” The Black James Bond ” … Prod by Strat Carter

Well, after Idris Elba’s, recent suggestion, that the world is ready for a Black or Female Bond ……

WTF …. ???

I think it’s time to once again throw this guys name into the mix …….

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“The Black James Bond” … A Poem written by Big Virge 29/11/2005

Now DON’T … get me wrong … !!!

I rate … Sean Con’ …
as the BEST EVER … Bond … !!!
but there’s not been a …..

” Black James Bond ” … !!!!!

I’m … UP FOR IT … !!!
and do … INSIST …
that …. I should write the story …
” Using ” … scripts in rhyme … !!!

“Please move along, Mr. Brosnan !
I’m coming through, Big Virge,
Black Bond !”

I’m … lyrically slick …
with … ALL THE … chicks … !!!!!

and …..
TRUST … in this … !!!

When my trousers …
they …. UNZIP …. !!!!!

I’m packing a … ” Gift ” …
that’ll make them … ” Lick ” …
and … OPEN UP …
Their … ” Pretty Lips ” … !!!!!

Now …
Q would … NEED …
to have … ” Equipped ” …

An ASTON … with …
Enough Music … !!!!!!!!

CD Changer …
Thousand Disc … !!!!!

I’m moving with …
A … HEAVY STACK …
so girls would … end up …
on their …. ” Back ” …. !!!!!!!!

My … Policy …
would … simply be …
to breed … NUFF’ SEED … !!!

Enough to … ” Grow ” …
A …. ” 00 ” … Tree … !!!

Now ….
as for my … ” Identity ” …

NO … ” 00 ” … Seven
or … ” 00 ” … Three

Just … ” 00 ” … Me
Big Virge … BELIEVE … !!!

or … better still …
” 00 ” … Ladies … !!!

I’m JOKING … !!!
I’d be … ” 00 ” … V …

I’d have the …
” Coolest ” … weaponry … !!!

Guns that … ” I ” …
Wouldn’t … have to aim …
The Black … James Bond …
and ….. ” David Blaine ” ….. !!!!!

Trousers … THAT …
could hold a … Gat … !!!

They’d have to … girls …
and that’s a … FACT … !!!!!

My missions’ … would be
STRICTLY … ” Women ” … !!!

from the … END …
back to … Beginning …

EVIL …. men ….
just cause … ” Problems ” …

So … ” 00 ” … Ten

“You’re assigned to them !”

Okay …
There’s … SHAFT …
and … ” Action Jackson ” …

But Don’t … get me wrong …
I’d rather be … ” BOND ” … !!!!!

Because … Bond’s connections …
are ….. ” TOO STRONG ” ….. !!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES … The British …
… “Secret Service” …

What a team … !!!

Their cashflow’s … ” Sweet ” …
like ….. Good Ice Cream ….. !!!!!

NO … Money worries … !!!
EVERY Night … A Different Sight …
and YES … A … ” Different ” …
Pair of … ” Thighs ” …

FEMININE … Eyes …
That’s … No Surprise … !!!

See …
Now i’m … ” Bond ” …

EVERY GIRL … says … YES … !!!
when I say … ” It’s time for bed ! ” …

I should just mention …
I’m a …. ” Dread ” ….

” Dreadlock Bond ” … !!!!!

“Fi Tru’, come on !”

Who’d suspect … ?
that i’d protect …
The world from future ….

….. ” Dr. No’s ” ….. !?!

See … even as Bond …
My wordplay …. Flows ….

I’m … Telling You … !!!
I’d be … So Cool ……….. !!!!

You Know … i’d groove
in …. ” Tailored Suits ” ….

” Saville Row ” … to Tokyo …

” Mister Moore, just had to go !
I’m 00V, so, fix me up bro,
you know, neatly !
No cameras please !
I’m glad you liked my, Rap CD !
I’ve got to go, there’s Octopussy !”

I’m BOND …
HELL YEAH … I would emcee … !!!

Eminem … would change …
Careers …. QUICKLY …. !!!!!!!!
because fans of … his …
would now … CHEER ME … !!!!!!!!

I’m The ….
” Black James Bond ” … folks …

Don’t you see … ?!?
YES … ” 00V ” …

The … ” Coolest Dude ” …
to … walk the streets …

Guns for FREE … !!!
ENOUGH … Money … !!!
Weaponry and … ” Hot Ladies ” … !!!!!

Life would simply …
be a … ” DREAM ” … !!!

“Wake up you fool
it’s poetry !”

OKAY … Okaaayyy …
but that’s the way …
my role would go …

I’d save the world …
then … chill at home …

But truth be known …
You know i’d NEVER … be alone …
I’d have …. Lots of Company ….. !!!!!

My …. ” 00 ” … seeds
‘ 00 ” … Junior …
” 00 ” … Marley …
and Yes … Of Course … !!!

” 00 ” … BB …

Come on … you know …

” 00 ” … Black Bond … !!!!!

I’m a fan of … ” Moore ” …
” Connery ” … and … ” Brosnan ” …

But …..
NONE of them …
Believe … NOT ONE … !!!!!!

NOT EVEN … Denzel Washington … !!!

could play the role …
with more … ” Aplomb ” …

than me … ” Big Virge ” …

The … ” Black ” …
….. James Bond …..

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Big Virge speak on an interesting week !!!

Well, ladies and gents quite a week, England’s footie boys have failed for the first time in 24 years to make it to the euros, oh dear !!!

Anyway, I’ve had an interesting week, and it’s just beginning, saw American Gangster which yes has Denzel doing his thing as only he can !!! based on a true story ?

Well, hollywood true ofcourse !!!

Certainly in my opinion, is worth a look, not so into the idea of one black guy being this ultimate gangster ! but hey ! that suits those who wish to promote every black man as a criminal of some shape or other . . . . yawn !!!

Also watched Wonderland with Val Kilmer playing John Holmes, an ex-pornstar who finds himself into some rather undistinguished company after his career has taken a dip, again based on true events and clearly shows the other side of white society, cocaine, violence, corruption and downright wickedness in all it’s forms, a must watch movie as it takes you on . . . . quite a ride, as does my final movie recommendation for the week peeps, Harsh Times, Christian Bale is outstanding as a rather messed up ex – army man who has to come to terms with the whole re-adjustment to society once returning home thing. Excellent performances from Freddy Rodriguez and Eva Longoria, yes Eva (desperate housewives) Longoria ! A serious movie with a serious message that is poignant considering all the recent talk about poor treatment of returning army personnel, trust me, if you are pro-war then this may just switch your mind from that train of thought, and if you’re anti-war then this film is an absolute must for you.
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