” They Try ” … Prod by Strat Carter (Explicit)

Yes Yes People …..

Keeping it moving with more Big Virge Music !

Back to Virges’ World Vol. 2 …. for this Strat Carter produced number, we had a lot of fun in discussing & finalising the production for this, the effects are very deliberate on this track, not that the others haven’t been, but, it was interesting what each of us heard and how it all came together, in the end.

Having been shown some of the stuff deemed worthy of the recent VMA’s, especially from our young crop of so called, Hip Hoppers …..

Well, suffice to say, they’re doing they’re thing in the new age of what’s HIP, in Hip Hop, uh hmmm ….

My thoughts on a lot of these young cats, be they Kendrick Big, or, not so, are basically where this track starts, but moves as ever, into multiple areas of where people be trying REAL HARD, to prove they are …. ” Whatever ” ….

Well, sadly for me, they really AREN’T …

Trying hard enough to produce that good stuff, as expressed in this piece ……

Check it out here …..

Available on iTunes etcetera ……

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“They Make Me Laugh” … A Poem written by Big Virge 30/11/2006

As a follow up to my last post about the …

Luverrrllyyy ladies of today …..

Some girls and women …
…… ” Nowadays ” ……

REALLY ….
Make Me …. Laugh …. !!!!!

They … ” Clearly Think ” …
…. ” They’re Smart !!! ” ….

So …..
Choose to … ” Play ” …
The … ” Chase Me ” … Game … !!!

Well ……

“Not me babe !!!” …..

Many take … ” Cocaine ” … !!!!!

So … can’t explain …
The things that they did …

……. ” Yesterday ” …… !!!!!!! ? !!!!!!!

That’s a … JOKE … ofcourse … !!!
but fellas … Don’t get caught …
by girls who …. ” Snort ” …. !!! ….
then start to … Talk …
as if they’re ….. ” IT ” ….. !!!!!

They’re bound to be ….
Full of …. ” BULLSHIT ” …. !!!

So …
What about … ” Those ” … ?
who … ” Don’t ” … take drugs … ?!?

The type whose nose …
is … SO … High UP … !!!!!

Her Nose …. is in ….
The … ” Mile High Club ” … !!!!!!!!

Now …
It’s … NOT … Just ME … !!!
Trust me … ” Believe ” … !!!!!

Enough men … SEE …
The way … ” They Be ” …

“No man deserves !!!
to have us girls !!!
unless he’s got,
the things we want !!!!”

Well girls … it seems … ?
You’ve … got it … WRONG … !!!!!
What about the men … ?
who’d … FULFIL … Your Needs … !!!

We’re NOT … like fruit …
You can … ” Pick ” … then refuse … !!!!!

Ofcourse … you should … !!!
“Pick” …… ” Carefully ! ” ……..

But …..
Remember … ” The Rules ” … !!!
We’re …. ” Picking ” …. TOO …. !!!

We’d … LIKE … to see …
what’s … GOOD … in you …
which … Simply Means …

No Fallacies … !!!!!
Come On … Ladies … !!!

” Everyman ” …. ALSO …
Has his … ” Needs ” … !!!!!

Girls … ” Don’t Believe ” … !!!
That …. Your Pussy ….
is made of … ” GOLD ” … !!!!!!!

It’s merely … ” A Hole ” …
Used for … ” Sexual Stuff ” … !!!

Once it’s been … ” DUG ! ” …
if your head’s … ” Messed Up ” … !!!
Most Men … will hunt …
for …. ” Another One ” …. !!!!!

whose head is …. ” NOT ” …. !!!
Unless … ” They’re DUMB ” …. !!!

We see … Your Moves … !!!

You play the fool …
when you … are young …

Okay …. that’s cool ….
But … when you get … OLD … !!!!!
and your looks …

Start To … ” Goooo ” … !!!!!!!!

May I just … ask you … ?

” What you gonna do ? ”

” Complain ” …. when men ….
walk straight … Past You … !!?!!

because they’ve seen ….
” Your Attitude !!! ” ….
when you … HAD … your looks …
” Back in ” …. Your Youth ….

Think it … through … !!!

DON’T … act like a … MULE … !!!!!
when you … KNOW … your looks …
will ….. ” Desert You ” ….. !!!!!

Plastic surgeons may … Help …
You get … Attention for yourself … ?!?

But ……

” Younger models ” … will come …
and have …. men … RUN …
UP … under them … !!! …
to share … Their Bed … !!! …
and have … ” Some Fun ” … !!!!!

Remember the days ………….

when … ” YOU ” … were a

……… ” BABE ” ……… ?!!!?

who liked to play … ” Games ”
and … make men … ” CHASE ” … !!!

Well ….
As you age ….
The rules of the game …
” Start to … SWAY ” …
The …. ” OTHER ” …. Way …. !!!!!

Most men will … ” age ” …

MUCH BETTER than … YOU … !!!!!
Come on now girls …

You … KNOW …
It’s TRUE … !!!!!!!!

Our dicks will remain …
in the … Very Same Place … !!!!!

but when you look at your breasts …
and …. ” Made-Up” …. face …. !!! ….

Answer this for me babe ….

” Can you say the same ??? ! ??? ”

You CAN’T … can you … !!! ? !!!

and that’s the … TRUTH …

So ….
what’s with … ALL …
The moves you … ” Pull ” … ?
when you are … ” Young ” …
and …. Full of …. ” Youth ” …. ?!?

“No relationships,
because i’m a chick,
who’s a free spirit !”

“Well i’m a free spirit too !
so, we should be cool !
Let’s go for a drink,
so that we can see !!!
One thing i’ll guarantee,
is your spirits will be free
if you’ll part your lips
and, FREELY, SUCK MY DICK !!!”

“Well, EXCUSE ME !
I’m not that free !!!
Exactly what ?
Do you take me to be !?!”

“Well, not quite what,
you initially seemed !
It would seem you’re a spirit
who’s, NOT SO FREE !!!”

See ….

It’s a JOKE … to me … !!! …
how … Some Girls … now be …

” Many ” … Lie to Themselves … !!!!!

about … what they … NEED … !!!
and how they’d … Like …
Their man to … be …

They’re watching …
TOO MUCH … MTV … !!!!!

where girls now … ” Sing ”
some quite … ” Sexist Songs ” … ?!?

Now if a man did that ….
They’d say …. ” We’re WRONG !!! ”

Well …. ” FORGET ” …
… ” The Spice Girls ” … !!!
and the … ” Pussycat Dolls ” … !!!

It’s … NOT … their world …
and they write … ” Crap Songs ” … !!!!!

” Rich Men ” … Have Marked …
Their cards … from the start … !!!

But …..
Ofcourse they’ll … contend …
that they … ” DON’T NEED MEN ” … ?!?!?

So … ???

They dress like … ” Tarts ” … ?
just to …. ” Top The Charts ” …. !?!?!

cos’ … what they call … ” ART ”
is a musical …. ” FARCE ” …. !!!!!!!!

These days …. ” The Chase ”
has gone …. ” TOO FAR ” …. !!!!!!!

which is probably why … ?
Some women … Now Claim … !!!!!

” That ” ….
“They” … are from … VENUS … !?!

and that ….
“Men” … are from … MARS … !?!

Which is why this poem’s called …

” They Make Me Laugh !!! ”

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