YOU’VE GOT TO LAUGH . . . . I SUPPOSE . . . . ! ? ! . . . . written by Big Virge 11/12/2007

Well, all I can say is . . . .
What a day . . . . ! ? ! . . . . .
The news is simply, . . .
Full of . . . . “JOKES” . . . . !

TECHNOLOGY’S, in the news again !

A SAT NAV, system on a coach, directed the driver to the wrong town !!!

Unfortunately, as the coach was destined for a town in … FRANCE !!!
It would seem a bit funny that the coach ended up in . . . . . . . . . .

WAIT FOR IT . . . .

. . . . . “BELGIUM” . . . . ! ! ! . . . . .

Looks like the passengers, “Shopping trip !”, was cut rather short, and turned out to be a “PAID FOR” . . . . technological tour, of a place they, DIDN’T PAY TO SEE … !!!

So much for the benefits of technology in this instance !!!

A fourty year old woman is feared drowned, because she dived into a river in Dorset, to save, her dog !!!

Now saving your pet is … ONE THING … !!!!
Putting, “YOUR LIFE”, on the line, to do it,
Now that’s, SOMETHING ELSE !!!!!!

“FUNNY” . . . . . ! ? ! . . . . .
The values some people place on things ?!?

AND . . . . HOW ABOUT THIS ?

The BBC, have told their staff to … “MAKE SURE” … they’re contactable, during Christmas,

So that they can be advised about their jobs being, AXED ?!?

Looks like . . . . . “LOTS OF LAUGHS” . . . for them this CHRISTMAS EH !!!?!!!

Two years after BUNCEFIELD, YES … “THE EXPLOSION”, people are still waiting for assistance, from insurance companies, and the council, for relocation, reparation and recovery of, the loss of business and homes, and advice on the future of the Buncefield Site.

“LAUGHABLE” . . . . when you think about, the amount of money that’s clearly squandered, and spent on say … ???

Top BBC salaries … !!! … Government Ministers’, expenses, and, TERRORISM DEFENCES, and, weapons training for police !!!

… when the security of peoples’ personal details, is seemingly … ??? … “NON – EXISTENT”.

This conveniently, leads me, to the loss by the, “LEEDS BUILDING SOCIETY”, of employers details, salaries, and bank details, due to an office move and refurb … ?!?

“FUNNY” . . . . . As long as you don’t work, or, have your money with them … !!!

… and FINALLY . . . . .

How’s this … ?

Commander, John McDowell, the man who launched the surveillance operation, that resulted in the shooting of, Jean Charles De Menezes (RIP) …. has now been

…. appointed to the role of …… “NATIONAL CO-ORDINATOR OF TERRORIST INVESTIGATIONS”, within this country, as well as, leading the …. “SO15” …. The MET Police’s, “Counter Terrorism Unit” …. !!!!!?!!!!!

A “£125,000″ a year, position …. !!!

…. that …. Police Commissioner, Ian Blair, has said to be, ” A HUGELY CHALLENGING ONE “, but, that Londoners should be, “RE-ASSURED”, that Commander McDowell, had the knowledge and experience, “NEEDED”, to do it ….

” Ahhhh, BUT OFCOURSE ” …. !!!!! ….

Well, you’ve got to … LAUGH … EH … !?!

Well, funny, this may be … !?!

. . . as long as you’re … NOT … ASIAN or BLACK … !!!

Now, as for the fact that … MR. DE MENEZES (RIP) … was not, of ASIAN or BLACK appearance, is actually, even more disturbing, because it’s clear that, if they, “MISTOOK”, him for a … TERRORIST … !!!

THE Good ol’. . . . .

“ALL YOU DARKIES LOOK THE SAME ! ! !” . . . . ATTITUDE . . .

may well result in the … WRONG … one of us, being, SHOT, held, or worse still, “KILLED”

…. “WRONGFULLY” ….

…….. AND ……….. ! ! ! !

… then having our case against the … “OFCOURSE” … “RELIABLE” … “OLD BILL”

…. fought on the grounds of ….

“HEALTH AND SAFETY” …. issues …. !?!

If the case gets, any coverage, at all ?!?

Try Finding …. THAT STORY …. !?!

Because it …. REALLY IS …. “FUNNY” …. ???

How … stories like this, are only ever on, “TELETEXT”, for a short period of time, and, then seem to … DISAPPEAR … before anyone can complain about them … !!!!!

I just hope there isn’t, another, incident, lead by this, ” CLEARLY METICULOUS “, individual, who told the Health & Safety Trial, into Mr. De Menezes death, that he thinks everyday, about what could of been done, “DIFFERENTLY”, in that case … !?!

Ahhhh, How good of him … !!!

Well, let’s hope his experience and knowledge, doesn’t lead to, another, innocent persons death, in his, “New Role eh !?!”

Yeah … That’s … “REAL FUNNY” … THAT IS … !!!
SO FUNNY, that ….

I’m … “CRYING” … WITH LAUGHTER ! ! !

YEAH RIGHT … !!!!!

“ESPECIALLY” . . . . . as I have just been told by a friend, that her son was questioned, on Saturday afternoon, by the …. “BOYS IN BLUE” …. and because he had a pair of … Pliers … in his bag, he was arrested, on the grounds of … “INTENT TO ROB” … !!!

… taken to the police station, where he was found to have had, “NO PREVIOUS CONVICTIONS”. ETC . . . .

… but, by the time his mother had arrived, he’d already had, his fingerprints and DNA taken, and YES … “KEPT” … !!!

Upon the, solicitor’s arrival, he stated that this was clearly, ridiculous, and that this was clear, “VICTIMISATION”, on the basis of the young mans’ colour..

Ofcourse, the young man in this instance …
was … FREED … but, get this … !!! …
his fingerprints were destroyed, but,
Yes, you’ve guessed
His DNA was …. “KEPT” …. !!! ? !!!

WHAT A JOKE . . . . ! ! ! ! . . . .

Kind of like this whole, Lee Jasper, Ken Livingstone, Boris Johnson, “Race and Black Expenditure”, row.

I tend to think that, YES, money probably does go missing, just like it’s always done, through, “Government Agencies”, and those affiliated to them, but, whether or NOT, MR. Jasper’s, usage of the money, has gone to Black Businesses, or, NOT, is well, an interesting change to the usual, Conrad Black, style of … “ALLEGED” … financial fraud.

It does seem as though, The Evening Standard, since Ken’s comment about, “THE HOLOCAUST”, have been looking for a way to get back at him, and, what way better, than to say he’s taking money away from, “WHITE BUSINESSES”, in London, mostly built upon what … ?

“SLAVERY” …… ???

Don’t get me wrong …. !!!

It really wouldn’t surprise me, if this is going on, but, COME ON NOW … !?!

…. where within, “Government Agencies ?”, and those, affiliated to them, does this … NOT GO ON … !!!

and well, as for, BORIS ….

… whether he’s racist or not, really seems, insignificant, as his tongue seems to stumble more than his policies, are bound to, and, I think that’s what people, should really be looking at, when voting for their next, “LONDON MAYOR”

…. in as much as a vote counts for anything, these days … ANYWAY … !!!!!

Okay, FINALLY, again … LOL …

What about, Poor AL ….. AHHHHH …… !!!

AL Bangura, Watford footballer, and resident in the UK, for four years, on a limited, “Discretionary Order”, who has lost, the initial phase of his case, to stay in England.

The Home Office says, to the man from, LEONE ….

“NO BANGURA ….. YOU’VE GOT TO GO !!!”

No more scoring goals, or, buying, nice clothes, you’ve got to go home and face, your old foes !!!

Those who might, KILL HIM, and make him a victim, of some, ” Civil War “, because of … “HOME OFFICE LAWS”

As … The A-Teams’ HANNIBAL, would say …. “NICE” …. !!!

While Europeans … NOw …
Just …. “KEEP” …. COMING IN …. !!! ? !!!

So, let’s think about this ….. ?
Is this country … RACIST … ?!?!?

Ofcourse it’s NOT folks …. ?
But, it is, full of …. JOKES …. !!!!!

LAUGH IF YOU LIKE . . . ! ! ! ! ! . . . .
BUT WE’RE NOW IN DARK TIMES
WHERE CRIMES ARE DISGUISED . . . .
BY LAUGHABLE LIES
THAT CLEARLY ARE JOKES
WHICH JUST GOES TO SHOW . . . . .

YOU’VE GOT TO LAUGH . . . . ! ! ! . . . .
I SUPPOSE . . . . ? ? ? ! ! ! ? ? ?

Or . . . “Do You ?” . . . ?

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One Response to “YOU’VE GOT TO LAUGH . . . . I SUPPOSE . . . . ! ? ! . . . . written by Big Virge 11/12/2007”

  1. Bob Frank Oscar Says:
    December 14th, 2007 at 11:35 am

    Hi, It’s been a longtime. Look at what’s going on in this concrete jungle of ours ? which we call the world. The institution has no meaning any more. The Babylon can’t even get paid. What’s going on ? it seems to me like the world has been taken over by a bunch of privileged idiots. I’ve seen intelligent people languishing in abject poverty while loads of ignorant fools wallow in greatness gotten without any sweat. What a world we’re leaving in, God, if he exists ? help us ! Man is scared of global warming, we caused it because mankind is greedy and wicked in the evil sense of the word.
    Keep this webpage up BigVirge and goodluck mate.

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