself looking, rather weak, when you are being tailgated by locals who treat this road, like a regular city road, even when, bends twist acutely, and then overlook, extreme drops, not all into water either !!!!!

Some of the drops are straight onto cliff faces, and, volcanic rocks sharp enough to cut you in a thousand places, very quickly i’m sure !!!!

However, there are some great food spots and a very cool winery, from which I can now, highly recommend, the … Maui Blanc, which soothed my palette, near to the end of the drive, which, with all the stops, took the best part of a day, which again confirms, the expansive nature of this road, which, even had some areas that are named after African Planes, of an apparently, similar vein.

A bit cheeky i’m thinking, as everything from the symbol used by locals, to basically say, ” Hang Loose “, called, ” The Shaka “, to the culture of this island, would, much like many other places on this globe, when you assess them, have directly connectable themes, to ancient African Culture and heritage.

It’s actually, quite hard to belief that they don’t, especially when observing how they are used !!!

The road to Hana, as with much of Maui, has this spiritual feel and energy to it, that emanates through its landscapes, and historical tales. However, from a religious perspective, there were visions of different religious variables, of course, Catholic and Christian influences, and, rather large crosses, in certain hillsides, betray a past that defines the invasive nature of foreign religions, even in places as remote as Hana.

There was one church that is defined as being, ” Congregational “, which, seems to indicate an all accepting nature, but, once I see, Protestant or Christian faiths, being mentioned, seems to be quite the paradox, as neither denomination, defines all encompassing, or, inclusive, to me.

However, as the story of this particular church was related to us by our driver, Dave, it became apparent that this church, indeed, has the blessings of the …

” Most High ” …

as, many years before, it was the ONLY building, to survive a Tsunami, that hit the area, and demolished, pretty much everything else !!!!!

Pretty Incredible, and seemingly ….

Divinely Holy !

… having entered, it felt very eerie, if somewhat, awe inspiring, to imagine that, such a building withstood one of the most destructive forces of nature, and trust me, the waters surrounding this area, crash into the shore, with enormous power, at the best of times, let alone what would of been, the worst of times !!!

Okay so, moving on, this is one of those remote places in the world where the super rich, in some cases, have bought land, and, built secluded properties, for personal retreats, Oprah, being one of those people, apparently, for one of her dogs, she built a home for her dog trainer to take care of her dog/s, as there is some issue with bringing animals in and out of Maui !!!

Well, that’s when you know you are wealthy, when you can buy a home, in the hills, to avoid not having to have a pet being held in quarantine, when you fly in … ?!?

…. and, on that note, I will leave you with the thought of picturesque visions of sunsets from hilltops and mountainous regions, that truly define what, ” The Road to Hana “, exhibits.

It is a day excursion, that leaves you with some, stunning visual and culinary tastes.

I shouldn’t say apparently, but, one of those sights, was watching one of the drivers, basically, cliff dive off one of the sides of a waterfall, into a pool of water, that isn’t even that deep !!!!!

A memory that i’ll always keep.

“The Road to Hana”, people ….

NOT …. for the faint hearted, but, if you really want to take in what Maui has to offer, visually, it’s one you’ve, ABSOLUTELY, got to see … !!!!!

Aloha from me …

The Brother … Big V …

Peace.

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A Bar Tale … from Philly …. written by Big Virge 23/7/2013

So, yes folks, chilling as per, but damnit man, feeling a lil’ rough right now, probably due to having a rather fragile hammock give way under me on Saturday (Samantha & Fire !!!)

So, think me spine and neck may have ended up where they’re not used to being, so, struggling a bit, as I was, one sunday night, at my hotel in Philly.

I was genuinely feeling below par, so, merely went down to the bar to get som food in before everything shut down, well, here is where this particular bar story takes a journey beyond anything I could of expected !!!

The Radisson, being what it is, had held proms & weddings, during my stay, and there had been a wedding earlier, this particular Sunday, thus, fortunately, a young employee by the name of Ty, welcomed me downstairs, and fixed up my order ….

I’d ordered to go, as I was intent on getting back to my room, only to hear from a white girl, who was with a rather hench looking white guy ….

“Come and have a drink as you look like an interesting guy !”

The white guy was like yeah, so, I joined, out of curiosity ….

Now this was to be the beginning of one of those interactions, that, in many ways, typifies, what drink can do, and also, how some people really don’t have the first clue how to just be cool, and not overdo things, especially when, clearly, in unfamiliar company/territory.

So, conversation flowed, and you know what, names escape me now, because this couple were just the stereotypical, slightly tipsy white folks, who look and sound the same after a while, ya know ….

” Sounds familiar, that line !!! ” ….

Anyway, after getting the basic intros out the way, then madame drops the bombshell on my man, who was clearly looking for some sexy times ….

My food arrives, and she’s like,

“Eat it downstairs, what you going up for ?” ….

Once again, Mr. Aus, cos’ he was from Australia, concurred, even if a little reservedly, but, in fairness to him, he seemed cool, but now, I am getting vibes that make me play the game, but, I put my man at rest, by explaining that, I currently had a situation with a woman who was, most probably, the love of my life, which was still running hot in my mind.

Thus, drinks were bought, conversation jumped from, madame’s moving to Australia, on a whim, and then, somehow, via the wonders of the web, hooking up with, I believe, the girl, who got married, which resulted in them becoming friends, and her staying in Australia for a considerable period of time ….

Amazing, how some folks get through … !!!!!

Anyway, he was an ex pro-golfer, stopped, due to injury, and she now worked in the corporate fold of golf promotion, at a very high level …..

This is not unfamiliar teritory for me as I used to be pretty good at golf and know my ish, when it comes to the sport ….

One of the funniest things said, in the whole conversation, was her telling us that she was having dinner with this guy at some function, and she, clearly being oblivious, asked this man, so, what do you do … ?

He replied, “I used to play a bit of golf … ”

She later found out that, this particular man was …. JACK NICKLAUS !!!!

I mean, if ever there was a sign that this was gonna be a most interesting, inter-action, there it was, she works in the field of top level golf, and had no clue who Mr. Nicklaus was … !!!!!

Now, at this point, she couldn’t help herself, and apologetically asked,

“Can I touch your hair !!!”

Thankfully, Mr. Oz didn’t want to indulge, but, here was the moment that defined how I was now going to be, polite and nice, but, mindful of the level of let’s say, hidden agendas, that could support her calling me over, and then doing this stuff, in front of said, Horny Aussie Beefcake !!!!

He was being, ” Ultra Cool “, but, surely, had to be feeling a little threatened by the FACT, that, lil’ Ms. Hottie, may have been getting, just a little bit wet, from touching my head !!!!!

Now, the funniest thing is the amount of times in my life that i’ve had white girls play that line, with boyfriend, or possible partner for the night, in tow ….

Could you imagine doing something like that …. ?!?

My ex would of been, incensed, by such an action ….

Anyway, all of a sudden, another couple come in from the wedding party ….

An interesting looking white chick, and, an older looking white guy, who was quick to state, THAT ….

“We’ve just had sex !”

I mean, SERIOUSLY, talk about feeling insecure & threatened, by something that, hadn’t even been visualised in my mind, as I was trying to maintain my P’s & Q’s, with the first couple ….

Incredible !!!!!!

So, now it got to, the second couple explaining that they wanted couple No.1, to join them at a bar they were going to ….

Well, I was kind of glad that this vibe was offered up, but, wouldn’t you guess, Mr & Mrs. Oz, weren’t interested at all, and in fact more drinks were bought and my relationship issues, were the main subject of discussion now, lots of advice was offered, as if these two could tell me how I should deal with my situation !!!

So, everything was running, drinks, talk, jokes, etc, however, all the time, it was as if, she was trying to entice me into sumthin’, maybe with the 2 of them !!!!!

NOT how I get down !!!!!

…. and he was becoming more and more tactile with her, as if staking his claim to her being, ” HIS “, when clearly, if that was the case, I don’t believe for one second, that i’d be sitting with them drinking …. having just popped in to get some food, on my own …..

Then, in front of him, again, she drops another bomb, “Oh, we just met today, we’re not an item like that !!!”

At this point, i’m just watching his body language and keeping mine, very static …..

Now, after all this, about an hour later, the 2nd couple return, a bit worse for wear, so, as I was in the chair, I offered to buy them a drink, to which they both said no.

So, Mr. & Mrs. OZ were on their way out, so, also said no, but then Mr. Oz, proceeded to pass two extra drinks they had to couple No.2, and amazingly …

Not … !!!!!

They drank the drinks … “HE” … gave them …. !!?!!

Now, girlie number 2, having heard the topic of discussion, gets up in my face whilst her man, for the night, looked on nervously.

Now she, like her friend, was in her late 20’s, and then starts to quietly explain her vibe with sex & relationships, she then says to me that,

“She isn’t about anything longterm, as most men bore her within 45 minutes !!!!!”

I wonder if she was talking about the sex-capade, that, her current squeeze was so quick to shout out about, before even introducing himself to me …. !!!

Now, as she and I got closer, the energy was very intense, she had quite the pair of eyes, and as with most girls in wedding outfits, she had that, “Wedding Sexy Vibe”, going on, she explained that she was a mix of German/Irish & sumthin else, which upon looking at her closely, rang true to me.

She, even with her rather thicker body & tan-lines, at 1.30 in the morning began to look quite appealing …..

(NOTE TO SELF) – Watch those Alcohol-filled Goggles ….

Especially when the … “White Sharks”, are swimming around …..

So, suffice to say, everything ended nicely, but, interestingly, Ms. Oz had this thing about us all meeting in a years time in Hawaii … ?!?

…. to the point where, rather than give her a card, I gave her my e-amil address, to see how, “Interesting”, I really was to her …..

Well, a good few weeks down the line, No e-mail,

Surprised … Hell NO … !!!!

It just verifies what I could see from the beginning, she would flirt and do all the talk, as long as she had her, White Knight, by her side …..

After what we’ve seen regarding recent issues of race in the states, I can totally confirm, that on the surface, YEAH, it’s all great, but, don’t get tie up people, like England, it’s all veneer and rhetoric, when it comes to it, yes, ofcourse the white girls be on some Black Dick now, they always have been, in many ways, like now, if they can get away with it, without you being visible, they’ll play away ….

But at the the end of the day, unless you’re in places where money resides, then you’ll only be a ride for the night, unless they’re, WELL PAST … their prime, then, they’ll happily pay for some, probably from the proceeds of the divorce from the wealthy white man who was of the right ilk to provide, but, who she probably, never actually loved, more than his status & money !!!!

Anyway, to end this bar tale, Ty’s boyfriend was sitting the other side of the bar, a pretty cool white guy, and yes Ty is black folks, and ladies, in terms of his looks, would of been a heartbreaker, either way, for most of you ladies, but, his boyfriend and he, after everyone had left, explained to me that, the whole scenario was so contrived, but, highly entertaining …..

The idea that, oh, I was the guy in the middle of these couples, who essentially was the catalyst, for all this pent up, interest, from the girls, and pent up, passive aggressive, behaviour from the guys, who now know, I don’t play like that, NOT AT ALL.

Ty’s boyfriend, was like, man, “You were so cool”, and in fact, after a while, that made it worse, because when each individual had toilet moments, it could of been on, but, I just strung them along, as people like these are supposed to be ….

So, to end my evening, I sat with the guys, and asked Ty’s boyfriend, what the REAL DEAL was, with the whole, larger than you’d expect, Gay Community in Philly, to which he said, yeah, it’s there, but, what is shocking, is the amount of men, and, he specified, black men, who work with him, who know he is gay, who be pulling out their dicks, in the back of the restaurant he works at, fronting him and basically saying, ” What do you think, interested ?!? ”

Believe if you will, dismiss if you want, but, I got those words straight from the proverbial, ” Horses Mouth “.

Absolutely incredible right, guys who you’d never think would be swinging, oh, yeah, they be swinging …. !!!!!!

As long as … much like the white girl situation ….

It’s kept ….. “undercover” …..

As i’ve said in most of my blogs about my time in Philly …..

All I can say is this folks ….

Philly is one …. CRAZAaaaaY … City !!!!!

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