” I Really Love Sex ” … written by Big Virge 20/03/2006

World Poetry Day was not so long ago, being the 21st of March,

So, this piece expresses my love for this art form….
Don’t let the title fool ya, or, excite the perverts among ya …… !!!!!

I hope y’all enjoy the vibe, as much as I enjoyed writing it,
because the truth is that……

I … REALLY LOVE … Sex …
ESPECIALLY with … My New girlfriend … !!!

I Love … women …
but really can’t be doing ….
with … Arguments … !!!

That’s why … My … ” Pen ” …
is my … New girlfriend …

We make … ” Love ” …
and Love the touch …
of pen to page ….

When we … Engage …
It feels just like …
A … Sexual High …

NO … NOT That Way … !!!
You’ve got a … SICK BRAIN … !!!!!

There’s Nothing … quite like
Sexy … Feminine Thighs … !!!
but … after sex …
and … Cigarettes …

Some girls give … STRESS …
to their … boyfriends … !!! …

That’s why I like …
to … sit and write …

Because ……..

I Don’t get stressed …
by my … New Girlfriend …

Her name … is … ” Pen ” …

NOT … Penny …
or … Penelope … !!!

Should I …
say it again … ?

My … ” Pen ” … is now
My New … girlfriend …
and YES … we have …
INCREDIBLE … Sex … !!!!!!

The kind of sex
WITHOUT … the stress …
of …… HIV ……
or other types of … STD’s … !!!!!

Sex like this …
is … TRULY … Bliss … !!!

NO Condoms …
and NO … Colons … !!!!!!!!!

Except … for those …
that fit in … Prose …

So … NO Assholes …
and NO … Mistakes … !!!

Helping us to … avoid …
Long Term … Headaches … !!!

But … EVEN If …
by chance … they do …

Trust in this … !!!

They’re just … ” Removed ” …
Without … tissues … !!!

Or … with trips …
to … ” THOSE ” … Clinics … !!!!!

If … During …
or … because of … sex …
We make a … Mistake …

NO … Pregnancy tests … !!!
or … Arguments …

Our friend … ” Tipp-Ex ” …
is our … ” Best Mate ” …
Just like … THAT …
Mistake … ERASED … !!!!!!!!!!

I’m telling you … Straight …
Our sex is … GREAT … !!! …

I think that … Pen’s …
My New … ” Soulmate ” … !!!!!

She’s … ” Tall and slim ” …
and at a … ” Whim ” …
Can change the colour …
of her … Skin …

And …………… If I think …
She’s a bit …. ” TOO BIG ” … !!!

She Doesn’t … fume …
if she gets … Ditched …
for … Another Pen …
I choose to … ” Pick ” …

This simply is …
The way of things …
in our … Sex Relationship …

” IT’S … ONLY SEX ! ”

is what she says ………

but makes sure that …
it’s NEVER … Bad …
when she’s attached …
to my … ” Notepad ” … !!!!!!

She’s … QUALITY … man … !!!!!
and i’m … SO GLAD …
that she … ” Found Me ” …
Through … ” Poetry ” …

She told me ….

” Virge, I love your rap … !!! ”

but then … Of course …
I answered back …

“Come on now Pen,
It’s not just rap !
Don’t get it confused
like certain crews !
This is something
Beautiful !
What we do,
leaves people moved,
just like you,
whenever you choose,
to sex it up,
in my front room !!!”

She simply said,

“Big Virge that’s true !
How about this view ?
Your way with words
makes our love work !”

I’m … Telling You …… !!!

She’s a … SPECIAL … girl …
who makes me feel …
On … TOP OF THE WORLD … !!!!!

She loves me with …
Her heart … FREELY … !!!!!

and chooses to ….
Just …. let me be ……..

Until it’s time …
to just … recline …
and let our souls …
Make Love … through scrolls …

It’s MORE THAN … sex …
when this …. Unfolds ………………….

NO GIRL … provides …
Such … ” Loving ” … vibes …
WITHOUT … ” Conditions ” …

That’s … THE CRIME … !!!!!

Whenever I write …
It’s a … JOYOUS … Ride … !!!

Even when …
My Anger … finds …
A place within ….

” Poetic ” … lines …

But … EVEN … then …
” My Pen ” … Still Shines … !!!!!

and let’s me know …

” Hey Virge it’s fine
I’ll Love You til’,
the day you die !”

She is …” My LIGHT ” …
and my … SUNSHINE … !!!!!
and is … ” The Love ” …
that … FILLS … My Life … !!!!!!

When I just ………. sit ………..
and HOLD …….. ” My Pen ” …….

She ALWAYS sends …
My brain … these scripts …
that … in the end …
are … Celestial Gifts … !!!!!!!!!!

Negative … or … Positive
The balance reached ….

REJECTS … needless
……….. Vanity ………

but Welcomes … MORE …
………. Humility ……….

That’s why … The Sex …
is … SO DAMN GOOD … !!!!!

because … My Pen ….
will NOT BE …. ” Pulled ” …
Away from … ME …
for Cars … Babies …
or …. BIG MONEY …. !!!

She just … ” LOVES ME ” …
Through … ” Poetry ” …

Like My Mother …
did … DAILY …

From … UP ABOVE …
These days … My Mum’s …
STILL LOVING … Me …
Through … ” My Pen ” …

UNCONDITIONALLY … !!!!!!

So … NO WOMEN …
NO … Arguments …

Just …..

Me and … ” My Pen ” …
as …. ” Sexual Friends ” …

Until … I FIND …
within … ” This World ” …

A Truly … SEXY …
SPECIAL Girl …

Who … in the end …
when we’re in … Bed …

Makes me … ” Feel ” …
just like … ” My Pen ” …

and makes these words …
run through … ” My Head ” …

Because of her … WOW …

I Really … Love Sex … !!!!!!!!!

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The Black James Bond (Street Version !) … written 29/11/2005 Performed by Big Virge

Okay so….

I’m much less inclined to share my views of how things run currently, because people are either in “Denial-Land” … or, are in some, “Self-Righteous”, fukry’ land, where their only form of response are retorts of well… for want of a better word, ” Spiteful ” … in nature

But, as insignificant as it is in the grand scheme of the madness that continues toe ensue, across the globe, in various ways

Has their been some kind of Ku Klux re-union, that has avoided the all seeing eye of the media. because, once again, migrant talk seems to be incessantly, spoken about, from the people, who migrated, then dictated how nations should be, in lands where they were, essentially …

INVADERS, and I don’t mean of the space kind, although, these days, it really does seem like some white folks are chameleons, shape-shifters, and the most devious kind of bullshit spitters … !!!!

This time, it’s Bond, and one of it’s new writers, a certain, Jewish chap, by the name of Anthony Horowitz, who according to Wikipedia, was ….

” born in Paddington, London, into a wealthy Jewish family, and in his early years lived an upper-middle class lifestyle. ”

who seems to have the low down on who and what’s … ” Street ” … and thus, made reference in a Daily mail interview, to the fact that, NOT ONLY, is Idris Elba, too street to play Bond, but also, not, ” Suave Enough ” ….

Amazingly, having read the news this morning, I now see that he has apologised now ….

Hmmmm …..

Why because,

FOOT in Mouth of White man, is causing him to be deemed a racist ????

So, it seems, he still doesn’t wanna say what’s really on his mind ……. !!!

Poor … Oops,

That should be, WEALTHY, Confused, Mr. Horowitz …

Folks, his background is worth checking out, if Wikipedia is accurate, regarding the echelons of society, this individual comes from …..

Now I am NO ADVOCATE, for a Black Bond, but, Anthony Horowitz needs to shut his claat Fo’ REAL !!!!!

Let’s get this straight … !!!

Idris is … ” Sorry ” … “Too Street” …

and apparently, NOT … “Suave Enough ” ?!?

LMFAOL ….. !!!

What a joke !

Just say he’s, ” Too Black ” … man, cut the bullchit’, and let’s cut to the chase.

Oh and obviously, when I say … TOO BLACK, i’m being, FACETIOUS … !!!

Just the ol’, Willie Lynch Syndrome, kicked in, for a sec there …. !!!!!!

So, Mr. Horowitz has written, having been, ” COMMISSIONED “, by the “Fleming Estate”, NO LESS … !!!!

I REPEAT …. The Fleming Estate !!!!

…. some new, Bond script / book or crutch …. ” Trigger Mortis ” ….

GREAT … !!!

Adrian Lester is okay apparently ?

…. but, Idris is some different shade of dark, that is less acceptable, and INSANELY, somehow, less capable of playing Bond ….

Sounds a bit like the classic, English Racists line and defence …..

“Your alright mate, but, it’s the other blacks that are f’ckd up !!!!!” …. Bullchite !!!!!

What an ass !!!!!

…. who needs it handed back to him, so he can eat the shit he be talking man !!!

He may have actually sealed the deal now, with his ignorant statement and sudden apology, as if, as he claims, due to his … ” Clumsily ” … delivered, use of language, which, hmmm … i’m pretty sure he makes plenty of money, for doing.

I hope Idris gets the Rasshole’ role now, because that should be lots of fun on set, for, ” Mr. Horodick’ ” … if his Trigger Mortis gets made into a film … as he tries to explain how he would like Idris to be a little, ” Whiter “, when saying lines, that, ANY actor, worth their pay cheque, should be able to deliver, and tailor, to exhibit the qualities of said, character ….

I got something for him though … PRICK … !!!!!

So what now …. ?!?

…. because Hulk Hogan & Trump and all the other, bigoted white folks, are now returning to just expressing their bigotry, for all to see, he felt he could run such Ignant’ talk …. ???

To be fair, i’m about more frankness, but, this is the worst kind of racism/racist…
,
The one that tries to shield itself behind, Political Incorrectness, or Correctness, and then makes the whole,

“It wasn’t meant like that” …. bullchit claim

Eedyats’ like him, would get my respect if they’d just, wear their Klan Hoods out in the open, for us to see, and run their talk, cos’ at least I and the rest of us, would know what we’re dealing with …..

Make him gwaarn …

I got sumtin’ for he and his breed of … ” Ignant Ass People “, who seem to be all too prevalent in amongst this entertainment & arts industry, that is so accepting, all of sudden, of us, darker skinned peoples …..

I think … NOT …. !!!!!

I know that the ladies got to have an opinion on this Fukry … cos’ now he’s the … ” Hot Ticket ” … I know many would love to see Mr. Elba play the, Great White, Fictional Legend …. !!!!!

Are any of the people who rule Hollywood, told, when they go to roles, or provide scripts, that, they are hmmmm ….

“Too Jewish” … I wonder … ????

Chuh ….., as per the below post/s …

The Double Standards continue …..

So, here it is folks…..

I never thought of it, when writing it, ten odd years ago, as, anything more than throw away words about this, ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS Ideal, but hey, I was merely the vessel ….

So, if he thinks Idris is Street, well, like Jack says in the original Batman reboot…..

“Wait til’ he gets a load of me !”

Additional vocals provided by Strat Carter

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“What Can You Do ?” … A Poem written by Big Virge 4/11/2005

Ya know …..

This is a question ….
that leaves me …
… ” Confused ” … ???

The question is …
…… ” THIS ” ……..
What can … YOU DO … ?!?

Now …
Trust me folks …
i’m not here to … Abuse … !!!

But ….
Come On Now … !!!
Don’t Act … ” The Fool ” … !!!!!

Don’t be … ” SURPRISED … !!!
When … ” Drug Filled Highs ” … !!!
slowly …………….. “subside” ………..

and … ” Modern Life ” …
Leaves you … ” Feeling ” …

…. ” Pain and Strife ” …. !!!

It Seems … these days … ?
that … riSING Tides …
and … Government LIES … !!!!!
have made … “Some People” …

………. ” REALISE ” ……… !!!!!!!!!!

Life is …
NOT About … Mad Cash … !!!
Cocaine, Speed,
or … Afghan Hash … !!!

Life is … So Much …
MORE … Than That … !!!

So ask yourself … ?

What can you do … ?
to … BETTER … things …
for … ME … and … YOU … !!!

” Going ” …
to … school …
is … Many’s View …

OK … that’s cool … !!!
but … WHO … has built …
These … “INSTITUTES” … ??!??

of … ” Education ” …
” Government Taxation ” … ???

Take … ” Your Time ” …
it’s NOT … A Crime …
to let these thoughts
run through … Your Mind …

How many youth ?
will get the chance …
to dance … The Dance …

THAT … ” Rich Kids ” … do … !?!
while watching … ” Daddy ” …
“FILL” … His … ” Boots ” … !!!!!!

It’s just a … Question … ?
like …….. ” This One ” …

What can you do … ?

How about this … ?
Don’t Live … for … YOU … !!!!

Live for … Those …
Who … Surround You …

These days …
That’s … HARD … !!!
I know … That’s True …

But …
Here’s a … Quote …
to give you … ” Clues ” …
on … How to … CHANGE …
These …. ATTITUDES …. !!!!

The needs of …
THE MANY …. !!!!!

“OUTWEIGH” … !!!
The Needs …
of …. The Few ….
or … THE ONE …. !!!

Take that … IN …
Don’t spit … but … CHEW … !!!!!

These words make …
Me … Want To … DO …
things like … REASON …
with our … ” Youth ” … !!!

NOT …..
Preach or Train
but … try to … Explain …
How to …. KEEP …. !!!
A … ” Sense-Filled ” … Brain … !!!

and …
How to … COPE …
with … ” Mental Pain ” …
and let them … Know …
Life’s … NOT … A Game … !!!

It’s … HARD … these days …
To Make … That Move …
because … BUREAUCRATS … !!!
Try … “Stopping” … you …

That’s the … way ..
They … Like to be …

But …
TRUST ME … folks … !!!
They WON’T … Stop Me … !!!!!

from …
Trying to use …
My Poetry …
to get to … ” The Few ” …
Who … HEED … My Speech …

So ….. ?
What about … YOU … ???
What can … YOU DO … ?!?

Try Being … TRUE … !!!
With Friends and People …
You … Speak to …

That’s … just the … START … !!!!!

because change won’t come …
from … ” Smart Remarks ” … !!!!!

While you sit …
in your … ” Phat Yard ” … !!!!!

Those who … do this ..
” Think ” … They’re Smart … !!!!!

Until … Their World …
is … ” RIPPED ” … apart … !!!!!

Nowadays ….
in … Many Ways … !!!

Natures’ ANGER’S …
On … DISPLAY … !!!!

Earthquakes … and …
WILD … Hurricanes … !!!!!

See ….
These are things …
WE CAN’T … ignore … !!!!!

Money Wars … !!!
leave people … ” POOR ” … !!!!!

While people … sit …
and now … ARGUE …

Come on man … !!!
What Can You Do … !?!

NOT … Everyone …
is BAD … out there … !!!

But …
HEAR ME … CLOSE …
Please be … PREPARED … !!!!!

because snakes …
are … “lurking” …
and will … DARE …
to … Threaten You …
and make you … SCARED … !!!!!

So …
Don’t just let them … !!!
Do … YOUR SHARE …. !!!

and show the … Moaners …
That …… YOU CARE …….
and want … RID OF …

” New Tony Blairs !!! ” …

The only thing … constant …
is simply …. ” CHANGE ” ….

So ….
Don’t just sit there …
…. ” RE-ARRANGE ” ….

and make …
” Our World ” …
A … BETTER PLACE … !!!!!

Just …
REMEMBER … Folks …

These are …
” MY VIEWS ” …

So … take them … IN …
I’ve given … ” Clues ” …
and answers …. TOO …. !!!!

to … YES …
THAT … Question …

” What Can You Do ? “

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“Let’s Get Things Straight” … A Poem written by Big Virge 26/2/2006

A report ….
I’ve read … today …
has left me … feeling …
Quite … AMAZED … !!!!!

Forces Types … who have …
… ” Some Stripes ” …
Appear to … Take …
Drugs like … COCAINE … ?!?

or ….
“Other Drugs” … classed …
as … YES … ” Class A ” … !!!!!

Well once they’re of …
A … ” Certain ” … rank … !!!

In an …
EXCEPTIONAL … Circumstance … !!!

are … NOT … to be told
They’ve … GOT TO GO … !!!

The ideas being … ” Sold ” …
they should get … REHAB … !!!!!

and then kept on
when assessed to be …
…… ” STRONG ” ….. !!!?!!

Now don’t get me wrong
But ……….. ??? ………..

What’s up with that plan …. !!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!

Are … drug dealers … ?!?
Inside … Their Camps … !!!!!

” Offering ”
Speed … Cocaine …
and …. CRACK …. !!! ….

are they … people …
they now … Enlist … ?!?

If you want
… The List …
Try … ” M.I.6. ” …

They seem to … “Hold” …
” The Keys ” … to all this …

and …..
Over The Years …
Have Given …
” Young Kids …

” This Type ”
of … FIX … !?!

“Who’s up for ?
Some L.S.D. ?!?”

“Come on sarge !
Stop teasing me !
It helps me deal,
with things I see !!!”

But … later on …
when that life’s … ” Gone ” …
they … CANNOT SLEEP … !!!!!!!
because of … BAD VISIONS … !!!!!
in their ……. ” Dreams ” …….

” Apocalypse Now ” …
Proved This … to me …

Well … like … ALI … !!!!!

They’d better …
….. BELIEVE ….. !!!!!!
I’ll NEVER … join …
…… Their ……

” Drugged ” … armies … !!!!!

No wonder … A Wealth …
have … KILLED … themselves … !!!

The Drugs …
They’re … FED … !!!!!
” Affect ” … mental health … !!!

They’ve seen …..
BLOODSHED … !!!!

and lose their … ” Friends …
and do this ….. for …… ?
These … ” Government Men ” …
who watch … This Stuff …
on … ” News at Ten ” … ?!!!?

They should … Present …
THE DEAD … to … THEM … !!!!!

Leave them … Lying …
in ….. ” Their Beds ….. !!!!!

I bet they’d … QUICKLY …
LOSE …” Their Heads ” … !!!!!

This simply … Proves …
They … ” USE and ABUSE ” …
and …. Send Forces …
Once … ” Drug Induced ” … ?!?

These days … ” The News ” …
leaves me … ” Confused ” … ?

“DRUGS ARE BAD … !!!!!
DRUGS ARE BAD … !!!!!”

“Except for” … CELEBS …
and OUR … ” Army Lads ” … !?!

So … what about … ” Blacks ” … ?
Who … ” They Say ” …
…. SELL CRACK …. !!!!!

There’s CLEARLY … A NEED … !!!
in …. ” Forces Camps ” …. !!!!! ….

Would our officials … ?
Sanction … THAT … !!?!!

That could be
A NEW … ” Rehab Scheme … ?!?

” Crack Dealing ” … CRIMINALS … !!!
” Supplying ” … Our SENTINELS … !!!

Isn’t that … CREDIBLE … ?!?

They’d kill two birds
with … Crack and Speed … !!!

Keep the … ” Dealers ” …
Off …. Our Streets …. !!!!!!!!
and use … REHAB TEAMS …
Like … ” Property ” …
Make a … THRIVING …
…… INDUSTRY ……. !!!!

One that … could take …
” Squaddies ” … money … !!!!

Then … of course …

A KNIGHTHOOD …
….. for me ….. !!!!!!!

for … Contributions ….
to … CHEMISTRY …
and Policies for … HEALTH …
and ……. COMMUNITIES ……. !!!!!

THANK YOU … That’s Great … !!! …
but … ” LET’S GET THINGS STRAIGHT ” …

Who on earth … ?!?
Thinks it’s … OKAY …

to send … forces to war
when they’re … Quite Sure …
of … DRUGS … They Take … !?!

” Chemical ” … weeds …
and other … ” Class A ” … !!!

Pete Doherty …..
should be sent … with …

….. ” SPEED ” ….. !!!!!!

Into … Iraq …
and … Afghanistan … !!!!!

If he didn’t fight …
They’d be … Alright … !!!!!

because … ” His Squadron ” …
would just get … ” HIGH ” … !!!!!!

They’d do a … ” Better Job ‘ …
than the … U.N. … lot … !!!!!

It’s a CRAZY … plot … !!! …
but … “Doch” … Would ROCK … !!!!!

Don’t get me wrong … !!!
He’s Got … ” Problems ” … !!!

He’s faced … The Courts ..
but … of course … GOT OFF … !?!

because … “They Say” …

” He NEEDS … Re-hab …
and should write …
…. more songs … !!! ”

But the … M.O.D. … ?
What’s their … EXCUSE … !?!

for … The masses …
….. Paying Tax ….. !!!
for soldiers … ” REHAB ” … ?!?

Don’t know … about you …
but I take …. ISSUE …. !!!
with … paying for … THAT …
and the war in … Iraq … !!!!!

Now … this is why … ?
I’m a little bit … MAD …

Another report …
in the news … Today …
Has … Relayed … that …

Officials … say …

“It’s time for a … CHANGE … !!!
Let’s REDUCE … Sentences
for ….. ” A.B.H. ” ….. !!!?!!!”

Specifically … Those …
of … ” Lesser Displays ” …

“COMMUNITY SENTENCES”

and no more days …
of being sent to jail … for …

“ACTUAL BODILY HARM !!!”

Even … ” MAGISTRATES ” … !!!
are ….. DEAD AGAINST ….. !!!!!

” Reducing ” …
PUNISHMENT …
For ….. “ABH” ….. !!!!!

and I have to … AGREE … !!!

If someone tried …
” Attacking ” … ME … !!!
and was then … SET FREE … ?!?
in the …. COMMUNITY …. !!!

I have to say
i’d feel … ” AGRIEVED ” … !!!!!

What kind of … PENALTY … !?!
is … CLEANING THE STREETS … !!!!!

Government Policies …
are … CLEARLY … CRAZY … !!!!!

A.B.H. …..
is a form of … ASSAULT … !!!!!

Need I say …
… ANYMORE … !!!!!

If they can’t …
Control … BRAWLS … !!!!!

Who’s … REALLY …
….. AT FAULT ….. !!!!!

Instead of …
Waging Wars …
on …. ” Foreign Shores ” ….

They should try ….
ENFORCING … Laws … !!!!!

On … ” BRITISH STREETS ” … !!!!!

“NOT” …. Putting Criminals …
In …. “COMMUNITIES” …. !!!!!! ….

I hope it’s … NOT …
… TOO LATE … !!!!! …

That’s ….
ALL … I have to say …

“EXCEPT” …………

These Last …
Four Words …

” LET’S GET THINGS STRAIGHT !!! “

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