” I Really Love Sex ” … written by Big Virge 20/03/2006

World Poetry Day was not so long ago, being the 21st of March,

So, this piece expresses my love for this art form….
Don’t let the title fool ya, or, excite the perverts among ya …… !!!!!

I hope y’all enjoy the vibe, as much as I enjoyed writing it,
because the truth is that……

I … REALLY LOVE … Sex …
ESPECIALLY with … My New girlfriend … !!!

I Love … women …
but really can’t be doing ….
with … Arguments … !!!

That’s why … My … ” Pen ” …
is my … New girlfriend …

We make … ” Love ” …
and Love the touch …
of pen to page ….

When we … Engage …
It feels just like …
A … Sexual High …

NO … NOT That Way … !!!
You’ve got a … SICK BRAIN … !!!!!

There’s Nothing … quite like
Sexy … Feminine Thighs … !!!
but … after sex …
and … Cigarettes …

Some girls give … STRESS …
to their … boyfriends … !!! …

That’s why I like …
to … sit and write …

Because ……..

I Don’t get stressed …
by my … New Girlfriend …

Her name … is … ” Pen ” …

NOT … Penny …
or … Penelope … !!!

Should I …
say it again … ?

My … ” Pen ” … is now
My New … girlfriend …
and YES … we have …
INCREDIBLE … Sex … !!!!!!

The kind of sex
WITHOUT … the stress …
of …… HIV ……
or other types of … STD’s … !!!!!

Sex like this …
is … TRULY … Bliss … !!!

NO Condoms …
and NO … Colons … !!!!!!!!!

Except … for those …
that fit in … Prose …

So … NO Assholes …
and NO … Mistakes … !!!

Helping us to … avoid …
Long Term … Headaches … !!!

But … EVEN If …
by chance … they do …

Trust in this … !!!

They’re just … ” Removed ” …
Without … tissues … !!!

Or … with trips …
to … ” THOSE ” … Clinics … !!!!!

If … During …
or … because of … sex …
We make a … Mistake …

NO … Pregnancy tests … !!!
or … Arguments …

Our friend … ” Tipp-Ex ” …
is our … ” Best Mate ” …
Just like … THAT …
Mistake … ERASED … !!!!!!!!!!

I’m telling you … Straight …
Our sex is … GREAT … !!! …

I think that … Pen’s …
My New … ” Soulmate ” … !!!!!

She’s … ” Tall and slim ” …
and at a … ” Whim ” …
Can change the colour …
of her … Skin …

And …………… If I think …
She’s a bit …. ” TOO BIG ” … !!!

She Doesn’t … fume …
if she gets … Ditched …
for … Another Pen …
I choose to … ” Pick ” …

This simply is …
The way of things …
in our … Sex Relationship …

” IT’S … ONLY SEX ! ”

is what she says ………

but makes sure that …
it’s NEVER … Bad …
when she’s attached …
to my … ” Notepad ” … !!!!!!

She’s … QUALITY … man … !!!!!
and i’m … SO GLAD …
that she … ” Found Me ” …
Through … ” Poetry ” …

She told me ….

” Virge, I love your rap … !!! ”

but then … Of course …
I answered back …

“Come on now Pen,
It’s not just rap !
Don’t get it confused
like certain crews !
This is something
Beautiful !
What we do,
leaves people moved,
just like you,
whenever you choose,
to sex it up,
in my front room !!!”

She simply said,

“Big Virge that’s true !
How about this view ?
Your way with words
makes our love work !”

I’m … Telling You …… !!!

She’s a … SPECIAL … girl …
who makes me feel …
On … TOP OF THE WORLD … !!!!!

She loves me with …
Her heart … FREELY … !!!!!

and chooses to ….
Just …. let me be ……..

Until it’s time …
to just … recline …
and let our souls …
Make Love … through scrolls …

It’s MORE THAN … sex …
when this …. Unfolds ………………….

NO GIRL … provides …
Such … ” Loving ” … vibes …
WITHOUT … ” Conditions ” …

That’s … THE CRIME … !!!!!

Whenever I write …
It’s a … JOYOUS … Ride … !!!

Even when …
My Anger … finds …
A place within ….

” Poetic ” … lines …

But … EVEN … then …
” My Pen ” … Still Shines … !!!!!

and let’s me know …

” Hey Virge it’s fine
I’ll Love You til’,
the day you die !”

She is …” My LIGHT ” …
and my … SUNSHINE … !!!!!
and is … ” The Love ” …
that … FILLS … My Life … !!!!!!

When I just ………. sit ………..
and HOLD …….. ” My Pen ” …….

She ALWAYS sends …
My brain … these scripts …
that … in the end …
are … Celestial Gifts … !!!!!!!!!!

Negative … or … Positive
The balance reached ….

REJECTS … needless
……….. Vanity ………

but Welcomes … MORE …
………. Humility ……….

That’s why … The Sex …
is … SO DAMN GOOD … !!!!!

because … My Pen ….
will NOT BE …. ” Pulled ” …
Away from … ME …
for Cars … Babies …
or …. BIG MONEY …. !!!

She just … ” LOVES ME ” …
Through … ” Poetry ” …

Like My Mother …
did … DAILY …

From … UP ABOVE …
These days … My Mum’s …
STILL LOVING … Me …
Through … ” My Pen ” …

UNCONDITIONALLY … !!!!!!

So … NO WOMEN …
NO … Arguments …

Just …..

Me and … ” My Pen ” …
as …. ” Sexual Friends ” …

Until … I FIND …
within … ” This World ” …

A Truly … SEXY …
SPECIAL Girl …

Who … in the end …
when we’re in … Bed …

Makes me … ” Feel ” …
just like … ” My Pen ” …

and makes these words …
run through … ” My Head ” …

Because of her … WOW …

I Really … Love Sex … !!!!!!!!!

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” Patience ” … A Poem written & performed by Big Virge

All I will say is …..

The way people seem to be behaving these days, due to their shades, and varying …. ways …..

A lot of folks could probably do with, A LOT OF THIS, from themselves and certain, influential heads …..

The poem speaks on these things, in what it expresses …. and more …..

STOP THE VIOLENCE ….
Once …. and …. FOR ALL.

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The V in NZ … written by Big Virge 15/01/2016

So, having travelled ….

A VERY LONG WAY … !!!!!!

My arrival in NZ, came, just about …….

…. without, a last minute mis-hap ….. !!!!!

Taking my time, having gone through the rather, rigorous security checks at Sydney International, I very nearly, missed my Qantas Airlines flight, into Queenstown.

I’m developing a bit of a habit of either, missing flights, or, ALMOST… missing them, so, upon finally hearing the last call for my name, I had no idea how far away the gate was for my flight !!!!!

So, I did as much of a Usain Bolt as I could, with my hand luggage, and luckily, got there in time for me to be transported, via my own bus, to the aircraft, and finally, was on my way to my final outbound destination !

I have to say, considering my distaste for Sydney, and the Australian vibes I had been encountering, since landing in Fiji. I was very impressed with Qantas, very nice seating, and entertainment, and pretty good food too !

Thus, a quick flight across the water to Queenstown, NZ, and wow, what a view as soon as you could see the landscape of the, South Island !!!

Having alighted from the aircraft, not only was I greeted by warm weather, but, as i’m sure it is, with most people arriving for the first time in this part of the world, my jaw dropped, when looking at the views that surrounded me, mountainous ranges, a plethora of different greens, from hillsides, to trees, to basically everything around us, even a couple of snow capped mountains, far in the distance !!!

Thus, my dream of seeing this country, with my own eyes had been fulfilled, so, through customs, and time to get to my hotel, and get to enjoying this experience !

It would seem that travellers’ cheques are now, somewhat outdated, as it took forever, to get some currency, but, the young ginger gentlemen, who worked at Travelex, after having to call a few heads, managed to get me some local NZ Dollars.

The airport in Queenstown is a well designed, very clean, and impressive building, every other vision, was an advert for some kind of outdoor activity, from assisted, Parachute Jumping, to Bungee Jumps, and the list went on and on ……

So, immediately upon leaving the airport, a cab pulls up, and, off we go, he explains the trip is basically 10 mins, and then, as I hear his accent, ask what his deal was, and, he was the first of numerous immigrants, I was to meet.

Just to give you an idea, I met immigrants from Germany, like the taxi driver, Holland, Scotland, England, America, Argentina, Czechoslovakia, Taiwan, China & India, within my two week stay …..

This must have been the first place i’ve EVER, been to, where I did not see or meet a black immigrant, anywhere, during my entire stay, crazy, but kinda nice to have the white boys, take care of my bags upon arrival, one of the few, White Kiwis I met in Queenstown !!!!!

It’s crazy, but yup, from a colonial perspective, NZ has an abundance of nationals, from other places, who have not only visited, but have then, through sponsorship programmes, found work, and made lives for themselves, in this beautiful part of the world, and when you witness the beauty of this country, in the summer, as I did, you can see why !!!!!

The 1st of December, being the official, beginning of summer, was when i’d arrived, in slightly overcast conditions, but, by the time i’d unpacked and indulged in the suite of a room that overlooked Lake Wakatipu’, it was a beautiful, sunny evening !!!!!

At first glance, the lake was an awesome vision, extraordinarily clear water, and ducks galore, at it’s banks, chilling near to a jetty where the local water taxis stop, and dock, before ferrying people back to Queenstown itself.

The Hilton complex is a very well designed, I guess, you could say, mini-town of it’s own, everything, from a spa, to pub grub, and a more, snooty vibe of a restaurant. A cafe, art gallery, swimming pool and jacuzzi, and plenty of conference space for the business traveller.

I was of course, as stated, a singular entity, in being the, one and only, black person in the hotel.

The workers, were either asian, or caucasian, a welcome change from what I usually see when I travel.

So, off I trotted for a walk, and from the first walk I took, which took me through a place called, ” Peace Park “, I knew i’d made a smart choice to come to NZ, while i’m young enough to enjoy it, even with my number of ailing body parts, as I age.

45 …. ain’t that old, granted …

…. but, it’s old enough to know that certain trips are not gonna be so easy, in future years, so, I quickly, took in the sights, a beautiful sunset, gulls lounging on one of the many jetties, on either side of this, Great Lake, and a very pleasant hour was spent acclimatising, and taking in the sights, that were literally a walk away from my hotel room, which overlooked the lake …..

Worth EVERY PENNY … !!!!!

Fireplace, Bathroom, with a PROPER Bath, shower, and seating area, with table and chairs outside

Pure NICENESS !!!!!

So, off for some food, hit the pub, which is not as it sounds folks, this wasn’t, some Albert Square, wannabe’, type pub !

I was greeted by a youngish’ looking, bearded Scot, Phil, who indulged in conversation, while he worked, and we struck up a chord, pretty much, straight away. A cool guy, who wasn’t seemingly, aware of where the Maoris, I was keen to meet would be … LOL … !!!!!

We did laugh when one of his colleagues was like, there is a Maori show at The Peak, a tourist attraction, 20 minutes away, in Queenstown !!!!!!

So, upon looking at the menu, there was a nice range of foods, lots of meat, and some gourmet-ish’, type additions, weekly barbecues, local wines, and a couple of local beers, which I tried, and found to be, well brewed, and i’d say, a 6.5/10, in terms of the beers i’ve tried over the years.

This was far from being, some, cheap and cheerful, ” Pub Grub “, type vibe ……

So, back to my room, to catch some Z’s, and to get ready to sample the world of the South Island of New Zealand …..

Experiences that I shall expand upon, in my next few blog posts …..

But Finally …..

The V was in New Zealand …… !!!!!

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“Come In, Come In … !!!” … A Poem written by Big Virge 3/1/2006

With the Migrant situation being on a lot of peoples’ minds currently ….

The current situation reminded me of this piece that I wrote, upon reading a news story about some of the ” Alleged ” … Shenanigans, said to have been going on at Lunar House, Immigration Centre, when it was Brazilians & Russians, rather than Syrians en masse …. who were trying to enter England ….

Well, alls’ I can say to the Syrians is …

Good Luck with British Immigration … !!!!!

To become … English Citizens
It’s been … ” Alleged ” …

Some women are willing …
to spread ….. Their Legs ….. !!!

I guess … ?
You Really … Can’t blame them … !?!

” Lunar House ” …
down there in … Croydon …

A centre … used …
for … Immigration

has got some staff…
Pulling … ” A Scam ” …

UGLY … folk … !!!!!
Don’t have … A chance … !!!!!

Their passport photos …
get …. NO STAMP …. !!!!

They’re … STUCK … on walls … !!!
so staff can … ” Joke “…
about their ….. hopes …..
of … ” Coming In “…

while … ” Pretty ” … faces
get their … places …

Visas… YES…
for … ” Sexual Favours “… !!!!!
Europeans and Brazilians…
are dealt with … BEFORE … Indians
So … heaven help … Poor Africans … !!!!!

Unless they’re … WHITE … !!!
Then they’re … ALRIGHT … !!!!
Once they’re prepared …
to SPREAD … their thighs …

Don’t be … surprised … !!!
if some are … Guys …

Gay people …
are now … Not Shy …

Security checks …
” Come ” … SECOND … to sex … !!!!!

It’s NOT … just men …
in … Terrorist Sects … !!!!!

BNP … man …
like those … “within” …
The … Ku Klux Klan …
are NOT … All Gay … !!!!!!

Some like … woman … !!!

That’s bound to get …
Racists … UPSET … !!!!!

But …..

” American History X “…
Showed … who they sex …
when those … within …
start to …. DEFECT …. !!!!!

So ……
Mister McNulty …
something smells … FUNNY … !!!!!

He’s …
” Home Office Minister ” …

Your staff are … ” Allegedly ” …
………… SINISTER ………….. !!?!!

Who told them to … ” Administer ” … ?
Their duties based on … ” Double D’s ” … !?!
or basically … for … ” Sexual Deeds ” … ?

I’m saying …..
What’s your … ” Policy ” … ?!?
to simply spread … Sexual Disease … !!!!!

If girls like …. These ….
Will Spread … Their knees …

What will they do … ?
to make … Money … !?!

Lapdance … in clubs …
and … ” Such and Such ” …

Girls like these …
You … CANNOT TRUST … !!!!!

Sexual PLEASERS …
for a …. VISA … !!!!!!!!!

” Prostitution ” …
is their … “Keeper” … !!!

Or …. is it … !?!

Once they’re in …
will they … RESIST …
Using … Their Bits … ?!?

“Not likely mate !”

They’ve found their trade … !!!

Getting paid …
for getting … Laid …

So …..

“WHERE THEY AT … !?!?!”

I hear you say …

Where …
QUICK CASH … is … !!!
Turning … ” Tricks ” …
for ……. ” Mister Dick ” ……
and … ” Licking Clits ” …
for ……. ” Missus Rich ” ……

Just for … CASH …
so they can … Live … !!!

How could your workers …
Be …… SO SICK …… !?!?! ……

Have things now … REALLY …
come to ……. THIS …….. ?!?!?

Or …. is this how ….
It’s … ALWAYS BEEN … ?!!!?

Well … ” History ” …
Proves … ” Colour Screens ” …
Have … ” clouded ” …
” Immigration ” … Dreams …

but now because ….
You’re deemed … UGLY … !!!!!

WHO makes … THAT CALL … ?!?
She’s Beautiful and … Usable …
and then decides …
to spread … her thighs …

” WHO ” …. On Earth …
Recruits … THESE GUYS … ?!?

“GIVE US A JOB !!!
I’LL GIVE IT A TRY !!!!”

That’s a … JOKE … !!!

I’m NOT … a bloke …
who would … ” Coerce ” …
Just for … sex …
with … ” Pretty ” … girls … !!!

Girls like these …
Have … STD’s …
and nowadays …
are spreading … AIDS … !!!!!

So minister …
What do you say … ?

“An inquiry of course !
Yes, RIGHT AWAY !”

“Okay, that’s great !”

Isn’t it a … BIT LATE …
to ask … HOW MANY …
have been … laid …
and who in … ” Your Crew ” …

…… ” Discriminate ” …… ?!?!?

You’ll do the … USUAL …
….. ” Cover Up ” …..

UNLIKE … These women …
with …. NICE CUPS ….
and …. SEXY Bums … !!!!!

and those who’ve made …
Your workers … ” Ummmmm ” … !!!!!!!

Comply to … ” Try ” …
Guidelines … designed …
to keep the … ” Ugly Ones ” … in line …
and … ” Keep ” … your country’s …
Race ….. Streamlined ….. !!! …..

By … ” Keeping ” … whites …
at the … TOP of the … ” Pile ” …

That’s … Nothing New … !!!
We Know … your style … !!!
as these girls … KNOW …
How low … you’ll go …

Can’t they just … ” Charm ” …
A … pretty girl … ?!?
without the need …
to … ” Twist Their Arm ” …

Well … as i’ve said …
it’s CASH … they want …
Immigration … staff …
can’t be on … much …
to … FORCE … women …
to give them … ” Fun ” …

But … as i’ve said …
What in turn … happens to … MEN … !?!?!

Do they end up … ?
in bed with … them … ?

Those … EMPLOYED …
by … Government … ?!?!?

That’s a …
Dangerous question … !?!

So … let’s leave that …
to your … newsmen …
and see what’s … shown …
on …. News at Ten …. !!!

This poem’s … DONE … !!!

Writing this …
has been … Quite Fun … !!!

But ….
NOT … as much as welcoming …
Sexy Pretty … Young Women …
into your bed … cos they’re … IMMIGRANTS … !!!!!

Who … having kissed …
and … ” Slowly ” … licked …
DESPERATE … workers …
for … ” SICK KICKS ” … !!!!

Do this … to hear …

” COME IN … COME IN … !!!!! “

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“Visions” … A Poem written by Big Virge 27/9/2005

Do you have … ” Visions ” … ?
of a … ” Better Life ” …

” Visions ” … of a home …
and a … ” Beautiful Wife ” …

I Visualize …..

When I … have time …
and describe … ” My Visions ” …
through … ” Poetic Rhymes ” …

Words and Pictures …
Help …. Design ….
Inner Visions … in …
” My Mind ” …….

I think … you’ll find …
Those words … Aren’t Mine … !!!

Those are …

Stevie Wonders’ … Lines … !!!!!

A Man with … ” Vision ” …
but … ” No Sight ” … !!! …

A Man … whose words …
SHINE Like … ” Sunlight ” … !!!

If you were … “blind” …
What would you write … ???

If what you heard …
became your … ” Sight ” … ???

Stevie’s Proved …
throughout … His Life …

” Visions ” … come …
from … ” DEEP INSIDE ” …
and … come from … ” Those ” …
Who … ” USE ” … Their Mind … !!! …

” Inner Visions ” …
” Superstition ” …

Both are … Stevies’
” Compositions ” … !!!

His Visions … have …
” Inspired ” … ME … !!!
since I bought …
” My First ” … LP … !!!!!!

My Use … of words …
has … ” Factual Visions ” … !!!!!

But some … prefer …
to write … ” Pure Fiction ” …

If that’s … ” Your Way ” …
Then …. ” That’s Okay ” …. !!!

I Can’t … Tell You … !!!
What You … Should Say … !!!!!

But …..
Have … an opinion …

So What’s
Your … ” Position ” … ???

Are … ” Your Visions ” … ?
” Fact “… or … ” Fiction ” … ?

Do you …. Visualize …. ?
… ” A Wonderland ” … ???

or … are you … HERE … ?
in … This Here … Land … ???

Writing things …..

for the … ” Good of Man ” … !?!
and YES …. Woman ….
and … MOST OF ALL …
for … ” Our Children ” … !!!!!

They NEED … Some Truth … !!!
AS DO …. Their friends …. !!! ….

Before … They Walk …
Into …. ” PROBLEMS ” …. !!!

Our Futures’ … rest …
with … Some of … them …

That’s Why …
They … NEED … !!!!!

” Visions ” …
of … Sense … !!!

Rather than visions …
of … ” Pounds and Pence ” …
or … of things like …

….. ” False Defence ” ….. !!!!!

Visions … SPREAD …
by … Governments … !!!!!

Children …..
NEED … ” Visions ” …
of …. ” TRUE LOVE ” …. !!!!!

NOT …. of all ….
This … ” Push and Shuv’ ” … !!!!!

Visions of ….
A … ” Loving Hug ” …
from … ” Their Dad ” …
to YES … ” Their Mum “… !!!!!

Visions … ” WITHOUT ” …
” Knives or Guns ” … !!!!!!!!

“Visions” ….. where …..
They’re having …. FUN …. !!!!!

On a beach ….
in … Bajan Sun … !!!!!

Well that’s … ” My Vision ” … !!!!!

I Pray it comes …..
Long Before … i’m … 61 … !!!

” Visions ” … RUN …
Like … Ben Johnson … !!!!!

But ….
Drugs are … NOT … !!! …
The Answer … Son … !!!!!

Well ….
Maybe … SOME … !!!!!
That Give … FREEDOM …

” Freedom ” … of thought …
and …. ” Expression ” ….

Come on now … !!!
You Know … The Ones’ …

Those that … NEED … !!!
Some … ” Natural Sun ” … !!!!!

Those that …
” Herbsman’ ” ….
like to … ” Bun’ ” … !!!!!

Now … before they start …
These aren’t things …
for our … children … !!! …

But …

” Strong-Willed ” … men …
like …. Bob Dylan ….

Men with … ” Visions ” …
NOT … ” Conditioned ” …

Men whose … ” Inscriptions ”
EXPOSE …. ” Villains ” ….
NEEDING … Convictions … !!!!!

I guess that’s how … ?
I’d … Like to be …

A man … ” Revered ” …
for ….. ” His Poetry ” ….. !!!!!

A Man who …
CHALLENGED … “Society” … !!!!!

and … All it’s ……
IMPROPRIETIES … !!!!!

These beliefs ….
Rest … DEEP IN ME … !!!
and continually … GROW …
Just like a …. ” Tree ” ….

” Branching Out ” ….
and … ” Bearing Leaves ” …

FREE … to … ” Be ” …
and FREE … to … ” See ”

A world of … LOVE …
and ….. ” UNITY ” …… !!!!!

I Visualize … BEAUTY …

NOT … Needless Killing …

These words i’ve written …
are just … An Edition …
of my … Lyrical Mission …

cos’ … Poetic Usage …
of …. ” Good Diction ” ….

Can give you … ” Hope ” …

and YES … Such …

…….. ” Visions ” …….

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