” I Really Love Sex ” … written & performed by Big Virge

Following on from my previous post, in a month deemed to be … ” Poetry Month ” … by, Certain, US Poets, a few years back, it only makes sense to share something that defines my Passion & LOVE, for, using words to create, rhythmic, cryptic, Exquisite, ” Poetic Turns ” … !!!!!

So, in a similar vein to, Commons’ Classic, Ode to Hip Hop,

I Used to Love H.E.R.

This is my, Ode to Poetry ….

Saucy title, but hey, why not … ???

Enjoy !!!!

…. as this piece hopefully shows, how much I ENJOY, as well as a thousand other adjectives, writing and creating stuff that could be deemed as being a little bit …… Poetic …..

So here is ….

I REALLY LOVE … SEX …

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” I Really Love Sex ” … written by Big Virge 20/03/2006

World Poetry Day was not so long ago, being the 21st of March,

So, this piece expresses my love for this art form….
Don’t let the title fool ya, or, excite the perverts among ya …… !!!!!

I hope y’all enjoy the vibe, as much as I enjoyed writing it,
because the truth is that……

I … REALLY LOVE … Sex …
ESPECIALLY with … My New girlfriend … !!!

I Love … women …
but really can’t be doing ….
with … Arguments … !!!

That’s why … My … ” Pen ” …
is my … New girlfriend …

We make … ” Love ” …
and Love the touch …
of pen to page ….

When we … Engage …
It feels just like …
A … Sexual High …

NO … NOT That Way … !!!
You’ve got a … SICK BRAIN … !!!!!

There’s Nothing … quite like
Sexy … Feminine Thighs … !!!
but … after sex …
and … Cigarettes …

Some girls give … STRESS …
to their … boyfriends … !!! …

That’s why I like …
to … sit and write …

Because ……..

I Don’t get stressed …
by my … New Girlfriend …

Her name … is … ” Pen ” …

NOT … Penny …
or … Penelope … !!!

Should I …
say it again … ?

My … ” Pen ” … is now
My New … girlfriend …
and YES … we have …
INCREDIBLE … Sex … !!!!!!

The kind of sex
WITHOUT … the stress …
of …… HIV ……
or other types of … STD’s … !!!!!

Sex like this …
is … TRULY … Bliss … !!!

NO Condoms …
and NO … Colons … !!!!!!!!!

Except … for those …
that fit in … Prose …

So … NO Assholes …
and NO … Mistakes … !!!

Helping us to … avoid …
Long Term … Headaches … !!!

But … EVEN If …
by chance … they do …

Trust in this … !!!

They’re just … ” Removed ” …
Without … tissues … !!!

Or … with trips …
to … ” THOSE ” … Clinics … !!!!!

If … During …
or … because of … sex …
We make a … Mistake …

NO … Pregnancy tests … !!!
or … Arguments …

Our friend … ” Tipp-Ex ” …
is our … ” Best Mate ” …
Just like … THAT …
Mistake … ERASED … !!!!!!!!!!

I’m telling you … Straight …
Our sex is … GREAT … !!! …

I think that … Pen’s …
My New … ” Soulmate ” … !!!!!

She’s … ” Tall and slim ” …
and at a … ” Whim ” …
Can change the colour …
of her … Skin …

And …………… If I think …
She’s a bit …. ” TOO BIG ” … !!!

She Doesn’t … fume …
if she gets … Ditched …
for … Another Pen …
I choose to … ” Pick ” …

This simply is …
The way of things …
in our … Sex Relationship …

” IT’S … ONLY SEX ! ”

is what she says ………

but makes sure that …
it’s NEVER … Bad …
when she’s attached …
to my … ” Notepad ” … !!!!!!

She’s … QUALITY … man … !!!!!
and i’m … SO GLAD …
that she … ” Found Me ” …
Through … ” Poetry ” …

She told me ….

” Virge, I love your rap … !!! ”

but then … Of course …
I answered back …

“Come on now Pen,
It’s not just rap !
Don’t get it confused
like certain crews !
This is something
Beautiful !
What we do,
leaves people moved,
just like you,
whenever you choose,
to sex it up,
in my front room !!!”

She simply said,

“Big Virge that’s true !
How about this view ?
Your way with words
makes our love work !”

I’m … Telling You …… !!!

She’s a … SPECIAL … girl …
who makes me feel …
On … TOP OF THE WORLD … !!!!!

She loves me with …
Her heart … FREELY … !!!!!

and chooses to ….
Just …. let me be ……..

Until it’s time …
to just … recline …
and let our souls …
Make Love … through scrolls …

It’s MORE THAN … sex …
when this …. Unfolds ………………….

NO GIRL … provides …
Such … ” Loving ” … vibes …
WITHOUT … ” Conditions ” …

That’s … THE CRIME … !!!!!

Whenever I write …
It’s a … JOYOUS … Ride … !!!

Even when …
My Anger … finds …
A place within ….

” Poetic ” … lines …

But … EVEN … then …
” My Pen ” … Still Shines … !!!!!

and let’s me know …

” Hey Virge it’s fine
I’ll Love You til’,
the day you die !”

She is …” My LIGHT ” …
and my … SUNSHINE … !!!!!
and is … ” The Love ” …
that … FILLS … My Life … !!!!!!

When I just ………. sit ………..
and HOLD …….. ” My Pen ” …….

She ALWAYS sends …
My brain … these scripts …
that … in the end …
are … Celestial Gifts … !!!!!!!!!!

Negative … or … Positive
The balance reached ….

REJECTS … needless
……….. Vanity ………

but Welcomes … MORE …
………. Humility ……….

That’s why … The Sex …
is … SO DAMN GOOD … !!!!!

because … My Pen ….
will NOT BE …. ” Pulled ” …
Away from … ME …
for Cars … Babies …
or …. BIG MONEY …. !!!

She just … ” LOVES ME ” …
Through … ” Poetry ” …

Like My Mother …
did … DAILY …

From … UP ABOVE …
These days … My Mum’s …
STILL LOVING … Me …
Through … ” My Pen ” …

UNCONDITIONALLY … !!!!!!

So … NO WOMEN …
NO … Arguments …

Just …..

Me and … ” My Pen ” …
as …. ” Sexual Friends ” …

Until … I FIND …
within … ” This World ” …

A Truly … SEXY …
SPECIAL Girl …

Who … in the end …
when we’re in … Bed …

Makes me … ” Feel ” …
just like … ” My Pen ” …

and makes these words …
run through … ” My Head ” …

Because of her … WOW …

I Really … Love Sex … !!!!!!!!!

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“Composure”… A poem written by Big Virge 21/9/2006

In these days and times, you’ve got to have it people … !!!!!

One … Must show …
…. ” Composure ” ….
when facing … ” Exposure ” …
to … Ignorant Heads … !!!!! …
“Showing” … Disrespect … !!!!!!

Like those …
QUICK to run …
Their … “jealous” … gums …
who … ACT … as though …
They Fear … NO FOE … !!!!!!!

There’s … ALWAYS ONE … !!!!!
who will … succumb …
to … Provoking You …
through … ” Shady Moves !!! ” …

The … Type of Fool …
who can’t deal with ….

… ” The Truth ” … !?!

and runs … A Show …
that is …. ” A Joke ” ….
because their … flow …
….. Through …..
Speech … or … Prose
is … Nothing More …
than … WEAK and Flawed … !!!!!

The type … who lick …

Assholes … ASSHOLES … !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Nazi Type ….
” Neo-Fascist ” ….
who keeps … His …

…. ” NIGGERS ” ….
CLOSE TO …. HIM …. !!!!!

Just like …. George …
and …. Mr. Blair ….

These … “Evil Types” …
are … ” Everywhere ” … !!!!!

Offering … Bribes …
to … Dummies Inclined …
to … ” Towing Their Line ?!? ” …
of … ” Corrupted Designs ! ” …

They’re …

Greasy …. Slimy ….
Sneaky … and … Grimy … !!!!!

The type … whose death …
Won’t Be … ” Untimely ” … !!!!!

” What’s Wrong … with them ?!? ”

Well clearly, they ….
Have got … PROBLEMS … !!!!!

Some …
Try To … IMPRESS …
through their ….
Use of ….. Text …..
when they should … accept …
that their prose … is …

…. ” Worthless ” …. !!!!!

“Classic” …. FOOLS ….
who make … Wrong Moves … !!!!!

Just to … make you …
Lose your … cool … !!!!!

When … dealing with them …
” Composure’s ” … The Tool …
that makes them start to …

….. ” Hurl Abuse ” ….. !!!!!

and … continue …
to break the … RULES … !!!

” The Rules ” … of …
……. The Game …….

that … CLEARLY … State … !!!

RESPECT … is … EARNED … !!!!!
NOT … Taken … OKAY … !!!!!!!!!!!

These FOOLS … can’t take …

” Truthful Wordplay ” ….

So they …..
Choose to display

” Aggressive Traits ” … !!!

when clearly … They …
should … Know Their Place … !!!!!

Watching those ….
who … COMMAND … The Stage …
with … Ease … Composure …
and …. Such Grace …

That …
WHATEVER … They Say … !!!?!!!
Leaves … Them …

….. Upstaged ….. !!!!!!

” Jealous Ingrates ” ….

who think … because …
You’ve … Walked … AWAY …
that … You’re … AFRAID …

which is …. Ofcourse ….
Their … First Mistake … !!!!!

There’s …..
ALWAYS ONE … !!!!
who is … So Dumb … !!!
that their own actions …
Leave them …. STUNG …. !!!!!!!
and in …. The End ….
cause them … Problems … !!!!!!!!

If they were …. ” Clever ” ….
They’d use … Their Heads … !!!
and use … Their Pens …
to prove that they’re … ” BETTER ” …
than … Butting Heads … !!!!!! …

But …..
They choose to … REJECT …
… ” Butting Intellects ” …
cos’ … They KNOW …
that’s a … ” Test ” …
that’s … BEYOND … Their Best … !!!!!

That figures …….

” Oh Yes ” … !!!!!

because they’re … ” INEPT ” …

So they … Choose to …
Make … THREATS … !!!!!
as well as … ” Disrespect ” … ?!!!?
… ” Respected Poets ! ” …
who they know … write poems …

Waaaayyyy ABOVE … !!!!!!

Their attempts …. !!!

They think that they ….
are … WINNERS … !!!!!!!!!

When … CLEARLY … they …
are … SINNERS … !!!!!!
who are … Absolute …
……. BEGINNERS ……. !!!!!

Who …
NEED to … Learn …

to … SIMMER … down … !!!

It’s Not … Their fault …
that they … are … ” CLOWNS ” … !!!

But …..
Threats of …. ASSAULT ….
May … bring them … DOWN … !!!!!!

So ….
REMEMBER … These Words … !!!!!

They’re … WELL OBSERVED … !!!!!

Their … IGNORANCE …
has … NO DEFENCE …
and just … CONFIRMS …

Their Lack …..
of … ” Depth ” … !!!

Their … ARROGANCE …
Drowns … ” Common Sense ” …

which … In the … END …
They may …. REGRET …. !!!!!

Their movements …
……. ” SMELL ” …… !!!!!!!!!!

of ….. ” Jealousy ” …..
because they … write …

” WEAK POETRY ! ”

That … SHUNS Truth …
and … ” REALITY ” … ?!!!?

It seems … ” The Truth ” …
Hurts Fools … like … THEM …

….. ” Therefore ” …..
… ” Their School ” …

is one for people …
with … ” PROBLEMS ” … !!!!!

So …..
Now … This Piece …
has reached ……

It’s … ” Closure ” …

The Moral … is …

when dealing with …

” Human Insects ” …

Don’t get … TENSE … !!!

If they choose ta …
… ” Taunt Ya ” …

Ignore them … YES …

and show …..

…. ” Composure ” ….

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As a follow up to …. “Be Careful With Them !” …. “Opinions”, a poem written by Big Virge 27/06/05

Now …. YOU MUST ….
Know … The saying …

“Opinions and Assholes,
are one and the same !!!”

Everyone’s … got one … !!!
Even if …. They are … LAME … !!!!!

Now … If this is … TRUE … ?!?

I think I should … ” Share ” …
” My Opinions ” … with you …

I’m just a …..
… ” Cool Dude ” …
……. with a ……..
” Bass Driven … drool …

who likes to write poetry
based on … ” The Truth ” … !!!!!

I’m Sorry … if this …
….. Doesn’t …..
” Entertain ” … you … !!!

But … ” Entertainment ” …
is … NOT … what I do … !!!!!

I’m … NOT … A …
… ” Stage Clown ” … !!!
Like … poets on … stages …
Across …. ” Different Towns ” ….

I’m Sorry … IF …
things I say …..
May … get you … ” Down ” …
or … Don’t make you … smile …
but in fact … make you …
………. ” FROWN ” ……… !!!!!!!!

My writings and … Quotes …
are … Not to … gain votes …
cos people who … ” Voted ” …
are on the … ” WRONG DOPE ” … !!!!!

Political Games ….
from the … Same …
” Shameless ” …. names …. !!!!!

What’s wrong with you people … ?!!!?
You must …. ” ENJOY PAIN ” …. ?????

Like …. Taxation riSES …. !!!
and … “Financial” … STRAIN … !!!!!
It’s like the … ” Dark Ages ” …
all over … AGAIN … !!!!! …

I’m not like these poets
who just … ” Entertain ” …

These wannabee actors
who want … TV Fame …
or rappers who really
Do Not … have the … ” Game ” …
to get themselves … “Into” …

Hip Hops’ ………… ???

… ” Hall of SHAME ” … !!!!!!!!!

No names … will I … mention …
Who hold … such … ” Pretension ” …
cos’ people like …. ” These ” …

…… ” TAINT ” ……
” Public Perception ” …

They … LACK …
TRUE … Direction … !!!!!

They’re spreading …..
…… ” INFECTION ” …… !!!

The style they … Present …
…….. REALLY NEEDS …….. !!!!!
….. “Close inspection” …..

What comes from … their lips
are … NOT … ” Witty Quips ” …

Most of their … wordplay …
is really ….. ” NOT FIT ” ….. !!!
for … ” Public Performance ” …

Their Cue …
has … NO TIP … !!!!!!!!

“Laugh” … if you like …
” Cry ” … if you like …

All that I ask ….
is … some time to …
…… ” Recite ” ……

You may be surprised … ?
by prose i’ve … Comprised …

BELIEVE …. !!! …..
when I … Tell You …
My Words ……

” AREN’T … Contrived ” … !!!!!!

My Poetry’s … written …
from … ” Everyday Life ‘ …

While Many … are writing …
PURE … ” Poetic LIES ” … !!!!!

I wear … No Disguise …

My words are … ” Devised ” …
to make people see …..
what they … “hide” …
……. “Deep Inside” …….

So what’s in the mind … ?
of a poet who … rhymes …

Is it … ” Depression ” … ?!?
or … Simple … ” Expression ” …

My mind is … ” Inclined ” …
to … Share Views … with … You …

Even if … some of them …
make you feel … ” BLUE ” … !!!!!

I just … Cannot Abide … !!!!!
These poets … who … TRY … ?!?
to … “hide” … Who they are …
Behind … ” Humorous Lies ” … !?!

cos’ life is … ” A Ride ” …
from which … You …

…… ” CAN’T HIDE ” ……. !!!!!!!!!!

“Opinions” … give clues …

So …
What is … ” Your View ” … ???

Has this piece called …
…… ” Opinions ” …..

… ” Entertained ” … you … ???

I’m not here to … ” Please you ” … !!!
I’m here to speak … ” TRUTH ” … !!!!!!!

So … don’t ever think
I need a … ” Fake Crew ” …

I’m looking for people
who want ……..
Something …. ” NEW ” …. !!!

A Poet … whose words …
asks question of … YOU …

Comedy’s … GREAT … !!!!
I ……. LovvvVVVE …… !!!!! ……
A … GOOD SHOW … !!! …

But … Leave Comedy …
to … ” Comedic Pros’ ” … !!!!!

All poetry’s … DIFFERENT …
OKAY … YES ………

…… ” I KNOW ” …… !!!!!!

I’m simply … Expressing …
“My Views” … in this prose …

Can’t I do that … ?!? …
I’m walking … 8 Mile …
WITHOUT … Battle Rap … !!!!!

Now ….
If you … Don’t Want To …
You Don’t … have to … clap … !!!

I just want to … SEE …
who’s …TRUE TO … ” The Art ” …
and EXPOSE … These Poets …
who talk out dem’ …..
…….. “ CLAAT ” ……… !!!!!!!

I Don’t ……
THINK … i’m smart …
I KNOW … that …

……… ” I AM ” ……..

and if you …. ” Applaud ” ….
that must make me ….

…….. “THE MAN” …….. !!!!!

cos’ you’ve clearly enjoyed
………… READING ………..

My … “OPINIONS” …

Peace y’all …. and like the title says ….

Be careful with em’ yeah …..

Later.

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