“There’s So Few Left !!!” … A Poem written & performed by Big Virge

Hmmmmm ….

How to introduce this …. ???

Well, I guess, simply by saying ….

It’s TRUE …. ya know ….

There really do seem to be …

So Few Left …. !!!
as per this poem …..

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Recorded at Triple E Studios, Barbados

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“The Relationship Game” … A Poem written by Big Virge 10/01/2013

So ….
What is … ” The Deal ” … ?
with the … ” Relationship Game ” … ?

because ….
Truth be … REVEALED … !!!

I Can’t …
Take … ” The Strain ” … !!!

It’s ALWAYS … “Drained” … !!!
and left me … ” Pained ” … !!!!

When …
” Rejections ” … come …

From …
THAT … someone …
You … Want to … SEE …
in … ” Your Bedroom ” …
“Beneath” … the sheets … !!!

What is … ” The Thing ” … ?
that makes you … Want To …

…….. ” Let Them In ” ……. ?!?!?

” Into ” … Your World …
Let me ask you girls … ???

Is it … ” The Skin ” … ???
that makes you … ” Think ” …
Your Game … is … SET …
For The …. BIG WIN …. !!! ….

or is it … CASH …
That … This Man … HAS … ?!?
That Makes … You Say …

“I’m open today !
for more than just
a passing, Hey !”

cos’ that … Fa Sure … !!!
may prove to be … ” Flawed ” … !!!
when you know … DEEP DOWN … !!!

You’re just a … WHORE … !!!
whose choice was made …
just to …. GET PAID …. !!!!!!

and …. NO …. !!!
NOT IN … that …

” Simple Way ” …

of … Getting Paid …
for a … Working Day …

Your Type of … wage …
” Resembles ” … THOSE …
who face … TIRADES …
because they’re … HO’s … !!!!!
who trade in … LAYS … !!!

Now that’s … ” A Game ” …
that’s … ” Long Since ” …
” Paved ” … a wave of ways …
for girls … to … PLAY … !!! …

The … ” Wife for Hire ” …
whose just a … LIAR … !!!!

Relationship … BLISS …
WITHOUT … ” A Kiss ” … !!!

and … Without … ” Honey ” …
cos’ things get … BITTER …
Without … THAT MONEY … !!!!!

So fellas … !!!!!
What’s the deal with … US … ?!?

Do we … deal in …
…… ” LOVE ” ….
or just … ” Quick Ones ” … !!!!!

Yup … you now whats … !!!
with …. ” Dirty Sluts ” … !!!!!!
whose … ” Game is Lame ” …
cos’ they have … NO SHAME .. !!!!!

“I’ll do you
if you buy me food
and rough me up
like i’m used to !”

What kind of game … ?
” Abides ” … such rules … !?!
When … what we do …
borders on … ABUSE … !!!!!

” Abuse ” … of …
… Each Other …
because of what … ?
….. ” Colour ” ….. ?!?!?

or …
because of … PAIN … !!!!!
from a … ” Previous Game ” …

Rejection … HURTS …
Until you … OBSERVE …
The Pain … some girls …
have in … ” Their Worlds ” …

Like … CHESS … they move …
EXPOSING …. Breasts ….
and … Showing … THIGHS … !!!!!

So Fellas …. BE WISE …. !!!!!

Don’t Push …
” Your Knight ” … !!!!!!
where there’s … NO LIGHT … !!!!!!

Make SURE … Your Game …
is …. ” Tight and Right ” ….
before …. YOUR SIGN …..

… ” Any ” …
Dotted Lines … !!!!!

INVADE … The Space …
but … Don’t You Waste …

” Your Tools ” … Desire …
to … COCK … then … FIRE … !!!!!

The Rules of … ” The Game ” …
Seem Strange … TODAY … ???

Treat a girl like a …
…… BITCH ……
you get tru’ … QUICK … !!!!!

Play the …
” Nice Guy ” …

You … MIGHT … get a slice …
but only …… IF ……. ???
Your Miss … is … NICE …

By that I mean …

She … APPRECIATES … !!!!!

A man whose … ” Sheen ” …
is … Basically … CLEAN …
Even when … he dreams …

cos’ …
He Dreams …
of…… YOU ……

and ….
Sharing Food …
and …..
Sharing Love …

til’ you fill …
” Your Cups ” …

The cups that … RUN …
When The Game is … WON … !!!

because … Your Game …
ELEVATES … Beyond … !!!!
The … ” Petty Stuff ” …
that often … STUNS … !!!!!

The … ” Cheating and Lying ” …
whilst ALWAYS … “Implying” ….
A LOVE … that runs …

WHEREVER … They Come … !!!

BELIEVE … It’s True …

So ….
Don’t be fooled …
and know the rules …

Don’t fall for … The Game …
of what people …. SAY …. !!!!!

Talk is … CHEAP …
while action speak
of … So Much More …
when it comes to … SCORES …
and … ” Relationship Awards ” …

How many have … WON
when their time is … DONE …
and how many now … ” Lose ” … ?
when things … ” Fall Through ” …

Quite … A FEW …
I’d Suggest … !?! …

But … TRY YOUR BEST …
to find … ” That One ” …
You … TRULY LOVE … !!!!!

As I age in … these days …
I find myself … RESTRAINED …

When it comes to …
EVEN … ” Playing ” …

and runnin’ …

The … ” Old Saying ” …

“Hey there baby !
You Look Great !
Can I take you ?
On a date ?”

cos’ I like … My Plate …
….. “FILLED” ……
WITHOUT … ” The Guilt ” … !!!!!

of claiming …
What is … FAKE … !!!!!

A Partnership …
That’s …. GREAT …. !!!!!

“within” … this ….
” Human Maze ” …
that drives many …
….. INSANE ….. !!!!!!!

The one we …
” Choose ” … to name …

as … YES …

” The ” ….
” Relationship Game ” … !!!!!

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“They Make Me Laugh” … A Poem written by Big Virge 30/11/2006

As a follow up to my last post about the …

Luverrrllyyy ladies of today …..

Some girls and women …
…… ” Nowadays ” ……

REALLY ….
Make Me …. Laugh …. !!!!!

They … ” Clearly Think ” …
…. ” They’re Smart !!! ” ….

So …..
Choose to … ” Play ” …
The … ” Chase Me ” … Game … !!!

Well ……

“Not me babe !!!” …..

Many take … ” Cocaine ” … !!!!!

So … can’t explain …
The things that they did …

……. ” Yesterday ” …… !!!!!!! ? !!!!!!!

That’s a … JOKE … ofcourse … !!!
but fellas … Don’t get caught …
by girls who …. ” Snort ” …. !!! ….
then start to … Talk …
as if they’re ….. ” IT ” ….. !!!!!

They’re bound to be ….
Full of …. ” BULLSHIT ” …. !!!

So …
What about … ” Those ” … ?
who … ” Don’t ” … take drugs … ?!?

The type whose nose …
is … SO … High UP … !!!!!

Her Nose …. is in ….
The … ” Mile High Club ” … !!!!!!!!

Now …
It’s … NOT … Just ME … !!!
Trust me … ” Believe ” … !!!!!

Enough men … SEE …
The way … ” They Be ” …

“No man deserves !!!
to have us girls !!!
unless he’s got,
the things we want !!!!”

Well girls … it seems … ?
You’ve … got it … WRONG … !!!!!
What about the men … ?
who’d … FULFIL … Your Needs … !!!

We’re NOT … like fruit …
You can … ” Pick ” … then refuse … !!!!!

Ofcourse … you should … !!!
“Pick” …… ” Carefully ! ” ……..

But …..
Remember … ” The Rules ” … !!!
We’re …. ” Picking ” …. TOO …. !!!

We’d … LIKE … to see …
what’s … GOOD … in you …
which … Simply Means …

No Fallacies … !!!!!
Come On … Ladies … !!!

” Everyman ” …. ALSO …
Has his … ” Needs ” … !!!!!

Girls … ” Don’t Believe ” … !!!
That …. Your Pussy ….
is made of … ” GOLD ” … !!!!!!!

It’s merely … ” A Hole ” …
Used for … ” Sexual Stuff ” … !!!

Once it’s been … ” DUG ! ” …
if your head’s … ” Messed Up ” … !!!
Most Men … will hunt …
for …. ” Another One ” …. !!!!!

whose head is …. ” NOT ” …. !!!
Unless … ” They’re DUMB ” …. !!!

We see … Your Moves … !!!

You play the fool …
when you … are young …

Okay …. that’s cool ….
But … when you get … OLD … !!!!!
and your looks …

Start To … ” Goooo ” … !!!!!!!!

May I just … ask you … ?

” What you gonna do ? ”

” Complain ” …. when men ….
walk straight … Past You … !!?!!

because they’ve seen ….
” Your Attitude !!! ” ….
when you … HAD … your looks …
” Back in ” …. Your Youth ….

Think it … through … !!!

DON’T … act like a … MULE … !!!!!
when you … KNOW … your looks …
will ….. ” Desert You ” ….. !!!!!

Plastic surgeons may … Help …
You get … Attention for yourself … ?!?

But ……

” Younger models ” … will come …
and have …. men … RUN …
UP … under them … !!! …
to share … Their Bed … !!! …
and have … ” Some Fun ” … !!!!!

Remember the days ………….

when … ” YOU ” … were a

……… ” BABE ” ……… ?!!!?

who liked to play … ” Games ”
and … make men … ” CHASE ” … !!!

Well ….
As you age ….
The rules of the game …
” Start to … SWAY ” …
The …. ” OTHER ” …. Way …. !!!!!

Most men will … ” age ” …

MUCH BETTER than … YOU … !!!!!
Come on now girls …

You … KNOW …
It’s TRUE … !!!!!!!!

Our dicks will remain …
in the … Very Same Place … !!!!!

but when you look at your breasts …
and …. ” Made-Up” …. face …. !!! ….

Answer this for me babe ….

” Can you say the same ??? ! ??? ”

You CAN’T … can you … !!! ? !!!

and that’s the … TRUTH …

So ….
what’s with … ALL …
The moves you … ” Pull ” … ?
when you are … ” Young ” …
and …. Full of …. ” Youth ” …. ?!?

“No relationships,
because i’m a chick,
who’s a free spirit !”

“Well i’m a free spirit too !
so, we should be cool !
Let’s go for a drink,
so that we can see !!!
One thing i’ll guarantee,
is your spirits will be free
if you’ll part your lips
and, FREELY, SUCK MY DICK !!!”

“Well, EXCUSE ME !
I’m not that free !!!
Exactly what ?
Do you take me to be !?!”

“Well, not quite what,
you initially seemed !
It would seem you’re a spirit
who’s, NOT SO FREE !!!”

See ….

It’s a JOKE … to me … !!! …
how … Some Girls … now be …

” Many ” … Lie to Themselves … !!!!!

about … what they … NEED … !!!
and how they’d … Like …
Their man to … be …

They’re watching …
TOO MUCH … MTV … !!!!!

where girls now … ” Sing ”
some quite … ” Sexist Songs ” … ?!?

Now if a man did that ….
They’d say …. ” We’re WRONG !!! ”

Well …. ” FORGET ” …
… ” The Spice Girls ” … !!!
and the … ” Pussycat Dolls ” … !!!

It’s … NOT … their world …
and they write … ” Crap Songs ” … !!!!!

” Rich Men ” … Have Marked …
Their cards … from the start … !!!

But …..
Ofcourse they’ll … contend …
that they … ” DON’T NEED MEN ” … ?!?!?

So … ???

They dress like … ” Tarts ” … ?
just to …. ” Top The Charts ” …. !?!?!

cos’ … what they call … ” ART ”
is a musical …. ” FARCE ” …. !!!!!!!!

These days …. ” The Chase ”
has gone …. ” TOO FAR ” …. !!!!!!!

which is probably why … ?
Some women … Now Claim … !!!!!

” That ” ….
“They” … are from … VENUS … !?!

and that ….
“Men” … are from … MARS … !?!

Which is why this poem’s called …

” They Make Me Laugh !!! ”

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