Continuing on the Valentines theme of Love and Relationships in the Modern Age …. “Sex and Texts” a poem written by Big Virge on the 11/04/2005

AM I ALONE …….. ?
TO BE SICK OF THESE TEXTS … !!!

NOT ….. TEXT IN BOOKS … !!!
BUT …. TELEPHONE TEXTS … !!!

TEXT ME THIS ….
……. AND ……..
TEXT ME THAT ….
IF YOU TEXT …..
I’LL TEXT BACK ….

THIS TEXTING ….
HAS GOT PEOPLE ….
FIGHTING …. LIKE CATS … !!!

IF YOU’RE GONNA SEND TEXTS
TRY … READING MY TEXT … !!! …
BEFORE GETTING UPSET ….
COS THE WORDS OF MY TEXT
ARE MAKING YOU FRET ….

OR IN THE CASE OF MY EX ….
MAYBE …. GETTING YOU WET …. !!!

THIS IS HOW MY TEXT WENT ………

“Okay …. if it suits ….
but i’m still loving you ….
kiss kiss …. from your lips
to your beautiful tits ….
and finally kisses ….
all over …. your clit …. !!!!

Babe, i’m missing you still … !
but distance for sure ….
is a real … bitter pill … !!!!”

THE REPLY THAT I GOT
WAS SIMPLY …………..

” F*** OFF …. !!!! ”

NOW THAT WAS A SHOCK … !!!!
BUT NOT TO MY ….

…….. SOCKS ………..

MORE A FEELING OF … “HEAT” …
COS MAYBE MY TEXT …..
MADE MY EX ……
START TO …….. “LEAK” ….. !?! …..

NOW GIRLS ……..
DON’T BE WETTING …… !!! ……
BED COVERS OR …. SHEETS ….
COS WORDS THAT I’M USING ….
DEFINE …. SEXUAL …. PEAKS ….

IT’S MERELY A TEXT …..
THAT GOT MY EX …. “VEX” … !!!!

BUT WHY …… ??????? ……..
COS MY WORDS …..
REFERRED ,,, TO HER CHEST … ? …

HER CHEST WAS THE BEST ….. !!!!!!!!!!

NATURAL …… DD’s ….. !!!

HELL YES …. IT WAS NICE … !!!
WHEN I GAVE THEM A …..
….. “SQUEEEeeeeEEEZZZE” …..
SOMETIMES …. HAVING SEX ….
MADE MY CHEST … START TO …
…… “WHEEEEeeeeeezZZE” ……

BUT NOW SHE’S FLOWN ……
LIKE A BIRD ON A … BREEZE …
SO NOW I’M ENJOYING …..
MY OWN …. COMPANY ….

…… “DOING” ……
WHAT I …. PLEASE …. !!!!! ….
AND LIVING … WITH EASE …. !!!!
COS FELLAS …. YOU KNOW ….
MOST GIRLS GIVE YOU … “GRIEF” …

THAT’S SOMETHING A WOMAN ….
WILL GIVE YOU FOR … “FREE” … !!!!
SO TEXTING IS SOMETHING ….
I DON’T WANT TO SEE …. !!!! ….
COS WOMEN NOW USE IT ….
LIKE … ” WOODS ” … USES …. TEES … !!!

TO SMASH YOUR NEW GOLF BALL
RIGHT INTO THE TREES …. !!!! ….
AND THEN YOU’RE ALL LOST ….
LIKE A HELPLESS …. “PUPPY” …. !!!

…….. “WONDERING” ………. ?????

WHERE THE HELL ……… !!!???!!!
CAN THAT NICE PUSSY BE … !!!

TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THIS … !!!
I … “Luvvvvvv” … A FEMALE … !!!!!
BUT … WHEN TEXTS SET SAIL ….
IT’S LIKE TRYING TO READ ….
A HALF-WRITTEN …. E-MAIL … !?!

BUT SOME MEN ARE THE SAME … !!!
YOU SEND THEM A TEXT …..
TO ARRANGE A GOLF GAME ….
BUT THEY SEND ONE BACK ….
ON A DIFFERENT SUBJECT … !?!?!
I WONDER IF THESE DUMMIES
EVEN KNOW THEIR OWN NAME … !?!

YET AGAIN …. THIS IS TRUE … !!!
NOW …. WHAT WOULD YOU DO … ?
IF YOU TEXTED A GIRL …..
YOU’D SEXED LIKE A TART ….
HAVING LIED TO YOUR GIRL ….
COS YOU THOUGHT ……
YOU WERE …. ” SMART ” ….

NOW THE LITTLE MINX KNEW …
YOUR KOO … AND PLAYED COOL …
UNTIL SHE …. REALISED ….
SHE WAS FALLING FOR YOU ….

THEN THE TEXTING WAR STARTS …
YOU DRIFT ……. FAR ….. APART ……
THEN ONE DAY YOU TEXT …….
BUT HER FORM OF REPLY …. ?
IS A LONE QUESTION MARK ….

………………… ? ………………….

IT’S LIKE THEY’D RATHER DIE …. !!!
THAN GIVE A REPLY …….
GIRLS USE THIS AS IF …….
IT’S THEIR ……. O2 SUPPLY …. ??? …
BUT … REPLY JUST IN TIME ….
TO REMAIN IN YOUR MIND ……..

SEE …. THESE ARE THE GIRLS ….
I DON’T WANT TO FIND …. !!!!! ….
COS ACTIONS LIKE THIS ….
NOW LEAVE ME …. PERPLEXED … ???
AND WOMEN LIKE THIS ….
” REALLY “……. MAKE ME VEX …. !!! ….

SEE …. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS ….

SO NOW YOU’RE LIKE …. “WHAT” … ? …
BUT …. WHAT DO YOU SAY …. ?!?!?!?
TO SOMEONE WHO LIKES TO USE …
TEXTING ……… THAT WAY ….. !!! …..
THE SEX WAS GREAT FUN ….. !!!!!! ……
BUT THE END … “WASN’T” … GREAT … !!!

BUT …. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS ….
WHEN YOU PLAY …. AWAY GAMES … !!! …

SO YES …. I CONFESS ….
I HAVE A COMPLEX …..
ABOUT MOBILE PHONES ….
AND WHAT’S COMING NEXT … ??? …

TECHNOLOGY’S …. ” KILLING ” … !!!
THE ART OF STRAIGHT TALK …..

THINGS USED TO BE CLEAR
WHEN TEXT WASN’T HERE …. !!!
BUT NOW THAT IT’S COME ….
I’M NOW …. ON THE RUN …. !!!!!

FROM PEOPLE WHO LIKE ….
TO HIDE BEHIND TEXTS
AND WOMEN WHO’D RATHER ….
SEND TEXTS … THAN HAVE SEX … ?

COS I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF ….

…….. DUFF STUFF ……..

SENT BY …….. TEXT ……. !!!!

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