“Pass or Fail” … A Poem written and performed by Big Virge

Sadly ….

Methinks …. There are more fails than passes these days ….. !!!!!

However, a bit of fun, intertwined with this month’s, social commentary ….
from, The Brother …. Big Virge ….

Enjoy !

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“Do You Ever Get … The Urge ?” … A Poem written by Big Virge 12/4/2006

Do you … Ever … ?
Get the … Urge … ?
to … write down words …
which when … ” Observed ” …
Help people … ” Learn ” …

Its… HARD … to know … !!!!!
what’s good to … use … ?
when writing … prose …
that gives out … clues …
about … your views …
and … ” Darkest Moods ” …

When some … conclude …
That … ” You’ve got issues !!! ” …

” EVERYONE ” … Does … !!!!!
and that’s … ” The Truth ” … !!!!!!!!

So ….
Don’t write for … ” THEM ” … !!!!!
Try …. Writing for …. YOU …. !!!!!

Do you feel … ” Impelled ” … ?
or in … Other Words … ” Urged ” … ?
or let’s say …. ” Compelled ” …. !?!
to … ” SELL YOURSELF ” …
to … ” Acquire ” … Wealth … !?!

Such … an urge …
Can … Make Some … Learn …
to do things … ” THAT ” …
Make stomachs … ” Churn ” … !!!!!!

Like … Many have said …
It’s … ” Hard to Earn ” … !!!

“Especially when” … !!! …
You try to … collect …
when it’s NOT … your turn … !!!?!!!

” DO NOT PASS GO !!!
GIVE BACK THAT CASH !!!!! ”

” I think you … KNOW …
You haven’t earnt … THAT … !!! ”

That’s just a … joke … !!!
but it … Makes me … MAD … !!!!!
when … ” Certain Folks ” …
leave people … Broke … !!!!!

Like … ” Certain Police ” …
who’ve now … been shown …
to … ROB … Old People …
of their …. Homes …. !!! ? !!!

So that they can pay
for … ” Five Star ” … Holidays …

That’s a news story …
I’ve read … today …

Well …
I’m GLAD … to say …
He’s been … ” Locked Away ” … !!!!!

So ….
Do you ever get …
… ” The Urge ” … ?

to … Chat up … girls … ?
Especially when … !!! …
They’ve got … ” Those Curves ” …
That make …. ” Heads Turn ” … ?!!!?

Be careful now … !!!
You may get … ” Burned ” … !!!!!

If she looks … ” THAT HOT ” … !!!

She’s probably … got …
A number of … ” Hounds ” …
Chasing her … Around Town … !!!!!

and may ….. ?
” Often ” … work …
Her way … ” Down South ” …
with a mouth just like …
A … ” Circus Clown ” … !!!!!

and probably … ” Gives it up ” …
for money … ” Any Currency ” … !!!!!
Dollars, Euros … ” or ” … Pounds … !!!!!

“I can hear them now !!!”

“Without some cash,
for me to burn,
Control that urge !!!
and wait your turn !!!!!”

I’m saying girls … !!!
what’s up with … THAT … ?!?

I … ” Urge You ” … to …
show … ” More Virtue ” … !!!

There’s … CLEARLY …
Something … Wrong with you … !!!!!

So ….
Do you ever … ?
Get … ” The Urge ” … ?
to use … Sexual Tools … !?!

Well ….
Like the girls …
in … THAT … last verse …

Such … ” Perverse Attitudes ” …
Prove … You probably … DO … !!!

Well … ???
That’s … Not quite … ” True ”

Don’t … get it … confused … !!! ? !!!

Some couples … now choose …
to fill … bedrooms …
with … Dildos … Cuffs …
and … ” Other Stuff ” … !!!!!
to feed … their needs …
for … ” Wild ” … Sex sprees … !!!

Now … let me explain …
“My Views” … on this subject …
Straight … and … Plain …

I … REALLY …
LOVE SEX … !!!!!

But …
Sexy underwear …
is enough … for me … !!!!!

because …
I have to say … !!!!
It’s … Great to Play … !!!!!!

But ….
At the end of the day …
Sex … Isn’t a game …
when girls cry … ” RAPE ” … !!!!!!!

Some girls … ” Get The Urge ” …
when they feel … ” HURT ” …
to set men … up …
when they’ve had … ” ENOUGH ” … !!!!!

” Come on, PULL MY HAIR !!!
Yes there, Ooooo YEAH !!!!! ”

” THEY ARE ” …. out there ….

So fellas … ” BEWARE ” … !!!!!

before you end up
in a … ” Courtroom Chair ” … !!!!!!!!

“Scary” … words …
but … Do you ever … ?
Get The … Urge … ?
to just … ” Return ” …
to your … ” Ex-girl ” … ?

Well ….
that’s an … ” Urge ” …
that … May Not … work … !!!

because she is … ” Your Ex ” …
for a reason …… ” YES ” ……. !!!!!

If you … ” Miss Her ” …
…… ” COOL ” ……

But …..
Don’t be … ” A Fool ” …

” PLEASE ” …..
Think it through … !!!!!

If you make … ” That Move ” …
Lay down … The Rules …
Then …. DO YOUR DO …. !!!!!!

Just like … ” BRAND NEW ” … !!!!!!!

So …
Do you ever get … The Urge ..
to simply …. ” Observe ” ….
and watch … individuals …
in this …. World …. ?

I have to say … !!!
” Sometimes ” … I Do …
because it helps me … ” Fuel ” …
My … Poetic Wordplay …

That’s Why … My Words …
Leave … ” So Many ” … Stirred … !!!!!

I guess some think …
i’m a bit …. ” DISTURBED ” …. !!!!!!!

I … ” Urge ” … them to …
Not Hold … such views … !!!

It’s … ” REALITY ” … !!!
….. ” My Poetry ” … !!!!!

and is …
” Mostly ” … Based …
on things i’ve seen … !!!

If … My Words … ” SHOCK ” … !!!
or … give you … ” KNOCKS ” … !!!

Like …. Marvin said ….
” What’s going on ??? ” ….

Can you … NOT SEE … !?!
things are … Going Wrong … !!!!!

From relationships ….
to … ” Modern Day ” … kids …

I’m simply … ” Sharing ” …
“My Views” … on things …

Things like … ” STINGS ” … !!!
for …. Diamond Rings ….
and …. Peoples’ cash ….
to live life …. ” Flash ” …. !!!

while … ” Many ” …
have … ” NOTHING ” …

Don’t it … make you MAD ?!?

That’s why ….
I get …. ” The Urge ” ….
to put … ” Pen to Pad ” …
and write … ” These Words ” …
that … ” Sometimes ” … HURT …
when based on … FACT …

” Whatever ” …. THAT is …. !!!! ? !!!!

These days we see …
So Many … things ..
That … Make us … ” SICK ”
from …. ” Poli-tricks ” ….
to …. ” Starving Kids ” …. !!!

This is why … I think …
Like …. ” Good Music ” ….

We need to … ” PRESERVE ”
“This Use ” … of words …

Through …. ” Poetry ” ….

So …..

” Even if ” ….
” They Disturb ” ….

… “Or” … Leave you …
…. ” STIRRED ” ….

when it comes to
…. ” Words ” ….

” Do you EVER get
… The Urge … ? ”

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“They Make Me Laugh” … A Poem written by Big Virge 30/11/2006

As a follow up to my last post about the …

Luverrrllyyy ladies of today …..

Some girls and women …
…… ” Nowadays ” ……

REALLY ….
Make Me …. Laugh …. !!!!!

They … ” Clearly Think ” …
…. ” They’re Smart !!! ” ….

So …..
Choose to … ” Play ” …
The … ” Chase Me ” … Game … !!!

Well ……

“Not me babe !!!” …..

Many take … ” Cocaine ” … !!!!!

So … can’t explain …
The things that they did …

……. ” Yesterday ” …… !!!!!!! ? !!!!!!!

That’s a … JOKE … ofcourse … !!!
but fellas … Don’t get caught …
by girls who …. ” Snort ” …. !!! ….
then start to … Talk …
as if they’re ….. ” IT ” ….. !!!!!

They’re bound to be ….
Full of …. ” BULLSHIT ” …. !!!

So …
What about … ” Those ” … ?
who … ” Don’t ” … take drugs … ?!?

The type whose nose …
is … SO … High UP … !!!!!

Her Nose …. is in ….
The … ” Mile High Club ” … !!!!!!!!

Now …
It’s … NOT … Just ME … !!!
Trust me … ” Believe ” … !!!!!

Enough men … SEE …
The way … ” They Be ” …

“No man deserves !!!
to have us girls !!!
unless he’s got,
the things we want !!!!”

Well girls … it seems … ?
You’ve … got it … WRONG … !!!!!
What about the men … ?
who’d … FULFIL … Your Needs … !!!

We’re NOT … like fruit …
You can … ” Pick ” … then refuse … !!!!!

Ofcourse … you should … !!!
“Pick” …… ” Carefully ! ” ……..

But …..
Remember … ” The Rules ” … !!!
We’re …. ” Picking ” …. TOO …. !!!

We’d … LIKE … to see …
what’s … GOOD … in you …
which … Simply Means …

No Fallacies … !!!!!
Come On … Ladies … !!!

” Everyman ” …. ALSO …
Has his … ” Needs ” … !!!!!

Girls … ” Don’t Believe ” … !!!
That …. Your Pussy ….
is made of … ” GOLD ” … !!!!!!!

It’s merely … ” A Hole ” …
Used for … ” Sexual Stuff ” … !!!

Once it’s been … ” DUG ! ” …
if your head’s … ” Messed Up ” … !!!
Most Men … will hunt …
for …. ” Another One ” …. !!!!!

whose head is …. ” NOT ” …. !!!
Unless … ” They’re DUMB ” …. !!!

We see … Your Moves … !!!

You play the fool …
when you … are young …

Okay …. that’s cool ….
But … when you get … OLD … !!!!!
and your looks …

Start To … ” Goooo ” … !!!!!!!!

May I just … ask you … ?

” What you gonna do ? ”

” Complain ” …. when men ….
walk straight … Past You … !!?!!

because they’ve seen ….
” Your Attitude !!! ” ….
when you … HAD … your looks …
” Back in ” …. Your Youth ….

Think it … through … !!!

DON’T … act like a … MULE … !!!!!
when you … KNOW … your looks …
will ….. ” Desert You ” ….. !!!!!

Plastic surgeons may … Help …
You get … Attention for yourself … ?!?

But ……

” Younger models ” … will come …
and have …. men … RUN …
UP … under them … !!! …
to share … Their Bed … !!! …
and have … ” Some Fun ” … !!!!!

Remember the days ………….

when … ” YOU ” … were a

……… ” BABE ” ……… ?!!!?

who liked to play … ” Games ”
and … make men … ” CHASE ” … !!!

Well ….
As you age ….
The rules of the game …
” Start to … SWAY ” …
The …. ” OTHER ” …. Way …. !!!!!

Most men will … ” age ” …

MUCH BETTER than … YOU … !!!!!
Come on now girls …

You … KNOW …
It’s TRUE … !!!!!!!!

Our dicks will remain …
in the … Very Same Place … !!!!!

but when you look at your breasts …
and …. ” Made-Up” …. face …. !!! ….

Answer this for me babe ….

” Can you say the same ??? ! ??? ”

You CAN’T … can you … !!! ? !!!

and that’s the … TRUTH …

So ….
what’s with … ALL …
The moves you … ” Pull ” … ?
when you are … ” Young ” …
and …. Full of …. ” Youth ” …. ?!?

“No relationships,
because i’m a chick,
who’s a free spirit !”

“Well i’m a free spirit too !
so, we should be cool !
Let’s go for a drink,
so that we can see !!!
One thing i’ll guarantee,
is your spirits will be free
if you’ll part your lips
and, FREELY, SUCK MY DICK !!!”

“Well, EXCUSE ME !
I’m not that free !!!
Exactly what ?
Do you take me to be !?!”

“Well, not quite what,
you initially seemed !
It would seem you’re a spirit
who’s, NOT SO FREE !!!”

See ….

It’s a JOKE … to me … !!! …
how … Some Girls … now be …

” Many ” … Lie to Themselves … !!!!!

about … what they … NEED … !!!
and how they’d … Like …
Their man to … be …

They’re watching …
TOO MUCH … MTV … !!!!!

where girls now … ” Sing ”
some quite … ” Sexist Songs ” … ?!?

Now if a man did that ….
They’d say …. ” We’re WRONG !!! ”

Well …. ” FORGET ” …
… ” The Spice Girls ” … !!!
and the … ” Pussycat Dolls ” … !!!

It’s … NOT … their world …
and they write … ” Crap Songs ” … !!!!!

” Rich Men ” … Have Marked …
Their cards … from the start … !!!

But …..
Ofcourse they’ll … contend …
that they … ” DON’T NEED MEN ” … ?!?!?

So … ???

They dress like … ” Tarts ” … ?
just to …. ” Top The Charts ” …. !?!?!

cos’ … what they call … ” ART ”
is a musical …. ” FARCE ” …. !!!!!!!!

These days …. ” The Chase ”
has gone …. ” TOO FAR ” …. !!!!!!!

which is probably why … ?
Some women … Now Claim … !!!!!

” That ” ….
“They” … are from … VENUS … !?!

and that ….
“Men” … are from … MARS … !?!

Which is why this poem’s called …

” They Make Me Laugh !!! ”

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