” It’s Incredible ” … written & performed by Big Virge

Well Well peoples’ …..

Incredible times since my last post ….. !!!!!

Too many things going on, to mention any particular one event, as being THAT Incredible, compared to the next, however, just a few things that did catch my attention ….

Bill Maher running some, ” House Nigger “, talk, as a JOKE of course … on US TV.

Yup… Pretty Incredible …
SMH … !!!!!!

Then, Ice Cube, being the one to chastise and seemingly … EDUCATE him, about it’s usage by white folks ….

Just as Incredible …

Congressman being shot at in the US, while playing Baseball at a Park …

Yup… Pretty Incredible …

The shooter, being some rather disgruntled, old fella, ending up dead before any questions could be asked of him…..

Not quite so Incredible, but hey … it’s America so ….

Got to mention, Pakistan winning the ICC Champions Trophy, in England, having defeated the same, apparent favourites …. LOL ….

Err NOT … on their way, and actually beating the best one day side, India, in the final … Congrats to them ….

Incredible achievement …. !!!!!

Anyway, moving on, Johnny Depp running, Kill The Trumpster’ talk … !!!

Well, on the basis of recent reports about his behaviour towards, ex wife, Amber Heard, and his, allegedly being, a rather unstable and abusive character when he’s ready ….

Not so Incredible again, but hey, interesting, nonetheless ….

Captain Jack may in actual fact be … QUITE MAD …. !!!!!

Talking of flicks, Wonder Woman’s big screen arrival, and dominance ….

Well, having seen it in Grenada in an ICE BOX of a Cinema !!!!!
(Now, HOT, YES it may be, but, ease back on the air con nuh’ man ! Film me ah try fee watch, NOT … catch cold doing it 2 rahted’ … LOL … !!!!!)

Well, all I can say is, Whoo Rasshole WOO, for the Feminists …. !?!

Yeah, some reasonable action, but seriously, yet another hero, I mean…

” Heroine ” of course, Killing …. to preserve peace … ???

Well, she certainly likes kicking some ass !!!?!!!

Plotwise, and cast wise, well, this I found more interesting than the film, when it all played out, and I had time to assess it all.

So, Ex Israeli Defence Force girl, being Gadot, takes on the role of the…

” Righteous Warrior ” ……

Huh Hmmm … Any Coinkeydink’ in how she managed to get cast as an, AMAZON, Warrior Princess … who is ultimately AGAIN …

Righteous … ?!?

I also AGAIN, say, AMAZON … ???

Well, if Hollywood has issues with whitewashing characters/stories, they clearly didn’t see it here !!!

…. However, Ms. Gadot is fairly pleasing on the eye,

…. for …. white audiences right … ???

but hey, if she can lift a Goddess Warriors’ Sword, then I should get a go at being the next Bond 2 rass …. LOL ???

However, her first ally, outside of her home, in the movie, is wait … ?

An American Soldier …. again ….

Any coinkeydink with the ACTUAL … USA/Israel relationship … ???

A little concerning, until, after all’s said and done, Terrible Germans getting blamed for being such AWFUL, Murderers and Propagators of War, we find out that the, ” GOD OF WAR “, Ares, as defined in the flick, is actually ….. Wait for it ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

British … !!!!!

ENGLISH … in fact !!!!!!

So, the man in the movie who claims to have, CHECK IT …..

Manipulated humans from various places, to wage war, because that’s what we are apparently good for, comes from Good Ol’ England …. ?!!!?

I’d say the way that the film connects nations and vibrations of a violent, deceitful and wicked type, is … when you look at the world at large ….

” PRETTY DAMN … INCREDIBLE ” …

However, it’s just a comic book, fictional tale, put trough the Hollywood Machine, so, nothing to read into there …..

Okay ….
Yeah Right …. !!!!!

All this, while Manchester, London Bridge & where, Finsbury Park of all places … !!!!!!

Received TERROR Attacks of varying degrees, and from various creeds it would seem …..

Theresa May made an election Boo Boo, and didn’t re-inforce her majority, but has ended up calling on Northern Irelands DUP, to gain some kind of majority for her Brexit talks etcetera to get through the Houses in Westminster, after her parties, election debacle !!!!!

Yup … Pretty Incredible … !!!!

But Wait … The last of the things i’ll mention for now, has to be the INCREDIBLE SCENES, that saw Grenfell Tower, in West London, basically become a towering inferno …. !!!!!!

Well, there’s nothing, remotely funny about the loss of homes, livelihoods and lives….

However, a lot of … ” Funny Business ” … would seem to encompass everything, from initial media coverage, to discoveries of flammable, REJECTED material, being used in the building, that was allegedly sanctioned by Government, and some clearly, very shady, cold hearted companies, who could clearly have cared less for the residents !

Even The Queen went to view the aftermath ….. !!!

INCREDIBLE … Indeed, and all this before I even get to Africa and other incidents overseas, in the past few weeks ….

Well Finally, I had an Incredible time in Grenadas’ … Island of Spice, so, gladly, i’ve been far away from such sights and scenes …..

So with such Incredible times, it only seems right for me to make this month’s post, some … Incredible Rhymes …..

Check them out ….
and be careful out there people …. !!!!!

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“The Black James Bond” … A Poem written by Big Virge 29/11/2005

Now DON’T … get me wrong … !!!

I rate … Sean Con’ …
as the BEST EVER … Bond … !!!
but there’s not been a …..

” Black James Bond ” … !!!!!

I’m … UP FOR IT … !!!
and do … INSIST …
that …. I should write the story …
” Using ” … scripts in rhyme … !!!

“Please move along, Mr. Brosnan !
I’m coming through, Big Virge,
Black Bond !”

I’m … lyrically slick …
with … ALL THE … chicks … !!!!!

and …..
TRUST … in this … !!!

When my trousers …
they …. UNZIP …. !!!!!

I’m packing a … ” Gift ” …
that’ll make them … ” Lick ” …
and … OPEN UP …
Their … ” Pretty Lips ” … !!!!!

Now …
Q would … NEED …
to have … ” Equipped ” …

An ASTON … with …
Enough Music … !!!!!!!!

CD Changer …
Thousand Disc … !!!!!

I’m moving with …
A … HEAVY STACK …
so girls would … end up …
on their …. ” Back ” …. !!!!!!!!

My … Policy …
would … simply be …
to breed … NUFF’ SEED … !!!

Enough to … ” Grow ” …
A …. ” 00 ” … Tree … !!!

Now ….
as for my … ” Identity ” …

NO … ” 00 ” … Seven
or … ” 00 ” … Three

Just … ” 00 ” … Me
Big Virge … BELIEVE … !!!

or … better still …
” 00 ” … Ladies … !!!

I’m JOKING … !!!
I’d be … ” 00 ” … V …

I’d have the …
” Coolest ” … weaponry … !!!

Guns that … ” I ” …
Wouldn’t … have to aim …
The Black … James Bond …
and ….. ” David Blaine ” ….. !!!!!

Trousers … THAT …
could hold a … Gat … !!!

They’d have to … girls …
and that’s a … FACT … !!!!!

My missions’ … would be
STRICTLY … ” Women ” … !!!

from the … END …
back to … Beginning …

EVIL …. men ….
just cause … ” Problems ” …

So … ” 00 ” … Ten

“You’re assigned to them !”

Okay …
There’s … SHAFT …
and … ” Action Jackson ” …

But Don’t … get me wrong …
I’d rather be … ” BOND ” … !!!!!

Because … Bond’s connections …
are ….. ” TOO STRONG ” ….. !!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES … The British …
… “Secret Service” …

What a team … !!!

Their cashflow’s … ” Sweet ” …
like ….. Good Ice Cream ….. !!!!!

NO … Money worries … !!!
EVERY Night … A Different Sight …
and YES … A … ” Different ” …
Pair of … ” Thighs ” …

FEMININE … Eyes …
That’s … No Surprise … !!!

See …
Now i’m … ” Bond ” …

EVERY GIRL … says … YES … !!!
when I say … ” It’s time for bed ! ” …

I should just mention …
I’m a …. ” Dread ” ….

” Dreadlock Bond ” … !!!!!

“Fi Tru’, come on !”

Who’d suspect … ?
that i’d protect …
The world from future ….

….. ” Dr. No’s ” ….. !?!

See … even as Bond …
My wordplay …. Flows ….

I’m … Telling You … !!!
I’d be … So Cool ……….. !!!!

You Know … i’d groove
in …. ” Tailored Suits ” ….

” Saville Row ” … to Tokyo …

” Mister Moore, just had to go !
I’m 00V, so, fix me up bro,
you know, neatly !
No cameras please !
I’m glad you liked my, Rap CD !
I’ve got to go, there’s Octopussy !”

I’m BOND …
HELL YEAH … I would emcee … !!!

Eminem … would change …
Careers …. QUICKLY …. !!!!!!!!
because fans of … his …
would now … CHEER ME … !!!!!!!!

I’m The ….
” Black James Bond ” … folks …

Don’t you see … ?!?
YES … ” 00V ” …

The … ” Coolest Dude ” …
to … walk the streets …

Guns for FREE … !!!
ENOUGH … Money … !!!
Weaponry and … ” Hot Ladies ” … !!!!!

Life would simply …
be a … ” DREAM ” … !!!

“Wake up you fool
it’s poetry !”

OKAY … Okaaayyy …
but that’s the way …
my role would go …

I’d save the world …
then … chill at home …

But truth be known …
You know i’d NEVER … be alone …
I’d have …. Lots of Company ….. !!!!!

My …. ” 00 ” … seeds
‘ 00 ” … Junior …
” 00 ” … Marley …
and Yes … Of Course … !!!

” 00 ” … BB …

Come on … you know …

” 00 ” … Black Bond … !!!!!

I’m a fan of … ” Moore ” …
” Connery ” … and … ” Brosnan ” …

But …..
NONE of them …
Believe … NOT ONE … !!!!!!

NOT EVEN … Denzel Washington … !!!

could play the role …
with more … ” Aplomb ” …

than me … ” Big Virge ” …

The … ” Black ” …
….. James Bond …..

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