“April Who ? ” … written & performed by Big Virge

Yes Yes People !!!

Well, i’m back to sharing some thoughts on this crazy world of ours…..

…. from more political wrangles to, Nuclear tests, Brexit of course, the French Election, and North Korean moves to, President Trumps’, first 100 or so days in office, there has been much that could be deemed as foolish, of recent …….

So, as the month of April ends……

It struck me a while ago, that it seems a little unfair to give the burden of encompassing all the Fools on this earth, and their Foolish actions, one day of acknowledgment … being April the 1st ?!?

…. when it’s pretty clear now, that Foolishness runs 24/7, somewhere on this earth, within someones’ movements, actions or behaviour …..

So, this month’s little ditty gets into this day, and the fools of this earth, and suggests that April shouldn’t really have to carry the load, all on her own ……

So, take a listen…..
and don’t feel bad, if you deserve a fools cap …..

We’ve all been there at some time or another …..

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Fa’ REAL … “What You Waiting For !?!” … A Poem written by Big Virge 8/10/2006

Listen Man … !!!!!
“What you waiting for ?!?”

A Housewife and Mother …
who acts like a … ” WHORE ” … !?!

Good Luck with that man !!!

If you find one like … THAT … !!!
Trust me … She’s … ” Unique ” … !!!

A … ” Sexy Ass ” … FREAK ..
Who’s … Happy to … ” Clean ” …

Then … get in the kitchen …
and cook … ” Happily ” …
Then act like a … SLUT …
in a ….. ” Porn DVD ” …… !!!!!

If you’re waiting for … “Her” …
to just …. ” Come Along ” ….
I have to …. ” Infer ” ….
that your hopes are ….

… ” Quite Wrong ” … !!!!!

It’s …
One or … The Other …
That …. you’ll get ….
… ” My Brother ” … !!!!!!!

But …
If you are … ” Lucky ” … !!!
Two … Out of … Three …
is a … Pretty Good … Deal … !!!

Why wait for …

” A Dream “… !!!

that will … NEVER …
… Be … ” REAL ” … !?!

You may wait …
… ” FOREVER ” … !!!
and that’s not so …
… ” CLEVER ” … !!!!!!!

This is the …

” REAL WORLD ” … !!!!!

Where … women and girls …
are making things … ” Tough ” …
for men to find …. ” Love ” ….

Now Don’t ….
Get it … ” Confused ” … !?!

There still are … ” A Few ” … !!!
who TRULY … are … ” Cool ” … !!!

But …
” Trust ” … in this man … !!!
Most Women … Now Choose …
to live in ….. ” Wonderland ” ….. ?!!!?

Just like …. ” Alice ” …

Confused and Bemused … ???

with … All kinds of …
…. ” BAGGAGE ” …. !!!!!

On Drugs that cause ….
…. ” DAMAGE ” …. !!!!!!!!

These days ….
They’re … CLEARLY … !!!
Felling … ” Malice ” … !!!

and driving men to …
” Smoke Di Chalice ” …

Filled with … CRACK … !!!

Down The Pipe … !!!
To … The Point …
Where they’ll ….
” TAKE LIFE ” …. !!!!!

Now …
That’s … NOT RIGHT … !!!!!

” Taking Life ” …
Through … SUICIDE … !!!!!

Not just … ” Their Own ” … !!!
Nowadays … Some Children …
Have … No Guides … !!!!! …

because of …..
” Jealousy ” …
and … ” Pride ” … !!!!!

Now girlfriends … DIE … !!!
and … EVEN … Wives … !!!

because of … men …
who’ve … LOST … Their Minds … !!!!!

LOST …
Their … ” Patience ” … !!!
or …. ” Their Child ” …. !!!

“Come on now man !
What you waiting for ?”

You KNOW … The Score … !!!
Don’t wait for a … ” WHORE ” … !!!!!

Try …
Waiting for a … Girl … !!!
who’s got … much more … !!!!!

Like ….. LOVE ….. !!!
to … Help You …
“Stay On” … Course … !!!!!

and …
Find a … LOVE …
That’s … RICH … !!!
NOT … ” Poor ” … !!!

Now …
Hold on a minute … !!!

Let me ask you … THIS …

“Young Lady,
What you waiting for ?
Are you waiting for him ?
to be a man,
instead of a kid !?!”

Let me … Quickly …
Balance … my script …

Now …
If he treats you …
Like a … ” Bitch ” …

What you waiting for ?
Get … RID of … Him … !?!

Don’t … wait for a time … !!!
when you … start to find …
that he makes you … Frown … !!!
instead of … ” Smile ” ….

Or …
EVEN WORSE … !!!

Wait for him to say …

“I’m sorry, I
punched you,
In you face !
I was angry babe,
it won’t happen again !”

cos’ that’s … NOT OKAY … !!!
and is … Bound to … HURT … !!!

If your man is … ” The Type ” …
to … ” Smash Up ” … Your Face …

Just because …
He can’t … have … ” His Way ” …
and you find … you can’t take …
his ways … ” ANYMORE ” … !!! …

Walk Out …
The Front Door …

“What you waiting for !?!”

I Know… it’s … HARD … !!!!!
to just ….. ” Walk Away ” …..

In …..
ACTUAL FACT …

That’s …
Not quite … TRUE … !!!

If something …
” Feels Wrong ” …

THAT’S IT …
I’m … GONE … !!!!!

No … ” Playing Games ” … !!!
or … ” Calling Names ” … !!!!!!

When all’s …
Said and Done …

What’s the point of that … !?!?!

I Must be … DUMB …
or the … ” Only One ” … !!!
to believe that … Things …
“Should Be” … More Fun … !!!!!

I guess that’s down to …
” Governments ” … ?!?
The … ” Media ” …
and how they’re … RUN … !?!

“Promotion” … of … WAR … ?!?
and …. ” Other Stuff ” ….
is …. ” Making Us ” ….

…. ” Not ” ….
Want To … LOVE … !!!!!

What are … Your Thoughts … ?
Do you stand for … ” LOVE ” … ?
or … Want … MORE WARS … !??!??!

From …
Religious Fights …
Home and … ” Abroad ” …
to … ” Oil Pipelines ” …
for … ” Good Ol’ George ” … !!!

“So Many” … LIES … !!!!!
while soldiers … ” Die ” …

That’s …
Their … ” CHOICE ” … !!!
So … Should I … ” Cry ” … ?!? …

They have …
” Their Cause ” …
and … So Do … I … !!!

To … ” Elevate Minds ” …
Who … “ignore” … SIGNS …

That …
ALL THESE WARS … !!

Need to … STOP …
…. ” For Sure ” …. !!!!!

If you want to see … MORE …
than … Violence … ” SOAR ” … !!!!!

Like a world of …
… ” Happiness ” …

….. ” For ” …..
” One and ALL ” … !!!!!

Do …..
“Your Bit” … NOW … !!!!!

” What You Waiting For ? “

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“They Make Me Laugh” … A Poem written by Big Virge 30/11/2006

As a follow up to my last post about the …

Luverrrllyyy ladies of today …..

Some girls and women …
…… ” Nowadays ” ……

REALLY ….
Make Me …. Laugh …. !!!!!

They … ” Clearly Think ” …
…. ” They’re Smart !!! ” ….

So …..
Choose to … ” Play ” …
The … ” Chase Me ” … Game … !!!

Well ……

“Not me babe !!!” …..

Many take … ” Cocaine ” … !!!!!

So … can’t explain …
The things that they did …

……. ” Yesterday ” …… !!!!!!! ? !!!!!!!

That’s a … JOKE … ofcourse … !!!
but fellas … Don’t get caught …
by girls who …. ” Snort ” …. !!! ….
then start to … Talk …
as if they’re ….. ” IT ” ….. !!!!!

They’re bound to be ….
Full of …. ” BULLSHIT ” …. !!!

So …
What about … ” Those ” … ?
who … ” Don’t ” … take drugs … ?!?

The type whose nose …
is … SO … High UP … !!!!!

Her Nose …. is in ….
The … ” Mile High Club ” … !!!!!!!!

Now …
It’s … NOT … Just ME … !!!
Trust me … ” Believe ” … !!!!!

Enough men … SEE …
The way … ” They Be ” …

“No man deserves !!!
to have us girls !!!
unless he’s got,
the things we want !!!!”

Well girls … it seems … ?
You’ve … got it … WRONG … !!!!!
What about the men … ?
who’d … FULFIL … Your Needs … !!!

We’re NOT … like fruit …
You can … ” Pick ” … then refuse … !!!!!

Ofcourse … you should … !!!
“Pick” …… ” Carefully ! ” ……..

But …..
Remember … ” The Rules ” … !!!
We’re …. ” Picking ” …. TOO …. !!!

We’d … LIKE … to see …
what’s … GOOD … in you …
which … Simply Means …

No Fallacies … !!!!!
Come On … Ladies … !!!

” Everyman ” …. ALSO …
Has his … ” Needs ” … !!!!!

Girls … ” Don’t Believe ” … !!!
That …. Your Pussy ….
is made of … ” GOLD ” … !!!!!!!

It’s merely … ” A Hole ” …
Used for … ” Sexual Stuff ” … !!!

Once it’s been … ” DUG ! ” …
if your head’s … ” Messed Up ” … !!!
Most Men … will hunt …
for …. ” Another One ” …. !!!!!

whose head is …. ” NOT ” …. !!!
Unless … ” They’re DUMB ” …. !!!

We see … Your Moves … !!!

You play the fool …
when you … are young …

Okay …. that’s cool ….
But … when you get … OLD … !!!!!
and your looks …

Start To … ” Goooo ” … !!!!!!!!

May I just … ask you … ?

” What you gonna do ? ”

” Complain ” …. when men ….
walk straight … Past You … !!?!!

because they’ve seen ….
” Your Attitude !!! ” ….
when you … HAD … your looks …
” Back in ” …. Your Youth ….

Think it … through … !!!

DON’T … act like a … MULE … !!!!!
when you … KNOW … your looks …
will ….. ” Desert You ” ….. !!!!!

Plastic surgeons may … Help …
You get … Attention for yourself … ?!?

But ……

” Younger models ” … will come …
and have …. men … RUN …
UP … under them … !!! …
to share … Their Bed … !!! …
and have … ” Some Fun ” … !!!!!

Remember the days ………….

when … ” YOU ” … were a

……… ” BABE ” ……… ?!!!?

who liked to play … ” Games ”
and … make men … ” CHASE ” … !!!

Well ….
As you age ….
The rules of the game …
” Start to … SWAY ” …
The …. ” OTHER ” …. Way …. !!!!!

Most men will … ” age ” …

MUCH BETTER than … YOU … !!!!!
Come on now girls …

You … KNOW …
It’s TRUE … !!!!!!!!

Our dicks will remain …
in the … Very Same Place … !!!!!

but when you look at your breasts …
and …. ” Made-Up” …. face …. !!! ….

Answer this for me babe ….

” Can you say the same ??? ! ??? ”

You CAN’T … can you … !!! ? !!!

and that’s the … TRUTH …

So ….
what’s with … ALL …
The moves you … ” Pull ” … ?
when you are … ” Young ” …
and …. Full of …. ” Youth ” …. ?!?

“No relationships,
because i’m a chick,
who’s a free spirit !”

“Well i’m a free spirit too !
so, we should be cool !
Let’s go for a drink,
so that we can see !!!
One thing i’ll guarantee,
is your spirits will be free
if you’ll part your lips
and, FREELY, SUCK MY DICK !!!”

“Well, EXCUSE ME !
I’m not that free !!!
Exactly what ?
Do you take me to be !?!”

“Well, not quite what,
you initially seemed !
It would seem you’re a spirit
who’s, NOT SO FREE !!!”

See ….

It’s a JOKE … to me … !!! …
how … Some Girls … now be …

” Many ” … Lie to Themselves … !!!!!

about … what they … NEED … !!!
and how they’d … Like …
Their man to … be …

They’re watching …
TOO MUCH … MTV … !!!!!

where girls now … ” Sing ”
some quite … ” Sexist Songs ” … ?!?

Now if a man did that ….
They’d say …. ” We’re WRONG !!! ”

Well …. ” FORGET ” …
… ” The Spice Girls ” … !!!
and the … ” Pussycat Dolls ” … !!!

It’s … NOT … their world …
and they write … ” Crap Songs ” … !!!!!

” Rich Men ” … Have Marked …
Their cards … from the start … !!!

But …..
Ofcourse they’ll … contend …
that they … ” DON’T NEED MEN ” … ?!?!?

So … ???

They dress like … ” Tarts ” … ?
just to …. ” Top The Charts ” …. !?!?!

cos’ … what they call … ” ART ”
is a musical …. ” FARCE ” …. !!!!!!!!

These days …. ” The Chase ”
has gone …. ” TOO FAR ” …. !!!!!!!

which is probably why … ?
Some women … Now Claim … !!!!!

” That ” ….
“They” … are from … VENUS … !?!

and that ….
“Men” … are from … MARS … !?!

Which is why this poem’s called …

” They Make Me Laugh !!! ”

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