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“The Black James Bond” … A Poem written by Big Virge 29/11/2005

Now DON’T … get me wrong … !!!

I rate … Sean Con’ …
as the BEST EVER … Bond … !!!
but there’s not been a …..

” Black James Bond ” … !!!!!

I’m … UP FOR IT … !!!
and do … INSIST …
that …. I should write the story …
” Using ” … scripts in rhyme … !!!

“Please move along, Mr. Brosnan !
I’m coming through, Big Virge,
Black Bond !”

I’m … lyrically slick …
with … ALL THE … chicks … !!!!!

and …..
TRUST … in this … !!!

When my trousers …
they …. UNZIP …. !!!!!

I’m packing a … ” Gift ” …
that’ll make them … ” Lick ” …
and … OPEN UP …
Their … ” Pretty Lips ” … !!!!!

Now …
Q would … NEED …
to have … ” Equipped ” …

An ASTON … with …
Enough Music … !!!!!!!!

CD Changer …
Thousand Disc … !!!!!

I’m moving with …
A … HEAVY STACK …
so girls would … end up …
on their …. ” Back ” …. !!!!!!!!

My … Policy …
would … simply be …
to breed … NUFF’ SEED … !!!

Enough to … ” Grow ” …
A …. ” 00 ” … Tree … !!!

Now ….
as for my … ” Identity ” …

NO … ” 00 ” … Seven
or … ” 00 ” … Three

Just … ” 00 ” … Me
Big Virge … BELIEVE … !!!

or … better still …
” 00 ” … Ladies … !!!

I’m JOKING … !!!
I’d be … ” 00 ” … V …

I’d have the …
” Coolest ” … weaponry … !!!

Guns that … ” I ” …
Wouldn’t … have to aim …
The Black … James Bond …
and ….. ” David Blaine ” ….. !!!!!

Trousers … THAT …
could hold a … Gat … !!!

They’d have to … girls …
and that’s a … FACT … !!!!!

My missions’ … would be
STRICTLY … ” Women ” … !!!

from the … END …
back to … Beginning …

EVIL …. men ….
just cause … ” Problems ” …

So … ” 00 ” … Ten

“You’re assigned to them !”

Okay …
There’s … SHAFT …
and … ” Action Jackson ” …

But Don’t … get me wrong …
I’d rather be … ” BOND ” … !!!!!

Because … Bond’s connections …
are ….. ” TOO STRONG ” ….. !!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES … The British …
… “Secret Service” …

What a team … !!!

Their cashflow’s … ” Sweet ” …
like ….. Good Ice Cream ….. !!!!!

NO … Money worries … !!!
EVERY Night … A Different Sight …
and YES … A … ” Different ” …
Pair of … ” Thighs ” …

FEMININE … Eyes …
That’s … No Surprise … !!!

See …
Now i’m … ” Bond ” …

EVERY GIRL … says … YES … !!!
when I say … ” It’s time for bed ! ” …

I should just mention …
I’m a …. ” Dread ” ….

” Dreadlock Bond ” … !!!!!

“Fi Tru’, come on !”

Who’d suspect … ?
that i’d protect …
The world from future ….

….. ” Dr. No’s ” ….. !?!

See … even as Bond …
My wordplay …. Flows ….

I’m … Telling You … !!!
I’d be … So Cool ……….. !!!!

You Know … i’d groove
in …. ” Tailored Suits ” ….

” Saville Row ” … to Tokyo …

” Mister Moore, just had to go !
I’m 00V, so, fix me up bro,
you know, neatly !
No cameras please !
I’m glad you liked my, Rap CD !
I’ve got to go, there’s Octopussy !”

I’m BOND …
HELL YEAH … I would emcee … !!!

Eminem … would change …
Careers …. QUICKLY …. !!!!!!!!
because fans of … his …
would now … CHEER ME … !!!!!!!!

I’m The ….
” Black James Bond ” … folks …

Don’t you see … ?!?
YES … ” 00V ” …

The … ” Coolest Dude ” …
to … walk the streets …

Guns for FREE … !!!
ENOUGH … Money … !!!
Weaponry and … ” Hot Ladies ” … !!!!!

Life would simply …
be a … ” DREAM ” … !!!

“Wake up you fool
it’s poetry !”

OKAY … Okaaayyy …
but that’s the way …
my role would go …

I’d save the world …
then … chill at home …

But truth be known …
You know i’d NEVER … be alone …
I’d have …. Lots of Company ….. !!!!!

My …. ” 00 ” … seeds
‘ 00 ” … Junior …
” 00 ” … Marley …
and Yes … Of Course … !!!

” 00 ” … BB …

Come on … you know …

” 00 ” … Black Bond … !!!!!

I’m a fan of … ” Moore ” …
” Connery ” … and … ” Brosnan ” …

But …..
NONE of them …
Believe … NOT ONE … !!!!!!

NOT EVEN … Denzel Washington … !!!

could play the role …
with more … ” Aplomb ” …

than me … ” Big Virge ” …

The … ” Black ” …
….. James Bond …..

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“So They Say” … A Poem written by Big Virge 15/10/2007

Now ladies

Just REMEMBER … !!!!!

” If the cap FITS … !!! ‘

and that ….

Once you cherry done get … BURST … !!!!!

… that like Peter Tosh said, you’re just a …

” Brand New Second Hand ” …

Don’t start attacking me, cos’ i’m an HONEST … man … !!!!!

So ….

BEFORE …. you start to run your lips pon’ dis’ ….

Take the time to LISTEN … and … THINK, before responding …. !!!!!

Cos’ if ya don’t …

Well, it’s CLEAR that these words of verse, refer to you … !!!!!

and … for a change, if they do, keep your cool …. FACE THE TRUTH … and be Honest with YOURSELF, about your moves … !!!!!

and who you’ve … SCREWED … !!!!!

before your closets start rattling …. LOL

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The Black James Bond (Street Version !) … written 29/11/2005 Performed by Big Virge

Okay so….

I’m much less inclined to share my views of how things run currently, because people are either in “Denial-Land” … or, are in some, “Self-Righteous”, fukry’ land, where their only form of response are retorts of well… for want of a better word, ” Spiteful ” … in nature

But, as insignificant as it is in the grand scheme of the madness that continues toe ensue, across the globe, in various ways

Has their been some kind of Ku Klux re-union, that has avoided the all seeing eye of the media. because, once again, migrant talk seems to be incessantly, spoken about, from the people, who migrated, then dictated how nations should be, in lands where they were, essentially …

INVADERS, and I don’t mean of the space kind, although, these days, it really does seem like some white folks are chameleons, shape-shifters, and the most devious kind of bullshit spitters … !!!!

This time, it’s Bond, and one of it’s new writers, a certain, Jewish chap, by the name of Anthony Horowitz, who according to Wikipedia, was ….

” born in Paddington, London, into a wealthy Jewish family, and in his early years lived an upper-middle class lifestyle. ”

who seems to have the low down on who and what’s … ” Street ” … and thus, made reference in a Daily mail interview, to the fact that, NOT ONLY, is Idris Elba, too street to play Bond, but also, not, ” Suave Enough ” ….

Amazingly, having read the news this morning, I now see that he has apologised now ….

Hmmmm …..

Why because,

FOOT in Mouth of White man, is causing him to be deemed a racist ????

So, it seems, he still doesn’t wanna say what’s really on his mind ……. !!!

Poor … Oops,

That should be, WEALTHY, Confused, Mr. Horowitz …

Folks, his background is worth checking out, if Wikipedia is accurate, regarding the echelons of society, this individual comes from …..

Now I am NO ADVOCATE, for a Black Bond, but, Anthony Horowitz needs to shut his claat Fo’ REAL !!!!!

Let’s get this straight … !!!

Idris is … ” Sorry ” … “Too Street” …

and apparently, NOT … “Suave Enough ” ?!?

LMFAOL ….. !!!

What a joke !

Just say he’s, ” Too Black ” … man, cut the bullchit’, and let’s cut to the chase.

Oh and obviously, when I say … TOO BLACK, i’m being, FACETIOUS … !!!

Just the ol’, Willie Lynch Syndrome, kicked in, for a sec there …. !!!!!!

So, Mr. Horowitz has written, having been, ” COMMISSIONED “, by the “Fleming Estate”, NO LESS … !!!!

I REPEAT …. The Fleming Estate !!!!

…. some new, Bond script / book or crutch …. ” Trigger Mortis ” ….

GREAT … !!!

Adrian Lester is okay apparently ?

…. but, Idris is some different shade of dark, that is less acceptable, and INSANELY, somehow, less capable of playing Bond ….

Sounds a bit like the classic, English Racists line and defence …..

“Your alright mate, but, it’s the other blacks that are f’ckd up !!!!!” …. Bullchite !!!!!

What an ass !!!!!

…. who needs it handed back to him, so he can eat the shit he be talking man !!!

He may have actually sealed the deal now, with his ignorant statement and sudden apology, as if, as he claims, due to his … ” Clumsily ” … delivered, use of language, which, hmmm … i’m pretty sure he makes plenty of money, for doing.

I hope Idris gets the Rasshole’ role now, because that should be lots of fun on set, for, ” Mr. Horodick’ ” … if his Trigger Mortis gets made into a film … as he tries to explain how he would like Idris to be a little, ” Whiter “, when saying lines, that, ANY actor, worth their pay cheque, should be able to deliver, and tailor, to exhibit the qualities of said, character ….

I got something for him though … PRICK … !!!!!

So what now …. ?!?

…. because Hulk Hogan & Trump and all the other, bigoted white folks, are now returning to just expressing their bigotry, for all to see, he felt he could run such Ignant’ talk …. ???

To be fair, i’m about more frankness, but, this is the worst kind of racism/racist…
,
The one that tries to shield itself behind, Political Incorrectness, or Correctness, and then makes the whole,

“It wasn’t meant like that” …. bullchit claim

Eedyats’ like him, would get my respect if they’d just, wear their Klan Hoods out in the open, for us to see, and run their talk, cos’ at least I and the rest of us, would know what we’re dealing with …..

Make him gwaarn …

I got sumtin’ for he and his breed of … ” Ignant Ass People “, who seem to be all too prevalent in amongst this entertainment & arts industry, that is so accepting, all of sudden, of us, darker skinned peoples …..

I think … NOT …. !!!!!

I know that the ladies got to have an opinion on this Fukry … cos’ now he’s the … ” Hot Ticket ” … I know many would love to see Mr. Elba play the, Great White, Fictional Legend …. !!!!!

Are any of the people who rule Hollywood, told, when they go to roles, or provide scripts, that, they are hmmmm ….

“Too Jewish” … I wonder … ????

Chuh ….., as per the below post/s …

The Double Standards continue …..

So, here it is folks…..

I never thought of it, when writing it, ten odd years ago, as, anything more than throw away words about this, ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS Ideal, but hey, I was merely the vessel ….

So, if he thinks Idris is Street, well, like Jack says in the original Batman reboot…..

“Wait til’ he gets a load of me !”

Additional vocals provided by Strat Carter

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